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love this blog and also lol at this band called MESOMORPH

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/2008/12/before-there-was-testing-for-steroids.html

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

well since you asked apparently cato from enslaved makes his living doing outdoorsy shit like teaching people orienteering, etc

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 26, 2009 4:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i <3 that u know these things

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link

tbh though that kinda shit is the only metal news im ever up on

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link

then DO I HAVE A THREAD FOR YOU

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lemme rephrase that: the only metal news i really could give an F to be up on atm

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 06:14 (fifteen years ago) link

WAU

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link

yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm mystified that there's no corpse paint on the rest of her

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

This isn't a lol only, but:

Opeth and Enslaved will tour North America together in May. Confirmed dates include:

5/1 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
5/2 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
5/3 Montreal, QC @ Medley
5/4 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
5/5 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small's
5/6 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
5/8 Omaha, NE @ Sokol Auditorium
5/9 Boulder, CO @ Fox Theatre
5/11 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
5/12 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
5/13 Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
5/14 San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom
5/15 Pomona, CA @ The Glasshouse
5/16 Los Angeles, CA @ Avalon
5/17 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre
5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar
5/20 Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
5/21 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
5/22 Knoxville, TN @ Bijou Theatre
5/23 Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
5/24 Detroit, MI @ Emerald Theater
5/26 New York, NY @ Grand Ballroom/Hammerstein
5/27 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club

The Knoxville date...IS MY BIRTHDAY.

http://www.bellydanceroftheuniverse.com/bduc2002/2-6-little-winner2002.jpg

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

is this al3x 1n NYC

and what, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, 2000 hairs ago.

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar

i will be at this show so hard btw

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

<3<3<3<3<3<3 It is so awesome. I can erase memory of the last time I saw Enslaved, and I can generate a new one.

roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Also this blog is awesome:

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link

FEATURING LIVE JAZZ isn't v metal

The Reverend, Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link

someone doesn't GET IT

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:07 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

<3

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

haha \m/

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

sculptor of grits

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha, I linked TestYourMetal twice, sorry y'all.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

ok this was the wikimedia commons picture of the day???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg/250px-Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg

it's terji from tyr lol

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Deutsch: Der Gitarrist Terji Skibenæs der Metalband Týr von den Färöern
English: Terji Skibenas from Týr during Metalmania 2007 festival
Español: El guitarrista Terji Skibenæs, del grupo de Heavy metal Týr, originario de las Islas Feroe.
Suomi: Týr-yhtyeen kitaristi Terji Skibenas soittamassa Metalmania 2007 festivaaleilla.

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

de las Islas Feroe

I didn't know he was Faroese.

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 February 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i hope and what assassinates dani filth tonight

lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 February 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link

how root

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 February 2009 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

i kick it root down

lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 February 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

in a word: powerlols

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=5252

"unblack" i.e. christian black metal band, that is clearly nazi obsessed

WELL DONT THAT BEAT ALL

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:47 (fifteen years ago) link

"When the band was known as Vitality (Nor) they played Death Metal. They changed their name to 'Drottnar' when they started playing Viking Black Metal, but by the time they released Anamorphosis they had become a Technical Black Metal band."

PICK YOUR PATH AND I'LL PRAY

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link

it annoys me that people say "cattle decap"

but now i think some people say CAT CAP

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

and i am going tot his, lol @ the name: http://www.supremebrutality.com/fest/runningorder.html

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

TO this

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

c dat cat decap

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 28 February 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2im0z7k.jpg

and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

cant see it u_u

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ill draw it in txt 4u


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and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

loll

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

oh my

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

e, what does this have to do with cat cap

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

this makes me deeply happy

been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lol awesome

I dreamt last night that Xasthur had written a book of poetry, and that I had the book. I even read some of the poems (I also think he himself turned up sans corpsepaint to read a couple aloud). They were brilliant. I fucking wish I could remember them.

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

hoos that video overjoyed me for like 100 reasons

roxymuzak, Saturday, 14 March 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

fenriz is a trip

― bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:53 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i said this elsewhere, but i stole a lamb of god shirt from a guy in richmond

roxymuzak, Thursday, 19 March 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link

are we now certain it was stolen from a guy i thought you just found yourself in magical band shirt

14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 19 March 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

completely uncertain. im wearing it right now!!!

roxymuzak, Friday, 20 March 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

new cat cap vid is dope imo

14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 March 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mfhjsx.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoWC0h_IIAAZA-e.jpg

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link

XTREME WKIW

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:25 (ten years ago) link

when life has ceased in margaritaville

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

hahaha i stood behind that dude so much at MDF!!!

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

i may have taken that picture?

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

XD

💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, June 29, 2014 4:50 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link

sorry no news just reliving 1 glory day

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think abt this often

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Dave K Jackman
Ozzy did likd rick ruben said when they started recording he played the first two albums for the m and said we have to be there ozzy probly said i was stoned there got stoned made a good ablum big deal sharon you have more money kids have more money ozzy still the same.imagine where shed be with out him wearing te pants in that famiy bring the money in fighting to run sony or he dads old biz
December 19, 2013 at 10:49pm

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link

Dave K Jackman · Top Commenter
Should write a song about how he od and died i think he started this project case crue cant write the hits cause the real nixx sixx isnt in the band that wrote them vinces bro is writeing them for crue
Reply · · September 29, 2013 at 12:09pm

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

http://oi59.tinypic.com/30ijryc.jpg

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6jz8slzG5Q

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

hahahahaha

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 November 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

blabbermouth cracking down on hotlinking these days.

how's life, Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

oh well it was just a pic of venom w/ aging skullet

internet explorer (am0n), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...
two months pass...

been listening to this recently. metal 1992 lols start around 20:00 mark

http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/01%20Derek.mp3

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Hell yeah. Always a good listen.

how's life, Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/lKNkWfR.png

am0n, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWbB53ZnsRg

dollar general (am0n), Friday, 3 March 2017 23:23 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

The new Wolves in the Throne Room... Holy shit...

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:56 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That bad, eh?

― Siegbran, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 5:56 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

Mustis (keyboards; real name: Øyvind Mustaparta) and ICS Vortex (clean vocals, bass; real name: Simen Hestnæs) are no longer members of the Norwegian symphonic black metal band DIMMU BORGIR, according to a posting on Mustis' MySpace page...it should be rather telling that Mustis has set the "mood indicator" on his MySpace page to "betrayed."

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Monday, August 31, 2009 12:49 AM bookmarkflaglink

just rescreening this thread, u know

here 1st (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 January 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link


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