An idea whose time has come.
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
ac transit bus fight never4get
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.heraeusamba.com/
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
an avalolche, as it were
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)
do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
my computer is still working on it...
no :(
but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
Grubby little future ingrates...
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
i believe the children are our zingers
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yuh im p certain future computers will be fine
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
are we lol'ing harder yet
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
GET OUT OF HER!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok
― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER
???
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
seriously better than the original:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
sorry, i meant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
3:30
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
Hey ZS.
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
Went to the Avatar store today.
Got you a little something.
Hang on. Where did I put it.
Oh.
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
Here it is.
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png
hahahahhaYES
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago
AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
siri... burden a restaurant employeeI FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
the shackles of door delivery
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk
http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf
http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
^ lol
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)
Wait - you guys have never seen that before?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
It's a classic.
i'm way behind on my bieber studies
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
loooooooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
What?!
― "Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
"an early precursor"
haha
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)
They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021
― i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (four years ago)
aaaagh
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (four years ago)
https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:42 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:34 (four years ago)
pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (four years ago)
love it
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (four years ago)
Brilliant
― jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (four years ago)
I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?
Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (four years ago)
yr no fun pplainsthat was great
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (four years ago)
I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!
It's like a global version of this conversation.
https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (four years ago)
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 20:54 (four years ago)
hee hee
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (four years ago)
who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2021 21:08 (three years ago)
...
oh ffs, forks.
― pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (three years ago)
lmao i had to count
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (three years ago)
nice!
95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (three years ago)
ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (three years ago)
Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (three years ago)
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:10 (three years ago)
equal parts lol and O_o
love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (three years ago)
pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (three years ago)
"It's def possible !"
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (three years ago)
Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.
― pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (three years ago)
How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (three years ago)
pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc
― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:43 (three years ago)
u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (three years ago)
i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere
In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022
― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (two years ago)
Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (two years ago)
it totally does lmao
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (two years ago)
10/10 unicorns provenalso that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (two years ago)
lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (two years ago)
Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (two years ago)
considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (two years ago)
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (two years ago)
This is killing me
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (two years ago)
wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.
― brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (two years ago)
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (two years ago)
The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit
― jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (two years ago)
not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (two years ago)
Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (one year ago)
He's the very best of us all
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (one year ago)
Hell yes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (one year ago)
lol what
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (one year ago)
If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (one year ago)
it ain't happening
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (one year ago)
lol frog
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (one year ago)