jhøshea is 77's repairman
― deej, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
loooooooooool
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha
― gr8080, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Excuse me Al Shipley, but I don't particularly give a fuck what you want or don't want, because if you're on a thread I'm likely to stay off it for that reason alone.
-- Frank Kogan, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:34 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link
It was for 1p3 posters who like other 1p3 posters. Don't pretend you don't get it.
-- bamcquern, Friday, May 23, 2008 12:07 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― chaki, Friday, 23 May 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
How about a joint Pato/luriqua board? Something for everyone.
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, May 26, 2008 5:21 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
Could call it "Get Cape, Wear Cape, High"
-- Noodle Vague, Monday, May 26, 2008 5:32 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
lmfao
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link
whats that bryce from
― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 May 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
jhoshea one is hysterical
― Just got offed, Saturday, 31 May 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I once dated a girl who asked if she could put her penis inside me right in the middle of when mine was inside her and I was like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???? Right then I decided crazy was not worth it, big boobs
-- libcrypt, Friday, March 7, 2008 7:36 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 06:08 (sixteen years ago) link
big boobs or no
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
aim roffle libcrypt (00:58:46): Tell you what, I will jack off for you for cheap.
― ken c, Friday, 20 June 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
(3:10:30 AM) geoffd115: i got an ellios pizza tshirt (3:10:33 AM) geoffd115: on the front it says (3:10:36 AM) geoffd115: BAKED TO PERFECTION (3:10:38 AM) geoffd115: and nothing else. (3:11:00 AM) ages8280: It refers to your beautiful tanned complexion (3:11:19 AM) geoffd115: your font is so small i can't read it (3:11:36 AM) geoffd115: i had to copy and paste that to notepad (3:11:45 AM) geoffd115: i'm mostly irish, actually, i don't tan (3:11:47 AM) geoffd115: i burn, get freckles (3:14:37 AM) ages8280: Your lovely lovely pale skin coved by adorable freckles
― slecked, Sunday, 22 June 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I once dated a girl who asked if she could put her penis inside me right in the middle of when mine was inside her and I was like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????
Every time I read this I imagine Chris Griffin getting tossed out of "Take On Me"-land, into a pile of milk cartons, and saying "I DON'T KNOW!!!" after Lois asks where he'd been.
― Charlie Rose Nylund, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2255/lf379378ea3498f586f4f1atj4.gif
― roxymuzak, Friday, 4 July 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm so stealing that
― latebloomer, Friday, 4 July 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Then June became JULY: WDYLL
lol college
-- Z S, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 5:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
is that really you? you have a gorgeous profile. i would even venture to offer my tongue's services for your neck.
-- the table is the table, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
to your neck. sorry.
-- the table is the table, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
surmounter must be occupied
-- mookieproof, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
it's john's "lucas with the lid off" -- PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, August 23, 2006 10:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
from mtn goats "get lonely" thread
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I have very fond Big Boy memories - and I always enjoyed the food. -- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), January 9th, 2004.
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Re Gwyneth: you can have her.
-- luna (luna_cee...), January 21st, 2004 6:45 AM. (later)
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link
http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/sprite_face.png Emily Robinson went from being "single" to "in a relationship".
― gr8080, Saturday, 12 July 2008 08:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
that img doesn't show up for some reason
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Yesterday Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Tibet..2:25pm March 16 Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Lahsa..8:10pm March 15 Ben is looking at the Hymilayers..10:30pm
-- W4LTER, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 22:07 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
haha. brooklynvegan does have those conspicuous 'porn' links - hmm
-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:47 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.
-- kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:03 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.
-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:27 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 July 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
im dying over it
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha oh man
― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 July 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah well you don't even know what a blended haircut is so...YEAH
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
what are the FIRST two coasts? pangaea west and pangaea east?
― Just got offed, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
it is still killing me
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i wish nebb would weigh in here
i really think this is like the greatest zing in ilx history
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 13 July 2008 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Coast_2_Coast.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 July 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link
TIPS FOR GETTING A GREAT CUT
Tip 1: Know how to spot a bad haircut. Two of the haircuts below are bad, one is flawless. Here's what's wrong. 1) In the first photo, there is a visible line between the clipper section and the section that was cut with shears and the neckline is blocked crooked and too high. Blending is poor and the cut looks uneven. 2) In the middle photo, there is a highly visible line in the side of the haircut. A properly blended haircut will never have visible lines of demarcation. Here's what's right. In the third photo, there are no visible lines of demarcation, the neckline is expertly tapered and the finishing lines behind and around the ears are clean. After your next haircut, go home and look in the mirror. If you see visible lines, bad blending, or sloppy finishing (blocking, trimming around ears), find a new barber!
http://haircutsformen.org/buzz/graphics/badcuts.jpg
― gr8080, Sunday, 13 July 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link
what's up my niggas we goin' to olive garden!
-- libcrypt, Friday, July 18, 2008 4:02 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Saturday, 19 July 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
words to live by
― latebloomer, Saturday, 19 July 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
does the gay thread know about iths?
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:34 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
i believe you are our ambassador in that realm. why dont you tell them?
-- roxymuzak, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:35 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 20 July 2008 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link
How do you feel about the German dude who found someone who consented to being fucked, killed, cooked and eaten?
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
I'm cool with it.
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Thursday, 31 July 2008 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link
its not just famous people, he wants everyone dead do you see
― gr8080, Thursday, 31 July 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link
shakey "angel of death" mo collier
― latebloomer, Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Shakey Mo is awesome!
― gzip, Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link
from CHALLENGING OPINIONS thread:
awwwww poor smokers enjoy yr corporate sponsored emphysema
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, July 31, 2008 6:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- and what, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
belongs in theTruth.com bombs
-- latebloomer
― deeznuts, Friday, 1 August 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/stoned.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 11 August 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― roxymuzak, Monday, 11 August 2008 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
stoend
― gr8080, Monday, 11 August 2008 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont know why but
also awesome: idiot climbs on top of ambulance during BSS set and thinks he's King of the World; crowd pelts him with plastic bottles.
-- Dr Morbius, Monday, July 21, 2008 10:25 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Additionally, while I am wont to disdain the 'jester'-type hat as far too facile and juvenile in its merriment-making, I must admit that I myself have a hat nearly two feet in length in the form of a multi-colored tropical fish. In my younger and less responsible days, I wore the hat on consecutive nights to large arena rock concerts by a musical group that shall remain nameless, receiving many accolades from fellow concert-goers in the process, especially on the second night when many acknowledged having seen the fish prominently displayed in the audience the previous evening.
In the interests of full disclosure, gabbneb
p.s. I am wearing the hat right now.
-- gabbneb, Friday, August 22, 2008 12:52 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I want five dollars from each of you if it comes out that Gabbneb's a closet Parrothead.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
omg best outcome ever
― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
its obv phish the hat is a fish ffs - also teh nebb luvs phish
― ice crӕm, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if that's his "Web" hat.
"Well, it's time to check in on ILX.com" *dons hat*
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link