check out this insane sloth yall

http://boingboing.net/2013/05/25/sloth-rings-made-to-order.html

tried to post to enbb's fb but shes off there for the mo

:D

Aw, so cute!

I was about to say something something something sloth spirit animal and then I remembered this and started cracking up: Your Spirit Animal is Here.

"One of these days — and that day is closer than you might think — everyone and everything that you’ve ever called “my spirit animal” is going to show up at your doorstep and make you go on a vision quest, and it’s going to be awful. It will last for months. You’ll be alone in the wilderness, covered in dirt, and you’ll be cold, and you’ll be hungry. You will hallucinate. Not fun Burning Man hallucinations either. Messed-up primal hallucinations, like the kind Buffy had when she dreamed about the First Slayer."

I love that post.

Also here are some baby sloths from London: http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/07/surprise-sloth-baby-is-a-london-zoo-first.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD6hTkkU-Cs

omg

I can't stop watching that. Stealing it tbh. <3

ENBB have you seen this?? https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10204588131883548

WAIT

Someone in the comments said that sloth was just hit by the car in the background and is dying and now i can't watch it even it that's not true because it's all I can see. ;_;

xpost - I haven't but the more I learn about them, the more I relate. That said, I don't do a poop dance. Yet.

I've been really sad about that possibly dying sloth all morning.

Yah that's sad I'm sorry.

Oh it's ok! it's not your fault. If he's just being silly then it's hilarious but I watched it again and it looks like he might be dying and now I can't unsee that. Animals should never die. Except snakes. Fuck snakes tbh.

have i got a viral video for you

http://i.imgur.com/iMxzHff.gif

http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2014/11/10/7171345/the-best-use-for-apple-airdrop-is-space-sloths

That made my day

http://i.imgur.com/QpxzmSt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dkAfEA5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XclXQqn.jpg

Omg

silly sloth

where's he going?

swimmin pool

https://twitter.com/fldlxnc/status/597413005807202304

follow me on twitter :)

was this posted before? omg i <3 this

https://youtu.be/Xr9mCnxiHVk

omg that is awesome

hahaha A+++ sloth and tweet

That YouTube clip is part of a series? Omg I am in sloth heaven. BTW sloths do not make good household pets (I checked)

I bet they don't smell too great.

that sloth is going into the toilet

love sloths' perma-beatific faces so much

they must stink so bad

have we talked about the poop dance?

the what now?

oh!

they don't poop in trees so they have to come all the way down to the ground and poop there and they only do so like once a week and week and when doing so they hug the trees and do a little butt wiggle dance

hang on - I will find evidence

here you go - baby sloths being potty trained nbd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5tjPWwABc

least erotic pole-dance ever

that was educational - thanks for posting!

x-post - lol!

love sloths' perma-beatific faces so much

― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, May 13, 2015 5:13 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- especially funny when watching that video and you know what they're doing

locking eyes with a shitting sloth was not someting i expected to be doing today

If I only shit once a week, I'd look pretty beatific when I finally did, too. There would also be butt wiggling involved, I imagine.

bizarro gazzara you have made me LOL for real in public twice now.

i'm here to help!

x-post - This is my life now thanks to IBS and yes it is p much a religious experience.

posts you immediately regret

new baby sloth at the LPZ so small no one knows if it's a girl or a boy sloth yet
https://assets.dnainfo.com/generated/chicago_photo/2015/08/sloth-1438796286.jpg/extralarge.jpg

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150805/lincoln-park/baby-sloth-born-at-lincoln-park-zoo

Oooo I'm going to visit that sloth.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11940719_892745817462493_7537915569743404364_n.jpg?oh=bb844a70b797d50368c2647150b71dad&oe=5668BC32

box full of :)

yes!