SLACKER GIRL JST GOT PWNED AT WORK

I TOLD EVERYONE! I said to them when the job started 'yall don't make her head of that department, she won't work a single minute' but did they listen, no!

And she just left cuz her job was thru and what happened? everyone realized that stuff she was supposed to get done wasn't done at all, stuff that would have taken a day to do collectively over the course of four months! i.e. minutes a day! but no she was busy listening to Zero 7 on her ipod!

bossman comes up to me and sez 'you were right, homez, I should have listened to you'.

NEVER IGNORE GAER