You've got diamonds and I've got spades You've got pills, and I've got razor blades You've got yoga, honey. I've got beer You got overpriced, and I got weird.
But it's alright. We're the same even though we're alone It's alright. Yes we all need a lol of our own.
You've got love, darlin' I've got sex You've got cash, mama. and I've got checks You've got business, baby. I've got the kids You got crowded, just the way I did.
But it's alright. Cause we all need a place to call home It's alright Yes, we all need a lol of our own.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe i was just being chivalrous to trayce
― omar little, Thursday, 6 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― omar little, Thursday, 6 December 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
of your own
― jergïns, Thursday, 6 December 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.tekway.cz/user_pic/9/czech_tekk_girl.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 December 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
that girl resembles Chaki somewhat
― Crêpe, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
She does not!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
dude staring at her resembles Crêpe Ho
― am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Starbucks seems kind of gross. Obvious soulless low-com-denom in a middle-aged, middle-class housewife sort of way (misogyny warning redacted). Plus corporate evil blah blah, but mostly just gross. I'm not talking about what Starbucks actually is, mind, just what it seems to represent, culturally, to youngish city people who give a shit about what's in season.
Meanwhile, SY are supposed to be the opposite of all that. Some kind of timeless, all-weather coolness bastion that stands in opposition to zombie cow people who buy the wrong shoes. Unfortunately, they mean the most to once-cool people who are starting to get old, maybe even wrongly shod. That's why this conjunction fucks us up. It seems to foretell the death of something, at least time's ongoing uglification of everything that used to be beautiful. No mystery at all.
Mostly I love people who get on threads to talk about how stupid threads are. Fucking rock.
-- Bob Standard, Thursday, December 6, 2007 12:14 PM (Yesterday)
― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
not so much lol as zzzzzzz
― chaki, Friday, 7 December 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
uproariously zzzzzzz
― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
is this guy a regular???? he is such a stupe patrol agent
wow @ checkerboard face. he looks really displeased with that tattoo.
-- J0rdan S., Friday, December 14, 2007 4:27 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
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his face is a checkerboard.
-- gr8080, Friday, December 14, 2007 4:29 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
After I paid for Sonic Youth tix, I couldn't afford a grande mocca vanilla latte infused with mandarin and cream :(
fuck u thurston
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
thurston moore more leik moore money in my money pit1!
Here's what you have to do: be a nice guy with a bit of an edge, which is a philosophy I try to follow. When you're on a date, take a girl through a park and pick her some flowers. Then, knife a hobo.
- Gear! (Gear!)
― Rubyredd, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
yah gear used to be kind of corny.
― chaki, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah knifing hobos is so quaint
― Rubyredd, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
That wasn't corny so much as it was just made zzzzz by people endlessly repeating it.
― roxymuzak, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cns2.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/humor/wc-fields.jpg Here's what you have to do: be a nice guy with a bit of an edge, which is a philosophy I try to follow. When you're on a date, take a girl through a park and pick her some flowers. Then, knife a hobo.
― chaki, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i reposted it here before i read the rest of the thread... i thought it was funny!
― Rubyredd, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link
don't worry, chaki complains about everything
― roxymuzak, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
my old posts can be painfully sub-custos
― omar little, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"old"
Do you ever do a search for every thread you've ever started and cry and cry?
― n/a, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― jergïns, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
during caroling last night i enforced the singing of all twelve verses of children go where i send thee
-- remy bean, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 23 December 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
+ there is something about that whole thread. mostly Pleasant Plains.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 23 December 2007 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Atheism and theism are weaker justified philosophical positions than agnosticism. It's not fully an epistemic judgement by any means either, it's just the logical position to hold in light of the indisputable evidence that can be uncontroversially agreed on by all sides, not the position of the extreme skeptic.
-- Mister Craig, Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
lol ur a tard
-- and what, Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:53 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link
my biggest lol today though is Tombot posting on the "aw" thread
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/lolsobadatyoutube.jpg
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 December 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9596/e1836c29329csi9.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
(i figured out how to upload my cellphone pics to the internet. This is a major development.)
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
wau
― roxymuzak, Monday, 31 December 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
THANX BLUETEETH
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link
haha!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
noodle is bringing it here:
fuckmusic...yeah baby ! ! !
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 10 January 2008 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Surmounter couldn't have come up with anything gayer, Morbs.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, January 11, 2008 4:52 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Monday, 14 January 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago) link
The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride
― gershy, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
haw!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/hithuh.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
!!!
hahahaha
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Even Jeff Healy can see that Road House is the best on the list btw.
