a lol of our own

big boobs or no

aim roffle
libcrypt (00:58:46): Tell you what, I will jack off for you for cheap.

(3:10:30 AM) geoffd115: i got an ellios pizza tshirt
(3:10:33 AM) geoffd115: on the front it says
(3:10:36 AM) geoffd115: BAKED TO PERFECTION
(3:10:38 AM) geoffd115: and nothing else.
(3:11:00 AM) ages8280: It refers to your beautiful tanned complexion
(3:11:19 AM) geoffd115: your font is so small i can't read it
(3:11:36 AM) geoffd115: i had to copy and paste that to notepad
(3:11:45 AM) geoffd115: i'm mostly irish, actually, i don't tan
(3:11:47 AM) geoffd115: i burn, get freckles
(3:14:37 AM) ages8280: Your lovely lovely pale skin coved by adorable freckles

I once dated a girl who asked if she could put her penis inside me right in the middle of when mine was inside her and I was like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

Every time I read this I imagine Chris Griffin getting tossed out of "Take On Me"-land, into a pile of milk cartons, and saying "I DON'T KNOW!!!" after Lois asks where he'd been.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2255/lf379378ea3498f586f4f1atj4.gif

i'm so stealing that

Then June became JULY: WDYLL

lol college

-- Z S, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 5:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

is that really you? you have a gorgeous profile. i would even venture to offer my tongue's services for your neck.

-- the table is the table, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

to your neck. sorry.

-- the table is the table, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

surmounter must be occupied

-- mookieproof, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

it's john's "lucas with the lid off"
-- PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, August 23, 2006 10:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

from mtn goats "get lonely" thread

I have very fond Big Boy memories - and I always enjoyed the food.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), January 9th, 2004.

Re Gwyneth: you can have her.

-- luna (luna_cee...), January 21st, 2004 6:45 AM. (later)

http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/sprite_face.png Emily Robinson went from being "single" to "in a relationship".

lol

that img doesn't show up for some reason

Yesterday
Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Tibet..2:25pm
March 16
Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Lahsa..8:10pm
March 15
Ben is looking at the Hymilayers..10:30pm

-- W4LTER, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 22:07 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

haha. brooklynvegan does have those conspicuous 'porn' links - hmm

-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:47 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

-- kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:03 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:27 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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!!!

im dying over it

hahaha oh man

oh yeah well you don't even know what a blended haircut is so...YEAH

what are the FIRST two coasts? pangaea west and pangaea east?

it is still killing me

i wish nebb would weigh in here

i really think this is like the greatest zing in ilx history

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Coast_2_Coast.jpg

TIPS FOR GETTING A GREAT CUT

Tip 1: Know how to spot a bad haircut. Two of the haircuts below are bad, one is flawless. Here's what's wrong. 1) In the first photo, there is a visible line between the clipper section and the section that was cut with shears and the neckline is blocked crooked and too high. Blending is poor and the cut looks uneven. 2) In the middle photo, there is a highly visible line in the side of the haircut. A properly blended haircut will never have visible lines of demarcation. Here's what's right. In the third photo, there are no visible lines of demarcation, the neckline is expertly tapered and the finishing lines behind and around the ears are clean. After your next haircut, go home and look in the mirror. If you see visible lines, bad blending, or sloppy finishing (blocking, trimming around ears), find a new barber!

http://haircutsformen.org/buzz/graphics/badcuts.jpg

what's up my niggas we goin' to olive garden!

-- libcrypt, Friday, July 18, 2008 4:02 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

words to live by

does the gay thread know about iths?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:34 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

i believe you are our ambassador in that realm. why dont you tell them?

-- roxymuzak, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:35 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

How do you feel about the German dude who found someone who consented to being fucked, killed, cooked and eaten?

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

I'm cool with it.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

its not just famous people, he wants everyone dead do you see

shakey "angel of death" mo collier

Shakey Mo is awesome!

from CHALLENGING OPINIONS thread:

awwwww poor smokers
enjoy yr corporate sponsored emphysema

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, July 31, 2008 6:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

belongs in theTruth.com bombs

-- latebloomer

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/stoned.jpg

hahaha

stoend

i dont know why but

also awesome: idiot climbs on top of ambulance during BSS set and thinks he's King of the World; crowd pelts him with plastic bottles.

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, July 21, 2008 10:25 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Additionally, while I am wont to disdain the 'jester'-type hat as far too facile and juvenile in its merriment-making, I must admit that I myself have a hat nearly two feet in length in the form of a multi-colored tropical fish. In my younger and less responsible days, I wore the hat on consecutive nights to large arena rock concerts by a musical group that shall remain nameless, receiving many accolades from fellow concert-goers in the process, especially on the second night when many acknowledged having seen the fish prominently displayed in the audience the previous evening.

In the interests of full disclosure,
gabbneb

p.s. I am wearing the hat right now.

-- gabbneb, Friday, August 22, 2008 12:52 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I want five dollars from each of you if it comes out that Gabbneb's a closet Parrothead.

omg best outcome ever

its obv phish the hat is a fish ffs - also teh nebb luvs phish

I wonder if that's his "Web" hat.

"Well, it's time to check in on ILX.com"
*dons hat*

he's a deadhead so not surprising in the least if he likes phish

i guessed phish. i think confirmation lies in the fact that he denied it was a dmb hat but said nothing about phish. also, the hat has fish on it.

i did not know gab was a deadhead!

a lot of lawyers are deadheads because they are ashamed yuppies

hasnt he posted about being a phish fan before?

phish phan

Hey, fucking douchebage "elitist" (you're scum) assholes, are there any PREVIOUS threads which list performances and other reasons why people might actually LIKE the band PHISH????

It is very strange, what one and cannot say, on ilx, nowadays. One can say 'Aspie' as a term of casual abuse, but one cannot talk about who should be in the Tottenham team without people complaining.

-- the pinefox, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:07

no

no soccer jokes please