Ask a Hoos.

My moms worked down the hall from each other in a Coca-Cola Corp office in the early 90s. Biological mom worked in marketing, mom's soon-to-be gf worked switchboard. After school in like grade 2 I would go sit on switchboard mom's lap & work on my math homework while she transferred calls around. There was divorce b/w Mom & Dad, yada yada, Moms (or "Mom & Veronica," as they're referred to around Dad) had "the talk" with me like 7 years ago ("So...if you have any questions...?" "No! No I do not."), and that's that story.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:20 (3 hours ago) Link

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I like says bye after every answer.

I like HOW HOOS says bye after every answer.

and wut,

almost!

hoos

hoos out

i'll be here all week

dear person also known as the steendriver,

how big is an average hoos and how much larger would a hoos have to be to stand out as a BIG HOOS?

-- The Reverend, Friday, March 14, 2008 1:52 AM (Friday, March 14, 2008 1:52 AM) Bookmark Link

Is BIG HOOS an only hoos?

Deer The Reverend,

A Large Hoos is any Hoos larger than approximately 4 feet. I have never meta nother Hoos in my years.

so real witchu

HOOS

darest hoos,

did i remember correctly that you lived in sa-town at some point in yr life?

monsieur bison

You did! Schooled there for 1.5 years, met some good people but got into some bad stuff, decided it was best I tip my hat. Austin is home now, and I've severed ties with most folks down that way, but my Moms & a real good bro still live there.

Are the rumors true? Are also you a Saytown man?

hoos out

HOOS,

Which Logan Street taco truck should I patronize tonight: The one north of Sunset which I have never tried or the one south of Sunset where I have eaten three times.

--WO\ondering in Los Feliz

daer WO\ondering in Los Feliz

I say go for the one north of Sunset. There's a whole world of taco trucks out there, and the possible benefits of a New Favorite Place outweigh the possible costs of A Night of Bad Tacos if it turns out to be thumbs-down.

oi oi oi

ps please consider Possible Costs of a Night of Bad Tacos as your next album title

ok brb

give us updates on yr return!

wut is sa-town?

hoos --

what are you getting your degree in?

Libcrypto

saytown is aka San Anto aka San Antonio, TX

roxyzrrrp

i am getting my degree in the useless and awesome subject of English!

amped.

:D

hoos -

did u have memphis or kansas??

admit it u had memphis :( i did too, i thort i was clever

-deeznuts

ps sincere congrats on chasing the worthless english degree, i know i at least didnt have the balls to

pps fuck u forever for voting deej

deez

i had meffis. ;_;

ps thx bro cool of you to say

pps forget it bruv. its chakitown.

You often refer to yourself as "a hoos". Is it correct to read this as implying that there are more hooses in the world? If so, where are they?

john HOOSteen aka the monopolizer (lol hoos :)

The North Side taco truck was very good, Hoos. It has diet coke, unlike the one on the more affluent South Side of Sunset Boulevard.

Thanks for being the OTMarker as always.

hoos i am sa born+raised+educated (not doing myself any favors on that last tip, tho), whereabouts in town were you?

daerest h0os

waht r tyaur post grad plans

jw

You often refer to yourself as "a hoos". Is it correct to read this as implying that there are more hooses in the world? If so, where are they?

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 4:15 AM

a hoos only buys it if it's chevy painted tropical

hope this helps!!!

ayo

The North Side taco truck was very good, Hoos. It has diet coke, unlike the one on the more affluent South Side of Sunset Boulevard.

Thanks for being the OTMarker as always.

-- felicity, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 4:20 AM

v happy to hear this worked out positively for u

i have not had a diet coke in a hot minute

hoos i am sa born+raised+educated (not doing myself any favors on that last tip, tho), whereabouts in town were you?

