post here when someone gets it. simple concept. we don't need any comedians on here, no would-be waterfaces. i'm gonna start this one off:
Thurston Moore is not your father, you guys.― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, March 7, 2014 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, March 7, 2014 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this post is a great example of someone (Trayce) getting it. the post undoubtedly sent certain posters "reeling" as they were "called out" on investing too much emotionally in the reputation of a celebrity. is "betrayal" an emotion we are entitled to feel toward a stranger, trayce seems to ask. let's step back for a second, she seems to say. let's cool it.
― james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
idgi
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
Shut the fuck up retard
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link
whoah
― james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link
for a second my brain interpreted this thread title as referring to a remake of 'getting it right' starring james franco in place of the guy from eldorado
― soref, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link
i used to have a pdf of it but i cant find it, but anyone who's on the fence about this should read Christmas In Purgatory and then reflect on how dehumanizing language (which "retarded" explicitly is) is intertwined with the way people justified torturing DD people, and then think some more about not being a fucking shithead
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, September 3, 2011 10:00 AM (2 years ago)
― Mordy , Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link
why is "with james franco" part of this thread's title?
― Aimless, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand why so many people disparage Limp Bizkit. it's good, honest, in-your face rock music, and the world can never have too much of that. while it was seriously unchill of Princess TamTam to use that youtube link for mockery/rickrolling purposes, I'm glad I got the opportunity to listen to "Gold Cobra" just now.
― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link
ironically litsening to gold cobra eventually turned into unironically listening to it all the time
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link
more like get lost
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link
Stopped at the bar, saw Chillwave on the list, lolled and then had to order it. Not bad!― dan m, Friday, March 7, 2014 3:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Stopped at the bar, saw Chillwave on the list, lolled and then had to order it. Not bad!
― dan m, Friday, March 7, 2014 3:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
this thread's kinda like being forced to go to a P3rp3tua lecture on Coldplay
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 8 March 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link
not cool, joke-man. very disrespectful.― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:59 (Yesterday) Permalink
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:59 (Yesterday) Permalink
― james franco, Saturday, 8 March 2014 19:08 (ten years ago) link
nobody here gets it at all.― james franco, Sunday, March 9, 2014 3:50 PM (35 minutes ago)
― james franco, Sunday, March 9, 2014 3:50 PM (35 minutes ago)
^ worst sock ever imho
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
he really is
― waterbabies (waterface), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
i shouls start a thread called cluesless w ith wateerfav=ce
― waterbabies (waterface), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
It's a slam dunk
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
xp You should fuck off for good and then whenever James Franco posted we could say "come back waterface all is forgiven" but we wouldn't mean it
― Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
if we really could accurately rank socks from best to worst then we all could live in a fool's paradise.
― Aimless, Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
best: banakaworst: james franco
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock "> Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock
― Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
best: a puppy
― I can't turn my heart into a nabkin dispender. (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link
http://unearthedcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Unearthed-SockMonster-1307-1-web.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link
i sense a lot of bitterness in this thread, a lot of negativity. this isn't what i had in mind when i started this thread but it's good that people are getting stuff off their chest. very cool.
― james franco, Sunday, 9 March 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link
i think the problem is that you've taken a couple idioms ('be cool,' 'getting it') that aren't particularly associated w/ james franco, you otherwise don't nail his character in any kind of way (either ironically or by actually sounding like him), and you then use the sock account to write the same ilx social nonsense that you probably write under your real dn. like what's the point bro?
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
if the entire shtick is "lol what if james franco talked just like a mediocre ilx poster" then idk. you're nailing it but i'm not sure it was worth it.
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link
james franco is a markers sock, you heard it here first
― waterbabies (waterface), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link
very harsh on james franco, very uncool
imo james franco the ilx poster could very well have different mannerisms than james franco the public persona, indeed strange if not.
let's just all be cool
― peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link
The worst sock was brody, that was lame pos work
haha yeah tho james is really trying to take the crown
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
Ha! Misread this post as I've been ILXing with my phone, thought it read getting it on with James Franco.
― *tera, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
I think james anide franco has layers yet unpeeled
― peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
people here have such an aversion to cooling it, it's incredible. my message is more vital than i thought.
― james franco, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:15 (ten years ago) link
for some reason i've got "ILXing with my phone" stuck in my head to the tune of Crystal Gayle's "Talking in Your Sleep"
― Nooye's Vagge (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
http://youtu.be/SQkntcq0jBI
― *tera, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
i think i prefer our james franco to everyone else's james franco, kiu
― ogmor, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
ILX on an iphone has forced me to admit to myself, I do need reading glasses.
― JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link
Franco is zachylon
Or z s, one of the z posters anyway
― Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
yeah, zachylon seems like a good guess
― Mordy , Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
who is zachylon though? who are you? who is anyone beyond what they put out there into the world? identity is performance, and i am definitely "james franco" on here regardless of who i am elsewhere. i know this to be true because i learned it at yale. namaste.
― james franco, Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link
zachylon I didn't not enjoy your sock while it lasted
― Andreass Twerckmeister (wins), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link
I figured dayo tbrr
― peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link
it's obviously mordy.
― Treeship, Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link
Treezy as someone on whom the jury is still out this may not be the best thread for your up-piping tbrrwu
― peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link
gd it i search my name like every day and this is what finally comes up
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
lol.
― how's life, Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link
tbh i'm still going with my original guess of mordy
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
i've got $5 on treeshy.
― how's life, Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link
not ruling out contendo
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Sunday, 9 March 2014 23:34 (ten years ago) link
someone set up a subreddit
Treeships ok as socks go but he dont have the crispness of a wf snapback
― unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Monday, 10 March 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link
Treeship doesn't even know what it is, much less get it. Waterface is a subversive and that's that shit I don't like.
― james franco, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link
Do we really have pro-waterfaces on here now
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link
he's like a sharper, younger version of you
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link
Who are you lol
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link
Nonsense canks is the fukken chairman of the board
Besides lamp is the sharper, younger version iirc
― unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link
since first appearing on ilx waterface has cannily adjusted his tone so as to chime better with the noize crew and similarly acceptable ilx reprobates, who hang out together on the corner and smoke between classes, thereby acquiring a small following, among which I am not counted. but he's sort of ok-ish now.
― Aimless, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link
idk, he seems a little more subtle than having a d/n of AIDS, wtf is that about
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link
Aimless you need to cool it with the patronizing tone. Everyone else, as you were.
― james franco, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link
that's his thing, james franco
keep it positive, good buddy
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link
as i lay doting
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 March 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link
I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
― Aimless, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link
waterface sucks but occasionally has a good line
james franco sucks and is so boring that one thinks almost fondly of the worst trolls of yore
― mookieproof, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
how am i a troll? trolls try to stir shit up. what i want to do is settle shit down. what i want is for people to cool it.
"boredom is the calm before the storm that is enlightenment." -- sean penn. namaste.
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link
^said before he abuses women
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link
let's leave women out of this.
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link
gtfo james franco. I demand you post in-character as "Alien" for a week.
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link
He's more of a Bishop type, all tubes and milky innards and shit.
― effervescent (soda), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
i didn't say james franco was a troll; i said james franco is so tedious that trolling would be a welcome respite
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link
a welcome respite
Seek and ye shall find.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:46 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JqwMDqc.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:49 (ten years ago) link
I would just like to go on record that I did not in any way endorse being held up as an example in this thread, wth.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:01 (ten years ago) link
you've misunderstood, trayce. getting it's a good thing!
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:02 (ten years ago) link
When I was in 7th grade, my clueless teacher bawled out the whole class for rampant misbehavior and midway through his tirade said, "why can't you all be more like Aimless?" I died that day.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link
OH no, thats fine! I just dont want anyone to think I started this myself, or I'm in on it.
(lol, though apparently no one every did think that, so its nice to know I could be a sock and no one would even guess... )
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link
feel a bit wounded by that comment, trayce. there's worse people to be in this world than james franco.
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
Well anyway, thank you for thinking I get it, james franco.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:20 (ten years ago) link
keep it up trayce. maybe you'll be featured in this thread again someday, once everyone cools it with the nonsense and return to the original concept.
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:29 (ten years ago) link
http://scarehousescott.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hugga-bunch.jpg
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link
uh-uh, nice try. not in my thread! my mod privs haven't kicked in yet so can we get jjusten in here? chop chop.
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
...
― james franco, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
i've got three words for whomever is holding up this urgent moderator action
Now I'm starting to think I know who this is.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:59 (ten years ago) link
papa smurf?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
i'm sorta well-known, trayce, shouldn't be a mystery. maybe not in australia.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/
if you find yourself alone on a friday night and are looking for a good time, check out my 2011 film, The Broken Tower. ;-)
― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link
oy
― Mordy , Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link
;-)
― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link
oh well. sorry guys, i guess.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
shocker
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
i knew i'd regret not hazarding that call
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
k guys let's cool it. g'night.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
should have known i'd be too absent minded to remember which browser window was which account.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link
the big reveal
*farts*
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:18 (ten years ago) link
i'm not calling it yet
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link
Oh no my water face sock
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/huEvBhU.jpg
― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/w3Jtbbh.jpg
actually i was just kidding. i'm not really james franco.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
james franco is not noise
― eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link
james franco is not james franco
― Aimless, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:41 (ten years ago) link