I had a dream that my niece had a tomato growing on her back and my sister-in-law said that it was from all the seeds on her fingers? What does that mean?― JCC, Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:50 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 22 September 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
haha i read that as "had a nice tomato growing on her back"
― ○◙genital grinder◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link
on "dancing with teh stars" just now (dont ask): "golden girl can grab crotch-ee"
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link
oooo...is kim kardashian rockin the sequins or what?
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
From Harvell To Carville: A Journey In Baldness
― Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Monday, October 6, 2008 5:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link
haha. brooklynvegan does have those conspicuous 'porn' links - hmm
-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:47 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.
-- kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:03 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.
-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:27 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
still one of the funniest things ive ever read on this board
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/3ad/185270713_639848.gif
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/seinfeld.jpg
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Curtis is the Philip Glass of emoticon-art
-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:22 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
more like the fill up ass of emoticon fart
-- max, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:25 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
still love this
― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 November 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link
max always knows what's up
― ban or astroban? (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 8 November 2008 07:49 (fifteen years ago) link
call for noms: funniest lol on ilx of all time, as voted by 1p3ers
― corrie ham (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 November 2008 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
im still hooked on maracas.jpg
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Saturday, 8 November 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
maracas.jpg
ha xp
― ⊕-----⊕-----⊕ (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 8 November 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
lolololol @ indian's card
― Skipping 1 messages at this point... (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 9 November 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://superfundraiser.com/images/foto-kermit-thanksgiving.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
photos from gabbneb's 35th birthday
― and what, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― today, i'm a numbers machine (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 November 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i know right?!?!?!?!! i have gotten more actual lols out of that than anything ive ever seen on the internet, probably
yogurtgrandma
― Funky Buddha Lounge (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 13 November 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
plz explain indian's card
― Lingbert, Thursday, 13 November 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ gabbneb's b-day
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 November 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― today, i'm a numbers machine (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 November 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't own 85-92, only listened to it a couple times. But I love 2 and I don't think there's any risk of me ever changing my preference. Like Hoos, I love Stars of the Lid, but I think SAW 2 is doing something totally different -- just listen to "The Evil That Never Arrived" side-by-side with "Rhubarb". The former, despite working within a droney minimalist framework, seems much more conventional in structure, picking up momentum and moving forward in the same way that a pop song does. But the stuff on SAW 2 sounds very... architectural, I guess, is the best way I can put it. Just a bunch of sonic spaces for you to wander around inside of, looking at the same elements from different perspectives. I guess I can understand why people hear that as static or boring, but I've always found it extremely compelling.
― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:22 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
nb I smoke a lot of weed
― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Kanye stole the idea for all the 808s & Heartbreak shit from me. That fag.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:14 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― kayne west, Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb has an entry-level job as a campaign worker but his schedule is fucked cause jon and ned create trash all day and he and [nabisco] are the only ones that get peeved about neatness, so in addition to their busy schedules they are constantly cleaning while ned paints in the garden and cooks 900 meals a day and jon works out (lol) and "studies mechanical"
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 23, 2008 4:07 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
oh, and nabisco is a lab assistant on his way to being an inventor if he can get enough friends. ps, anytime he invites someone over jon scares them or teases them
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 23, 2008 4:08 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Jake Sexchamp (Matt P), Sunday, 23 November 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
...
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 23 November 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
seriously, after a normal night's sleep, coming back and seeing what i've done in the wee hours is as o_O to me as it is to yall
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
BAN LOUIS JAGGER
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Politico confirming that Gates will remain at Defense.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 10:10 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ENDLESS CHANGE
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 10:12 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link
hey look, one of morbs' favorite geniuses thinks Obama should appoint John Edwards to a Cabinet position
― gabbneb, Monday, November 24, 2008 9:58 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
How many copies did the last Mountain Goats album sell again, J?
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
3.5 million
stay classy Marcello!
― J0hn D., Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 27 November 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahaha <3
― roxymuzak, Friday, 28 November 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link
sent from my blackberry wireless handheld
― roxymuzak, Friday, 28 November 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Kaykaybluestar1 (8:29:12 PM): Ur a girlKaykaybluestar1 (8:29:21 PM): Rightroxymuzak (8:29:23 PM): correctKaykaybluestar1 (8:29:46 PM): Well have a boyfriend
― roxymuzak, Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― terrible, gay, necro, house, music (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 30 November 2008 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak, Friday, November 28, 2008 10:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
lololol
― No HOOS need a steen whoppin (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 November 2008 04:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― Kaykaybluestar1 (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 November 2008 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that really the bit that bugged you?
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:43 (Yesterday) Permalink
it was the chippy crap
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:49 (Yesterday) Permalink
laughed twice
― roxymuzak, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
oddly, i hate miami bass
― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, December 4, 2008 1:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 December 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/51285/thumbs/s-OBAMAECONOMIC-large.jpg
this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him
― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
real life actual lols
― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 December 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
brianskibeat (5:20:10 PM): do either of you have elitetechnique - elektric evening?kermdunc (5:20:34 PM): fresh out bro, sorry
― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 December 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
(12:29:42 PM) brianskibeat: would be great to do the Rick Roll, then go straight into Usher -Yeah
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, what is up with all these "The" bands? ― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics),
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics),
This comment is so 8 years ago.
― Moka, Friday, December 5, 2008 2:19 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Saturday, 6 December 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
loll
― BIG HOOS'S poncho steencation (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 6 December 2008 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link
haw
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 6 December 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
(4:56:51 PM) Heave Ho: http://www.google.com.pk/search?q=%22No+kid+and+never+marriage%22
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 7 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link
(6:18:43 AM) Heave Ho: nerve profiles
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 7 December 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dr-dre.jpg
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
In the movie Baraka...
Who are the chanting baldies?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:38 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
One of them is Jergins mebbe?
― Heave Ho, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:50 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 December 2008 06:02 (fifteen years ago) link
who peed on the floor
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, December 15, 2008 3:25 AM
ned raggett
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 15, 2008 3:27 AM
― craig sager (eman), Monday, 15 December 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I've just made a delicious pan-fried tofu and am making penne vodka in a bit. We should have a recipe exchange here sometime.
― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, December 15, 2008 6:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wow! what are you doing, cooking and eating all day?? what was in the panfry?
― Surmounter, Monday, December 15, 2008 6:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Oh, it's the most AMAZING recipe by the magical Byanna Clark Grogan, and so simple!! Simply press a pound of extra-firm tofu and slice it into really thin slices (about 1/4 of an inch) and put it in a Tupperware container filled with:
3/4c water2T soy sauce/tamari/Bragg's1 1/2t nutritional yeast1t sage1/2t each: rosemary, thyme, onion powder
And keep it in the fridge til you're hungry, then dredge it in seasoned flour (I like using equal parts flour and panko and keeping the mixture in another container in the fridge) and pan-fry it on each side until golden
― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, December 15, 2008 6:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that sounds delish. second person who's told me about a recipe with the word "dredge" today -- i didn't even know it was a word!
― Surmounter, Monday, December 15, 2008 6:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― jed_, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link