-- m bison, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 5:04 AM

Moms are out at the Northeast on 1604 & 35, I was right by UTSA at 1604 & 35. I had peoples all near SAC & through downtown though. Worked down that way (30 minutes drive w/no traffic!) and did poetry slams at Sam's Burger Joint. You ever go down that way on a Tuesday night?

daerest h0os

waht r tyaur post grad plans

jw

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 5:12 AM

I'm sending out resumes to some web marketing companies cause I really don't see myself with a career in the hospitality industry. I've heard some horror stories baout fickle web companies firing a dude right before he can get unemployment, so I'm making sure I've got two or three diff income streams regardless of what the 9-5 is. Trying to freelance and save up a personal unemployment fund in case some shit goes down. (lol I threw up a diagram of all this shit on my twitter)

The eventual "career" goal is to teach & write, but I gotta kill a couple years before I can get to work on that (long story). Maybe teach high school, maybe go for the MFA and teach college. Cross that bridge when I get to it.

ps bridge on the river kawaii? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/2udyu5e.jpg

oops

I was right by UTSA at 1604 & 35 10

i live abt 15 minutes from utsa 'round 1604, way too much of an aspie shut-in to be a regular anywhere, tho. did go to sam's for something once iirc years ago, may or may not have been poetry related??

hoos -

did u feel even the slightest tinge of guilt about voting for deej after you saw how bad i got swamped??

-deeznuts

deez

you see through me like wax paper

hoos

HOOS,

How do I unlock the rear door of my truck when it gets locked up? There is like a little toggle under the handle but sometimes it won't open even when I move it back and forth and click the clicker like 77 times.

Am I just weak? And how do I stop this from happening again.

Thanks HOOS, you've yet to steen me wrong.

so hoos--

how's your DAY?

BIG HOOS DAY

So far I have

-slept in
-read the atlantic
-had leftover pizza
-listened to the new Gojira album

so in a word AWESOME

people be appreciatin me

Hoos the big steendriver now?

what it do maing

chill iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

just found out a 6-pack of my favorite beer on earth is $9.99

considering starting a grad school thread of my very own

go for it!!!

hoos, i love you, but pls to not start any more grads chool threads!!!

or grad school threads. i think we have enough for the rest of eternity.

lets get rid of grad school all together

i agree

oh i didn't see that this was already being discussed on the politics thread

oh hey sorry hadn't seen this

so some broader context

TAA as it was being presented in this bill was essentially shit--this bill massively underfunded it because that's the only way it would ever have a chance in the GOP led house. TAA is great and necessary--this TAA bill was a joke, and attaching it to Fast Track was a cynical white house-driven maneuver to try to ensure TPA's passage. our leg people are confident that there will be another, better shot at TAA before the summer is out.

republicans have this pattern--not just with TAA obv but with "government services in general"--of defunding programs to the point of crippling their capabilities, then claiming that they don't work. that's what they've held with TAA for years: cut, then claim its broken. we know it works when its funded, and we shouldn't have to cut medicare to pay for it, which is part of what they were pushing on this as well.

but in short our position is there's gonna be another shot at TAA, and beating TPA was big enough to take that gamble.

hoos are you dating a libertarian rn or what, feel like you spend a lot of time on this board sticking up for them, and now youre reading hayek in a bar (and tweeting about it?), lets talk

― max, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 11:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

our leg people are confident that there will be another, better shot at TAA before the summer is out.

this bill is the one we're backing

nice. thx hoos

hoos can you tell me about leg people, why because they sound intersting

never skip legislative day

they are the best dressed people in all the meetings bcz they gladhand congressppl for a living

they're also our procedural sherpas--during the c-span watch party over the vote last week, when we were going "...did we just win? is that...did we win?" they were the ones who assured us we had.

never skip legislative day

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, June 15, 2015 1:46 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao thumbs up

Looks like I picked the wrong day to skip legislative day.

No for reals I lobbied my school's council member on the steps of City Hall last week and holy CRAP our assigned lobbyist was SHAMELESSLY chasing CMs across the courtyard. No holds barred for reals.

FOR REAL FOR REAL I took too long to finish writing that sentence and forgot how I started it. Also I was distracted by the memory of B----- literally chasing someone who was hurrying without wanting to look like she was hurrying.

Ayo hoos what possessed you to return to this godforsaken place?

the short version is "twitter was starting to give me crippling doom anxiety but i still wanted something fun to do at my desk"

feel u

same

Yep

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welcome back and let us know what you think