Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

An idea whose time has come.

ac transit bus fight never4get

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

an avalolche, as it were

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

my computer is still working on it...

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

Grubby little future ingrates...

i believe the children are our zingers

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

are we lol'ing harder yet

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

3:30

Hey ZS.

Went to the Avatar store today.

Got you a little something.

Hang on. Where did I put it.

Oh.

Here it is.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

hahahahha
YES

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

the shackles of door delivery

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

^ lol

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

It's a classic.

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

loooooooool

What?!

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

"an early precursor"

haha

They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK

— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021

aaaagh

https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20

https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900

pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U

— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021

love it

Brilliant

I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?

Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.

yr no fun pplains

that was great

I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!

It's like a global version of this conversation.

https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312

hee hee

who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm

— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018

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oh ffs, forks.

lmao i had to count

nice!

95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one

ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one

Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681

equal parts lol and O_o

love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU

— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021

pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x

— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021

"It's def possible !"

Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.

How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ

— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021

pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE

— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc

u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ

— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022

i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY

— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022

Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.

it totally does lmao

10/10 unicorns proven
also that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing

lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.

Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you

pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022

considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee

https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en

This is killing me

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.

Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV

— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023

The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit

not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA

Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC

— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024

He's the very best of us all

Hell yes

lol what

If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button

it ain't happening

lol frog