maybe these ideas are secretly so bad they're good.
― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Thursday, 11 November 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
unlike the movies in that "kill yourself" movie thread, which are supposed to be not good, even though you expected them to be bad, but you thought they'd be fun anyway, but they weren't.
― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Thursday, 11 November 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
FUCK somebody already did the 13th step! and it's in NY!http://www.nycbestbar.com/13thstep/
― I'm sure Ebay has some wicked pog collections (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
a terrible idea:
french fries (most likely of the steak fry variety) are served standing up in a short bowl-type vessel with an inch of your favorite dipping sauce in the bottom. this eliminates the need to dip into a sauce. i think it would have to be a teak fry so it was sturdy and crispy and the outside to eliminate sog.
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 11 November 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
steak not teak
see, the terrible version of that idea is that the fries are served upside-down, with the dipping bowl on top, so it spill all over the table.
― Z S, Thursday, 11 November 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
lord, help
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 11 November 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Fries made from teak wood so that they don't go soggy when they're sitting in dipping sauce?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 11 November 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
man I don't know if this qualifies after Z S's soul searching comment, but:
a smaller camera that you can attach to the flash shoe of your big, professional camera. so while you're taking a picture, you can take a smaller picture. plus, people won't know which camera to look at, so you might catch them either looking up out of the frame or down out of the frame.
― swagl (dayo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
so while you're taking a picture, you can take a smaller picture
i don't know why but this is hard lolz
― xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
anything + gun seems like a good candidate:http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpwimzqJ3E1qz50ylo1_400.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
How about a camera that looks like a gun?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 12 November 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Gun camera business that sells candid pictures to tourists trying to figure out how to buy tickets for the metro
― Z S, Friday, 12 November 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/clint-eastwood.jpg"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he take six shots or only five?' And in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But the question you're got to ask yourself is 'do I add his photoblog to my RSS reader?'"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 12 November 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Stop-Or-My-Mom-Will-Shoot-500x281.jpg"Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot (and then upload ur pic to her Facebook page after adding a load of Blingee shit)"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 12 November 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Throw momma off the train - the musical
― Z S, Friday, 12 November 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Gun that looks like a camera would be hours of fun. Or...wait I think I got that the wrong way round...
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Friday, 12 November 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
kanye west cover rapper called kanye east - he's asian, and only tours in asia. in fact, I could be kanye east.
― swagl (dayo), Saturday, 13 November 2010 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link
kanye north by northwest - kanye cover rapper who does an entire set while pursued by a cropduster
― sarahel, Saturday, 13 November 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i had a similar idea a couple years ago: kanye south, a caricatured rapper appealing to crowds at live-action, "hee haw"-type shows popular in touristy areas of the southeast
― (♥_♥) http://i46.tinypic.com/monk6.jpg (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 November 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
kanye north, rapping to polar bears
― dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
sumtimes: a mathematics course for children that only teaches addition and multiplication
― dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
― sarahel, Saturday, 13 November 2010 07:58 (2 days ago)
i love this
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Monday, 15 November 2010 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link
wasari peas: a service that delivers a packet of wasabi peas to a loved one you have offended, along with a note imploring their forgiveness. the TV/radio theme song would go, "wasari/ oh so sorry/ peas accept my apology."
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
MOP JUICE
http://i54.tinypic.com/dcd7qe.jpg
fill used Pom juice bottles (like the above) with floor cleaner & label them "M♥P".
http://i51.tinypic.com/2qiws2r.jpg
worse yet, put a giant Pom juice bottle on wheels, label it "M♥P", and use it as a mop bucket (like the above) at grocery stores, restaurants, and the like. to complete the illusion, you could even decorate the individual strands ofthe mop head with maroon beads that resembled pomegranate seeds.
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Porn Juice, sold inPom Juice bottles, containing the juices of your favorite adult film stars
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
ewwwwwww
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link
(in retrospect, GIS-ing "porn juice" really was a terrible idea!)
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Thought of Pom Juice label designer while frantically going through font after font to find one thar doesn't make "Pom Juice" look like "Porn Juice":
"Pom Juice? What a terrible idea"
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
yes it is! xp
although I did spy a tasty looking avocado sandwich
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
That wasn't an avocado
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Mash*Out*Pomme
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
ricky tikki tavi - entrylev 'comedian' and pint-sized bloggah tour provincial indian restaurants
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
haha you had the idea for a blogger??? like r u gonna scout this person out or become them iyo
― 867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
terrible idea variation: Pom Juice-a drink marketed exclusively to pomeranian dogs and their owners. It would be drinkable by both!
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
or a pet bodybuilding outfit that "juices" your poms
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pons
― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pomeranian steroids
― sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pom de replay: new mtv channel that only shows people drinking pom juice
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
soft-core pom: pom juice in a capri-sun type soft squeezable container
― sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
you're terrible, ideas
― look @ the edges ffs (buzza), Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link
pom sunday: bottles of pom juice are blessed, saved, and later burned for melting plastic wednesday
― another al3x, Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
P♥Mp & Circumstance - elaborate amazing race style scavenger hunt where contestants have to chug, bathe in, prosyletize, etc. abt P♥M juice at crucial moments
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Whinging Pom Juice - dead Britishers are processed, bottled, and exported to Australia as a kind of liquid Antipodean Soylent Green.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 18 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
an inflatable couch filled with helium, so that when you're not using it, it just floats up to the ceiling, thus liberating the floor space
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
POM Juice - Repopularize pomegranite juice as a tasty heal-all by selling them in oddly shaped bottles, flavoring them and selling at outrageous prices to fad conscious consumers
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 helium couch!
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah no doubt!
― goole, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
How about a whole range of helium furniture? Starting with a helium mattress that floats to the ceiling when you get out of bed. Space saving and practical, because once you're up you can't easily get back into bed and oversleep.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
when you're having a dinner party, once everyone is done eating, just clear the dishes off the table which will then float to the ceiling and voilà: instant dancefloor
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link