wasari peas: a service that delivers a packet of wasabi peas to a loved one you have offended, along with a note imploring their forgiveness. the TV/radio theme song would go, "wasari/ oh so sorry/ peas accept my apology."
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
MOP JUICE
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fill used Pom juice bottles (like the above) with floor cleaner & label them "M♥P".
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worse yet, put a giant Pom juice bottle on wheels, label it "M♥P", and use it as a mop bucket (like the above) at grocery stores, restaurants, and the like. to complete the illusion, you could even decorate the individual strands ofthe mop head with maroon beads that resembled pomegranate seeds.
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Porn Juice, sold inPom Juice bottles, containing the juices of your favorite adult film stars
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
ewwwwwww
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link
(in retrospect, GIS-ing "porn juice" really was a terrible idea!)
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Thought of Pom Juice label designer while frantically going through font after font to find one thar doesn't make "Pom Juice" look like "Porn Juice":
"Pom Juice? What a terrible idea"
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
yes it is! xp
although I did spy a tasty looking avocado sandwich
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
That wasn't an avocado
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Mash*Out*Pomme
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
ricky tikki tavi - entrylev 'comedian' and pint-sized bloggah tour provincial indian restaurants
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
haha you had the idea for a blogger??? like r u gonna scout this person out or become them iyo
― 867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
terrible idea variation: Pom Juice-a drink marketed exclusively to pomeranian dogs and their owners. It would be drinkable by both!
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
or a pet bodybuilding outfit that "juices" your poms
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pons
― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pomeranian steroids
― sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pom de replay: new mtv channel that only shows people drinking pom juice
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
soft-core pom: pom juice in a capri-sun type soft squeezable container
― sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
you're terrible, ideas
― look @ the edges ffs (buzza), Thursday, 18 November 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link
pom sunday: bottles of pom juice are blessed, saved, and later burned for melting plastic wednesday
― another al3x, Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
P♥Mp & Circumstance - elaborate amazing race style scavenger hunt where contestants have to chug, bathe in, prosyletize, etc. abt P♥M juice at crucial moments
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Whinging Pom Juice - dead Britishers are processed, bottled, and exported to Australia as a kind of liquid Antipodean Soylent Green.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 18 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
an inflatable couch filled with helium, so that when you're not using it, it just floats up to the ceiling, thus liberating the floor space
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
POM Juice - Repopularize pomegranite juice as a tasty heal-all by selling them in oddly shaped bottles, flavoring them and selling at outrageous prices to fad conscious consumers
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 helium couch!
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah no doubt!
― goole, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
How about a whole range of helium furniture? Starting with a helium mattress that floats to the ceiling when you get out of bed. Space saving and practical, because once you're up you can't easily get back into bed and oversleep.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
when you're having a dinner party, once everyone is done eating, just clear the dishes off the table which will then float to the ceiling and voilà: instant dancefloor
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the problem is that unless you have high ceilings, someone could get rowdy and jump up and easily puncture the floating furniture, unless it was made of material that is really difficult to puncture
― sarahel, Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
like tarp material!
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
flav's terrible ideas:http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/flavor-flav-launching-liquor-and-chicken-range_1185305The Public Enemy star has been working on Le Flav Spirits and is aiming to have the liquors on the market early next year (2011). He says, "I want you all to keep on the look out. It should be on the shelves by January... I'm coming out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and a grape vodka."
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ should add caffeine
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Saturday, 20 November 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
should probably post this on ILF but UK football headz may remember the baffling 501 Great Goals videos from the 90s, which delivered exactly what the title promised - 501 goals with no discernment along the lines of quality or people involved
my terrible idea is to do a '501 Great Cumshots' series for porn enthusiasts
― cthulhu thuggin (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure that already exists
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I want to write a song that rhymes "internationally known" with "interlibrary loan"
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 November 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
twee literary indie is pretty terrible
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Monday, 22 November 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
cuckoo four loko puffs
― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Monday, 22 November 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.foodcomm.org.uk/parentsjury/Awards%20Feb03/coco_pops.jpg"My name's Lokoand I live in a treeI drink alcohol for breakfastregularlyI sleep in acardboard boxBut I'd rather have a bowl ofLoko Pops, oh yeah...
<voiceover> Loko Pops are so alcoholic, they even turn your piss brown."
So... I'd rather have a bowlof Loko Pops. <disco synth tom sound>"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Terrible idea for an elaborate joke involving dropping a pachyderm on top of someone like a comedy piano routine. This will be called "The Elephant Of Surprise".
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link
could be a good name for a magic trick
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 November 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
or an elephant
Trying hard not to read Snoball's lyrics to the tune of Luka.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 22 November 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Calling your child something like Coughboughtoughroughthoughthrough to teach it many of the idiosyncrasies of the English language by the time it's learnt to spell its name.
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
That child might be the offspring of Frank Bough?http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/presenters/images/presenters_b/frankboughnw74-01.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh and re: helium filled furniture, a van passed by me today with 'BUOYANT FURNITURE' written on the side. It was going over a humped-back bridge at the time, and there was a noticeable 'lift' as it went over the top.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you live inside a Richard Scarry book.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Well now you mention it, the van was being driven by a raccoon wearing lederhosen.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Richard Scarry Moving Company: Specialists in buoyant furniture, anthropomorphism and labeling things with their proper noun names
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
A W-bend to replace U-bends in plumbing so you can store twice as much crud in there before you need to clean it out.
― Lindsey Lohan is the new Extreme Noise Terror (onimo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
a plumbing school in Bend, Oregon, called U-Bend. the name would have trifold significance, viz.:
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Pacqyderm - Filipino skincare clinic franchise
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link