-- chaki, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
lololololololo
― chaki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link
louis fightin the good fight
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 11:50 (1 week ago) Link
fighting them on the internets so we don't have to fight them in the streets
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 18 January 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=73
― roxymuzak, Monday, 21 January 2008 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link
curtis so not otm at the top of this thread.
― gr8080, Monday, 21 January 2008 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link
he had been through a trauma
― roxymuzak, Monday, 21 January 2008 06:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a60.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_3693af2ceb287550aa2b14f431f4562b.gif
― gr8080, Saturday, 26 January 2008 07:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm holding off until Gates pays people to install Vista. Pays people a lot.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 26 January 2008 10:38 (sixteen years ago) link
RIP Cuba Gooding Jr
-- wanko ergo sum, Monday, December 24, 2007 5:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
nothing makes me laugh more than the scene in Menace II Society where Caine gets in that dude's vehicle to rob him of his rims and then makes him order a double burger for him.
"I SAID WIT CHEESE!"
-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, January 26, 2008 9:14 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
shit, rip cuba. i totally missed that news.
-- omar little, Saturday, January 26, 2008 9:53 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
yeah the news just kind of came and went. very sad!
-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, January 26, 2008 10:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
-- am0n, Saturday, January 26, 2008 11:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
That's because he isn't dead, guys. Neither Jr. or Sr. Do a search on the internet, he's very much alive.
-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 27, 2008 6:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― omar little, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaaaa wow
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 September 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Ross actually purchased the house from Collective Soul frontman Ed Roland, who was eager to move back to more rural Stockdale but unsure about the effect selling to a rapper who brags about auspicious drug dealing would have on the neighborhood. Roland's fears were allayed as Ross attempted to close the deal with a Lex Luger-produced remix of "Shine," the guitars rendered in Luger's trademark blocky synths. Ross claimed that he had never heard of Collective Soul's chart-topper until a week prior, but was immediately taken aback by its message. "That joint spoke to my heart. I knew it was about me."
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Thursday, 22 September 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
auspicious drug dealing?
― Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Friday, 23 September 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YTcdL.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 11 November 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Friday, 11 November 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
sorry i was a lil late on that one
just reread the luna clusterfuck thread, and the highlight for me this time was 'neb claiming that the never thought luna was real because no one would be named "aimee"
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/7AP2I.gif
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha i didnt realize it was grady who said "(not as funny as an embed)." i think of that all the time
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link
Last night dreamt that I was dancing with DJP, whom I never suspected was THAT good at Lindy Hop.
― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Friday, November 8, 2013 12:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 November 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
i spent a weekend with some old college friends i hadn't seen in years recently. one, whom is now a mother of two, mailed me some photos she took, with this note:
http://i.imgur.com/SVzE6pW.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
aw, I love lazy rotten colouring-in.
― estela, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
haw aw
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
reposting from ILG for roxy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPme2gSE46U
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 13:48 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwFjvaixTp8
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link
haha how did i miss these?! poor allan
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:55 (ten years ago) link
i am not worthy of yr avian urine, yet it would be extremely bad form for me to forsake such a gift. i would never willingly bloody bertie higgins' nose, etc.
― dell, Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:50 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
o_O
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
O_o
― roxymuzak, Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:59 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I like to enjoy myself in life. I'm not sure what the proper emoticon for that is.
― dell, Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:06 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 June 2014 01:48 (ten years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 July 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link
one of my all time faves
no idea what op even means tho
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/CROPSIIRC.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 04:19 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, July 8, 2014 11:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this is true for every dell post?
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 04:22 (ten years ago) link
Forgot that pic Hoos lol
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:40 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p417x417/10366185_10203494397336459_4848606214997213988_n.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
Lol
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 01:54 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oagU3Na.gif
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xJslhdf.png
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 12 September 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link
Maybe the two escaped prisoners are also carrying the 1.6 billion euros that Greece owes
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, June 29, 2015 4:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 June 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OhTgyiJ.jpg
― gr8080, Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link
<3
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 July 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 19 July 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link
i don't even know what the punis but seeing "dick wet with chickenshit" makes me want to vomit
― flopson, Friday, August 7, 2015 10:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
punis
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, August 7, 2015 10:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
LOL
― flopson, Friday, August 7, 2015 10:30 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cloaca fucka flume
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, August 7, 2015 10:35 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
plugged in an old external HD tonight
http://i.imgur.com/fpgXuP8.png?1
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link
OMFG AT PREVIOUS POST
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 September 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link
like how did i miss this
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link
was waiting for this 2 b discovered
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link
a_baby
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
THE_baby
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link
ironto
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link
omggggggg
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
i told hoos this offboard but i just rescreened this entire thread and honestly it lifted my spirits so high
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link