Kissing my teeth?!?!?!
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 May 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kissing%20teeth
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 May 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
very, very retarded
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
dpmo
― jabba hands, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
vvr
― flopson, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
tbvvr
― flopson, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4UJm3.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
prevalence of "wd" for "would" on ilx starting to drive me up a wall
― some dude, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
sorry to duuaw
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
i feel you sd
― instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
I know, wld is way better
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 September 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okay#Boston_abbreviation_fad
The abbreviation fad began in Boston in the summer of 1838 … OFM, "our first men," and used expressions like NG, "no go," GT, "gone to Texas," and SP, "small potatoes." Many of the abbreviated expressions were exaggerated misspellings, a stock in trade of the humorists of the day. One predecessor of okay was OW, "oll wright."[19]
The general fad is speculated to have existed in spoken or informal written U.S. English for a decade or more before its appearance in newspapers. OK's original presentation as "all correct" was later varied with spellings such as "Oll Korrect" or even "Ole Kurreck".
― flopson, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
imbo
― k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
^misread lmbo as this earlier today
"in my butt's opinion"
― k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
nice
― flopson, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://poutperfection.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/what-does-idk-ly-ttyl-mean970.png
― ༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
8 = Oral sex9 = Parent is watching99 = Parent no longer watching143 = I love you182 = I hate you459 = I love you831 = I love you1174 = Nude club420 = Marijuana4Q = F*** YouADR = AddressAITR = Adult in the roomASL = Age/Sex/LocationBanana = PenisBJ = Blow jobBOB = Battery operated boyfriendCBF = Can’t be f***edCBJ = Covered blow jobCD9 or Code 9 = Parents are aroundCYT = See you tomorrowDURS = Damn you’re sexyDUM = Do you masturbate?DUSL = Do you scream loud?F2F = Face to faceFAH = F**king A hotFB = F*** buddyFBI = Female Body InspectorFILF = Father I’d like to F***FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I AmFMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**FO = F*** OffFOL = Fond of leatherFWB = Friends with benefitsGAP = Got a pic?GNOC = Get naked On camGYPO = Get your pants offH4Y = Hot for youI%I = Intercourse and inebriationF/IB = In the front or in the backIIT = Is it tight?ILF/MD = I love female/male dominanceIMEZRU = I am easy, are you?IWSN = I want sex nowILU = I love youIPN = I’m posting nakedITS = Intense text sexJAFO = Just another f***ing onlookerJ/O = Jerking offJEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboardKFY or K4Y = Kiss for youKitty = VaginaKPC = Keeping parents cluelessKWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue actionLB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chainsLF = Let’s f***LHOS = Let’s have online sexLHSO = Let’s have sex onlineLKITR = Little kid in the roomLMIRL = Let’s meet in real lifeLY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love youM4C = Meet for coffeeMorF = Male or femaleMOOS = Member of the opposite sexMOFO = Mother f***erMOS = Mom over shoulderMILF = Mother I’d like to f***MIRL = Meet in real lifeMOS = Mom Over ShoulderMPFB = My personal f*** buddyMSNUW = Miniskirt no underwearMA = mature audienceNIFOC = Nude in front of the computerNSFW = Not safe for workOLL = Online loveP911 = Parent alertPAL = Parents are listeningPAW = Parents are watchingPIR = Parent in roomPBB = Parent behind backPLOS = Parents looking over shoulderPOM = Parent over my shoulderPOS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**PRW = Parents are watchingPRON = PornQ2C = Quick To cumRU/18 = Are you over 18?RUH = Are you horny?RYO = Roll your ownS2R = Send to receive (photo)SorG = Straight or gaySTM = Spank the monkeyTAW = Teachers are watchingTDTM = Talk dirty to meTTA = Tap that assWYFM = Would you f*** me?WYCM = Will you call me?WYRN = What’s your real name?WUF = Where you from?XTC = Ecstasy
― ༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
NIFOC IPN IWSN GYPO
― ༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
XTC = Ecstasy
― flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
ICYMI = in case you missed it (gtfo)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/zwbk2.jpg
― los blue jeans, Sunday, 5 May 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
OMG love that
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
think my neighborhood beauty parlor wanted to let people know they do ear piercing without making a big deal about it:
http://i.imgur.com/T2FiTqr.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WySAyVs.jpg
― when skrillex just stood there (unregistered), Monday, 25 November 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
"v good"
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
"p good"
i p freely
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link
vg++
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GAPA2eb.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link
AYFKMWTS (“are you f—— kidding me with this s—?”) — 990 tweetsBFFLTDDUP (“best friends for life until death do us part) — 414 tweetsBOGSAT (“bunch of guys sitting around talking”) — 144 tweetsBTDTGTTSAWIO (“been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out”) — 47 tweetsBTWITIAILWY (“by the way, I think I am in love with you”) — 535 tweetsDILLIGAD (“does it look like I give a damn?”) — 289 tweetsDITYID (“did I tell you I’m depressed?”) — 69 tweetsE2EG (“ear-to-ear grin”) — 125 tweetsGIWIST (“gee, I wish I said that”) — 56 tweetsHCDAJFU (“he could do a job for us”) — 25 tweetsIAWTCSM (“I agree with this comment so much”) — 20 tweetsIITYWIMWYBMAD (“if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?”) — 250 tweetsLLTA (“lots and lots of thunderous applause”) — 855 tweetsNIFOC (“naked in front of computer”) — 1,065 tweets, most of them referring to acronym guides like this one.PMYMHMMFSWGAD (“pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn”) — 128 tweetsSOMSW (“someone over my shoulder watching) — 170 tweetsWAPCE (“women are pure concentrated evil”) — 233 tweets, few relating to womenYKWRGMG (“you know what really grinds my gears?”) — 1,204 tweets
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link
WYSIWYhttp://www.vr-rs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/poop.gif
― Wii u mario me? (wins), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
DILLIGAhttp://www.vr-rs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/poop.gif
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
I've been on this site off and on for about a decade, and I still have no clue what wkiw means. Someone help me out.
― Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
Why keep it windy?
― Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link
We kill it, wimp
― Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link
We keep it wet
― Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.pixeden.com/media/k2/galleries/220/003-wood-melamine-subttle-pattern-background-pat.jpg
http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/8/8e/Kick-a-Soccer-Ball-Step-6.jpg/670px-Kick-a-Soccer-Ball-Step-6.jpg
http://impressivemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/king_it.jpg
http://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/cms_images/withe-peter4340-295318.jpg
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link
would kick it with....
weed?
that guy looks high.
― Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link
This is why I hate internet abbreviations
What the hell is or was kmt
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 May 2012 04:10 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"kissing my teeth"
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague),
obv the worst, anyone using it should be euthanised but painfully and slowly and mocked the whole time then woken and told it was all bantz then their throat slit. in front of their loved ones.
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
funeral service just row upon row of school kids lining up to fart into the wound
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link
I'm the second most recent result for it but I'd imagine I was being ironic or w/e
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
clearly, darragh, you have never talked to any caribbean women.
― how's life, Saturday, 12 July 2014 12:18 (ten years ago) link
I like kmt idk seems fit for purpose to me, if I was gonna get mad at some letters it would be far down the list of offenders
― when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Saturday, 12 July 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link
is it even possible to use these unironically in 2017
― the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Sunday, 16 July 2017 20:07 (seven years ago) link
tbftttittitt
― Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix), Monday, 2 November 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link
otm
― edited for dog profanity (sic), Monday, 2 November 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link