http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/15/article-2037734-0DE6D14600000578-304_634x398.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/15/article-2037734-0DE6D31900000578-663_634x430.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037734/The-lonely-seal-wanted-Pup-abandoned-having-rare-brown-fur.html
(T^T)
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)
waht
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/15/article-2037734-0DE6E23700000578-730_634x441.jpg
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago)
BLECH! KILL IT KILL IT !
― remy bean, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago)
;_;
― royal ballache (electricsound), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago)
that last photo kinda changed my mind. i want to hug it... but only if it's wearing sunglasses
REMY!!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/15/article-2037734-0DE6DD6900000578-373_634x418.jpg
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
"The seal, which is almost blind, had been hiding under a pile of logs when he was first spotted"
I am so sad for this seal.
I would adopt him and let him live in the bathtub. He and Benson could be friends. I think he'd like it. Stupid racist seal family.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
I have come around on the seal. But I still think he would look cute in sunglasses and a spinner hat
― remy bean, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago)
this is like... a children's book come to life, right down to the creepy watercolor eyes
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago)
i will name him "pinkflaps"
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago)
would play pattycake with all this brown seal
― dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago)
The photographer, 61, said: ‘He was hiding and waiting for his mother to come and feed him.
this is such a heartbreaking detail. moms are the best.
― dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
Pinkflaps!!
Wait a second.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah the waiting for his mom to come and feed him killed me. The whole story is total tear porn.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago)
this is the greatest story ever
i love animals
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, not that i'm happy that this seal has been abandoned or anything -- my heart weeps, in fact
but really: animals!!
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago)
would totally buy that seal a slurpee
― markers, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago)
LOL J0rdan.
OK, enough LOLing, back to weeping and sniffling ;__;
― Je55e, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
I've seen lonelier.
― Nick Chopper (Abbott), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
YOU HAVE NOT
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
Fucking racist seals indeed, jeez ;_;
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
the eyes are crazy. Spice Must Flow.
― dmr, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
poor albino seal
agree re: creepy eyes tho
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
you're all eyeists, he's just a lonely guy thinking baout things ;_;
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
Probably not as racist as they are exasperated by a blind seal.
― em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
ginger seal.
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
this seal looks like a shitty asshole idiot and i'm glad his brethren have a clarity of purpose re: him
j/k this is bestial
j/k lol
― goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
:(
― Without further ado, the runners-up is Prism Skylabs. (crüt), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
YOU LOOK LIKE A SHITTY ASSHOLE IDIOT
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
Spice Must Flow
this
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
that last picture :( :(i hope he makes american seal friends one day
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
x-post - yeah that's OTM
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
but still, this seal is wonderful fuiud
i make a poor troll
up been cuoh (choking up over here)
― goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
"up been"?? i've been, how about
― goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
if this lonely seal found another lonely seal would they be called club lonely seals?
― partistan (dayo), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
smdh
(probably)
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
they would probably be called "two seals that could have hung out had they been able to see each other but instead wandered aimlessly past each other, waiting for moms to bring some more food"
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
damn I am impervious to cute animals today, sorry everyone
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
don't apologize to us dan, it's the seals you've hurt most deeply.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 17 September 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)
why are you all calling it an albino seal
it is clearly a GINGER SEAL
― is it shakeymostep? (cozen), Saturday, 17 September 2011 08:15 (thirteen years ago)
He wanted to be one of those white fur seals, but he just couldnt make the cut ;_;
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Saturday, 17 September 2011 08:21 (thirteen years ago)
p sure that seal is albino
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Saturday, 17 September 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
moments after that last photo was taken a pack of racist orcas ate all the seals except the ginger one
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
loneliest penguin in the world
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/9/21/1/enhanced-buzz-21881-1316583195-11.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/8776225/Pictures-of-the-day-20-September-2011.html
― jaxon, Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
A bald penguin abandoned by its parents just days after its birth has been accepted back into the family thanks to the efforts of keepers at an aquarium in China's Liaoning Province. The little penguin was born on 17 August and was ill-treated by its parents. A keeper said: "Its parents kicked it out from time to time, or even left it on the icy ground to let it die". Keepers at the aquarium decided that the baby penguin's lack of hair and weak condition was due to difficulties digesting food and absorbing nutrition. Spokeswoman Wang Dan said: "In the beginning we tried to send it back to its parents, hoping they would still take care of it and help it grow stronger, but they neglected it and even kicked it out. We then decided to feed it by ourselves"...
he looks like a scrotum
― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
what is the sound of one seal clapping
― guh (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
More baby penguin
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
my <3 is breaking @ baby penguin
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
okay, i can't look at this thread
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:04 (thirteen years ago)
too close to the bone, ginger man?
― (╯° □ °)╯did ✈ ▌▌ (cozen), Sunday, 9 October 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago)
did they call you pinkflaps too? :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 9 October 2011 06:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03145/Seal_3145602b.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:50 (ten years ago)
angling after a lucrative retail advertising gig
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:59 (ten years ago)
funniest thing about this story from a local perspective is the number of reports that have not mentioned Newton-le-Willows but just said the seal was found 'near St Helens'
― soref, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 10:08 (ten years ago)