hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

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I mean if you want to get technical yes some stalls are actually just street-facing rooms inside a building, but they don't have places to sit and everything they sell is on a stick and it's cheap, it's still street food imo

Even if it's indoors, hawker centers in Singapore or wet markets in HK are still within the street food ambit imo

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

snow cones' portability make them the ultimate street food. but they are unfairly cast as dessert only. where are your hot dog syrups? your taco syrups?

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cpYLuwf.jpg

Like even though the food here is being prepared 'inside' this is still street food

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link

manhattan's street food culture is limited by permits, similar to taxis you can probably say that the current system is stifling but zero limits would also be a mess

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

on Sunday i paid $11 for two smallish fish tacos in ASBURY PARK

as u were

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

Zero limits would probably flood the streets with people which would make it harder for private car ownership, it's a win-win I think you can agree

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

'hyperbole by j0rdan s.'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

literally every inch of space in manhattan would have someone's street cart or another in it, eventually everyone would starve to death because nobody could move

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

NYC's draconian permit system drove the brave and the few to Madison Square Park, one of the few places in Bloomberg's fascist NYC where one could operate a shack in peace

I think we all know how that story turned out

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

The piles of dead bodies in the street would further inhibit the movement of cars, again a win-win xp

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

an ex gf of mine once defended china's total lack of street food regulation by saying "it's so much simpler than in america, if you get food poisoning from a cart just don't go there again"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

eh dead bodies don't usually stop cars

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

If everybody could just operate a food cart instead of having to rent storefront property then rents all across the city would go down too

In short, deregulate NYC

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

龜, food libertarian

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

the more NYC looks like kowloon walled city the better imo

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

is someone working on a lyft/uber like service for food? we need an app called füd that would allow me to sell half of the sandwich I just made to passersby.

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

from what I can tell approximately 50% of startups are that

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

also it should be called fuiud

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

lol

♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

I wager a 4H fair in Iowa would probably be at least top 20 tho

― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 10:58 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

corn dogs travel just fine amigo

♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

i enjoy corn dogs

ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

chicago's late night mexican spots where you can get a 2.50 taco >>>> new york's

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

new york's late night (anything)

rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

they should have a deal or no deal type show where these trey songz features are in 50 separate cases and i have to go down to 1 to listen to for the rest of my life. the deal they offer me after every round is the chance to shoot myself in the head.

― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:06 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wisdom be leakin out my louche douche truths (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

classic

flopson, Sunday, 28 June 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 June 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/641725206885761028

gr8080, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

@jordansarge
i genuinely hope we get nuked by north korea

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

fuck yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link

:-p

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/696704039342448640

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

http://gawker.com/bars-are-not-fun-1785214119

mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

Why don’t we just have birthday drinks on the tarmac at JFK?

<3

pplains, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:20 (eight years ago) link

*applause*

brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

Hanging out with your good buds in the calm of someone’s living room.

bars are for people with no friends and/or no living room imo

sitting alone in your living room, realizing no one else is there or even going to show up, slowly carving a deep groove into the couch with your ass (and eventually, your entire body when you realize there is no reason to sit and not lay down), empty beverage and food containers on one side of the coffee table since you know no one is going to judge you beyond your own inner self-loathing

this is also why bars are full of regulars who have self-loathing

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link

i gritted my teeth through the cousinfucking story, my patience is used up sir!!

goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

I also fucking hate bars and invite jordan to hang out all the time and he never does

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

I hang out with my friends at Golden Corral.

pplains, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

I like bars. Not all bars, but I like bars. You can fill in the blanks about self-loathing.

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

bars are wonderful, love yourself

goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link

I have only been in a bar with goole once and that was pretty good. Maybe goole is what is often missing from the bar experience.

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

bars are for people with no friends and/or no living room imo

precisely. restaurants that have bars and clubs inexplicably calling themselves bars notwithstanding, bars are not intended for ppl who are ok with their lives. those who are, sit on the effing couch lol

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

truth, by j0rdan s.

nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

slander not the hiding places of sad bastards

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

bars are fun places to watch sports imo

watching sports is for sociopaths

(feel like I'm channeling j0rdan on that one)

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

jordan loves sports more than anyone on this board lol

j0rdan does in fact watch sports

mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.

nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link


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