What are the WORST, most OFFENSIVE, STUPIDEST and HORRIBLE ethnic jokes you'd care to share with teh NOIZE BORED?

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What time does a Chinaman go to the dentist?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

TOOTH HURTY!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't WASPs go to orgies?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Too many Thank You notes!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

this ain't ethnic but I'm still gonna tell it

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

A baby in the microwave

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy, I was expecting this one to be a lot worse.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

there's still time!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

not racial

what do you call two lesbian vampires on their period

LUNCH

― brock (brock), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah. Jokes about black folk not allowed, but Ethiopian jokes are welcome. WHERE BR3T 345T0N 37715 @?

(that guy's name + a pocket calculator = FUN ON THE SCHOOL BUS)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Jokes about black folk not allowed

Why not? YOU GO FIRST.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

what do you call a black man with a phd?

nigger.

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN THAT IS COLD.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get the difference between racial and ethnic. TEH JOKE IS ON ME.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"osama yo mama" by billy ray cyrus or whomever to thread.

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"of or relating to large groups of people classed according to common racial, national, tribal, religious, linguistic, or cultural origin or background"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

CUNFUSCIOUS SAY: MAN WHO GO THRU AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK

― Mondo vs Squeezit (Thor), Saturday, 9 October 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

see that's an ethnic joke

― Mondo vs Squeezit (Thor), Saturday, 9 October 2004 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

cuz he's black.

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 9 October 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

CONFUCIOUS SAY: MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET HIGH ON POT

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 9 October 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are hipsters bad at Karate?

― Holly (an appletross), Saturday, 9 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

they can't get past the WHITE BELT!

hipsters are an ethnicity.

― Holly (an appletross), Saturday, 9 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

TIME FOR SOME "ETHNIC CLEANSING"

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

why can't Ray Charles read?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

because he's black.

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

No, because he's dead.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

he couldn't read before that though.

― Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

EBCASSUE HE WAS A NIGGER

― Mondo vs Squeezit (Thor), Saturday, 9 October 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

at 2:30 PM, a large apartment building caught fire. After the smoke cleared, the only residents alive were white people. Why?

Cuz they were at work!

hahahahaaa

― i sing song (roger adultery), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

How many Mexicans does it take to wash yr car?

One, if you hit him right.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 11 October 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ARGH THAT SHOULD BE "PAINT" NOT "WASH" I HAVE RUINED IT

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 11 October 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what's long, brown and stinky?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ralph Samson after a basketball game!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

There is a fine line between fasting and starving; they call it the Equator.

― rip van wanko, Friday, 26 July 2013 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

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