KOOL KEITH : SO NOISE

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DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR CREW IS ICE CREAM...FUDGE.

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Carvel?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

eatin' bugs...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I see you have bees in your rectum..

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 7 October 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHO YOU WANNA PUMP THE BUTT

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

SEX STYLE
NIGGAS WANT IT FREE
THEY DOGS DRINK MY PISS

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

this line gets me every time as the ultimate in post-braggadocio sci-fi hip-hop:

"My 7XL is not yet invented"

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

At the halfway point through all of his shows, he & his hype dudes throw big ziplock bags with chicken wings and capri suns out into the audience.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

He and his dudes held up his own show about 10 mins. before showtime and took off and never performed. I think ILM's Shakey Mo Collier was at that show. Needless to say, he has a bad rep around town.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to find that story to post here...no luck though.

DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the venue was "Slim's 333" owned by Boz Scaggz and featured prominently in Basic Instinct club scenes.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22kool+keith%22+slim%27s&sourceid=firefox&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Kool Keith Travelling at the Speed of Thought

I go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
As I take your mind off
And on to a new track
To tame dogs how to act
Respect me, when I whip your brain
Skip your brain and dip your brain
In the lotion while I deck ya skull
I'm like a bird when I'm pecking ya skull
Til it hurts and swell, puffs, bleed, blood
Hatches down, ?covering knots for eye jammy?
I'm taking ya brain from the back
I'ma pull out ya ears cuz 'Im sick
Traveling hard, ill off, another lunatic
Smacking germs, eating bugs, biting mouse
Roaches wonder why I'm traveling
On to Bell Vue cuz I'm sick
Traveling hard at the speed of thought

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

CAN WE HAVE SOME ALBUM ART?

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre700/e798/e79804gy719.jpg

YES

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 7 October 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

PICK EM UP EAT EM UP PICK EM UP EAT EM UP PICK EM UP PICKLEHEAD PICK EM UP PICKLE.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 7 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'LL BE THERE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE
GERBILS FOR RECTUMS I BREAK YOU OFF LIKE RICHARD GERE

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

best dis song ever: "No Chorus" on the Dr. Doom album.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 7 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm interviewing him and Kutmasta Kurt tomorrow. the Diesel Truckers album is a return to top form, don't ignore it, it's blood hot, serious, I'm serious.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

my namesake returns

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

JC! HuGGleZ

LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I COME PREPARED WITH THE WHITE SUIT AND STETHOSCOPE
LISTEN TO YOUR HEARTBEAT DELETE, BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Infundibula (Wooden), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR INSURANCE IS HIGH BUT MY PRICE IS CHEAP

Diesel Truckers is definitely his best album in YEARS.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...
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Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah..
You motherfuckers oughta let me go and finish this motherfuckin album
Dr. Dooom..
Name of this track is called I Don't Want the Motherfuckin Chorus
Whatever all the arrangements are we gon' go through
Fuck all the laws..
What the fuck was in your mind when you rapped on that track?
Who posessed you to do that? Who programmed - that shit sound wack
Unplug your mic
You motherfuckers rap under a bunch of fuckin hype
Programmed by the company, makin somethin cheap
Vocals sound like a nigga with no dough and a promo;
makin asses out of yourselves, tryin to rap solo
Suck my dick when you see me; avoid because you wanna be me
Y'all niggaz write like slouches puffin blunts on studio couches
What's up you fuckin amateur?
Your engineer'll cue in your bullshit cadence
That shit sounds simple; look at this nigga rhymin to hisself
Wack as fuck, smell like shit for one buck
Big crews don't want it -- y'all get it worse
Which one of y'all motherfuckers is waitin for the mic first?
I hope your bitch is in the audience
Your wife too, that's your fanbase -- plus your DJ's in the place
I'm about to boo you, let it be fair; when you come off-stage
ninety percent of the people that came on your guest list
ain't gon' be there
A big dissapointment when I rub your asshole with a verbal ointment
Rappers actin hard, nervous in the dressin room
with a security guard
Groupies standin round with they fuckin face frowned
Lookin like fuckin Homey the Clown
Put that Spring Water down man, you ain't sweatin
You motherfuckers did a ten minute weak show and you jettin;
your fans are mad - your performance was garbage bag
Look at these videotapes
Walkin back and forth grabbin your nuts like the Planet of the Apes
Supervise it, criticize it, y'all don't realize it
where the real guys at
Who's administrating your budget when you takin
that high picture for Right On with your ballroom light on
You know the night is kind of special like lowenbrau
when I escort you to your car, you breakout bastards
Leave the premises and reminisce on your rookie season
after you first started
You try to work hard and you never paid no dues
like Cold Crush and Afrika Bambaata
You wack nigga, tryin to act large in the video in Nevada
You fuckin pink maggot; I'll take your mic, you can't have it
You niggaz be runnin around with ears open like fuckin bunny rabbits
That's right, Dr. Dooom
All you motherfuckers around the world sittin in studios with your boys
Hypin your shit up
Motherfuckers don't wanna tell you that your shit is wack
because they all yes men
Sittin around, carryin your roadie cases
Bein your fuckin cheerleaders
I'ma tell you straight, look in the fuckin mirror, you wack
That shit don't sound right, your mixdown ain't right
Your vocals are too low.. your fuckin cadence is off
Stage show's weak.. fuck you!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

there's a lotta people--
they can't go outside.
they can't walk nowhere.
they can't hang nowhere.
all they got t' do is ride around in tinted windows
and get somewhere and hide

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

see i know ya type
u talk out ch' ass
wannabe-gangsta-mad
the voo-doo heavy on u
but y' karma's bad

i'm not surprised..
nbc news--
Oh shit! He god killed last night
excorted by the body guards
even with the police around him
he got his cat killt last night
fans is shocked like they didn't know
a white girl from boston set'em up at the show

a spanish kid walked over to him with a t shirt from the projects that said RSO

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

THE VOO DOO'S ON THAT DUDE
THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

people can't believe it
the record company's gonna sell 20 million now
heavy promotion-- 20 zillion now--
the crabp table spinnin'--
somebody was playin slick on his format with a funny game of poker.
th'rilla came in a grey benz
the piguin walked in the tour bus
when they got to gotham city
mr freeze was out in the villagio in vegas
they didn't care what the entourage was comin
they want the joker
the mad hatter
is waitin on deck forem
like a redsox batter
wit rodriguez in the bullpen
my african witchcraft is tight
what's scarry--
i don't write with a dull pen
like some guy suckin a cock like a john lennon fan
wit a cough drop
who spit semen up from the cocks
like they walkin up bronx blocks

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE-- THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD. THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE-- THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD. THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE-- THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

comin thru the speakers with no heat
like u grew up so bad--
name a tough street
i hate suburban guys who think they urban
coffee and donuts--
the only thing they servin
from a cartoon bedroom--
man, close ur incredibles curtains.
funny guys that wanna look at a man in certain
they pay to see a large condom workin--
with voodoo all over you
huggies around your feathers--
don't come to me with doodoo all over you!
7 chtrapbs surround you
you have zulu all over you

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.
THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.
THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.
THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.
THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.
THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.
THE VOODOOS ON THAT DUDE. THE WACK COMEDIAN THAT ATE THE WRONG FOOD.

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

fake like a mothasucka

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

girl u know my name and all drections
the way i feel about u

honey can't take that
secret advice from me
the way i think abt u
and what u do

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

it's not about coming off the head of the testicles. my job is to make a foe write 1 verse for 30 hours.

luriqua, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)


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