hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

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ok my control f is faulty

lmfbo @ that descrip

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

this halftime show is seriously the nadir of life

― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 3, 2013 11:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Clay, Monday, 4 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

<3

that makes me miss football

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

have to put sheets on my bed, would pretty much rather kill myself

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 18, 2011 2:05 AM (4 hours ago)

last night i slept in my bed without sheets instead of taking my sheets out of the dryer and making my bed

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i saw this article in which gwyneth paltrow said "i would rather die than let my child eat cup-a-soup", i thought of this thread

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 July 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

coop-a-soup

pplains, Monday, 8 July 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

imagining gwen holding a gun to her head as her child sneers, her little plastic red spoon overflowing with broth

TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

who isn't

Matt Poop (Matt P), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

chipotle has the best mexican food in manhattan

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:31 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iatee, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

that's a peach

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

max, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

manhattan, kansas

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha i just came here to post that

乒乓, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

the chipotle thread is really great huh

Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

Yes treeship, it is

乒乓, Thursday, 18 July 2013 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

great minds going at it

Treeship, Thursday, 18 July 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

food

what a wonderful url (Matt P), Thursday, 18 July 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

^

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 July 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

calling his "forever" verse dope is as offensive as racism to me

― incredible length (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 June 2010

zvookster, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

chipotle has the best mexican food in manhattan

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:31 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― iatee, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is how you troll folks. 276 answers and still rolling along.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

off one post B-)

J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

excellent work imo

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

i've been checking that thread on the reg and have no idea what anyone is even talking about

call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

haha what thread is that

flopson, Thursday, 18 July 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

i voted for "blurred lines" which everyone loved right when it first dropped

the first second of that song is better than the knife's entire career, real talk

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 23, 2014 6:01 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chekhprivan (wins), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

i don't see it

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

lol

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link

Great performance from J0rdan in the EOY 2013 tracks threat. 60% of songs were met with "that's a classic song"

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 10:13 (ten years ago) link

if you like music and don't think there are at least 20 classic songs a year i feel bad for you, son

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

^

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link

that's a classic son

wins, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link

i saw this article in which gwyneth paltrow said "i would rather die than let my child eat cup-a-soup", i thought of this thread

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, July 8, 2013 6:49 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coop-a-soup

― pplains, Monday, July 8, 2013 6:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

every post on this thread has me like a family feud contestant — *applauds loudly* "good answer, good answer, good answer!" *applauds loudly*

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:19 PM (4 years ago

this is not necessarily hyperbole but i think about this post all the time

k3vin k., Friday, 28 February 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link

yeah, good post

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

haha somewhat hoosian tbh!

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 February 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

i also think about this post all the time fwiw

two months pass...

I would dispute that her last album was better than C4 (or a lot of things) but then my non-Wayne Young Money interest is pretty limited, select Drake/Nicki songs/features aside. actually prefer hearing random Jae Millz/Mack Maine/Euro nevergonnabes spit solid verses on Wayne mixtapes to a lot of their material

― nova, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should see a therapist

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:21 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

een, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link

c/p with zing thread

een, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

facts only

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link

j0 friday

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

$6 for a taco is a moral obscenity

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

seems like the sort of thing that only people who buy $6 tacos in new york should care about

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

otm. A taco should be $2.50 or less.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

def though i feel like most every major american city prob has a few places like this xp

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link

I'd actually pay 6 dollars for a legitimately good taco in NYC--tacombi is pretty damn mediocre though so it's doubly insulting.

ryan, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

I'd pay $6 for an exceptional burrito

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

de Blasio should zone New York so that tacos can only legally be sold in Sunset Park and Sunnyside and nowhere else

, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

a central point is that you can't have a good $6 taco, though. It's impossible.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

omg @ women with salad

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link


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