NYC's draconian permit system drove the brave and the few to Madison Square Park, one of the few places in Bloomberg's fascist NYC where one could operate a shack in peace
I think we all know how that story turned out
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
The piles of dead bodies in the street would further inhibit the movement of cars, again a win-win xp
an ex gf of mine once defended china's total lack of street food regulation by saying "it's so much simpler than in america, if you get food poisoning from a cart just don't go there again"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
eh dead bodies don't usually stop cars
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
If everybody could just operate a food cart instead of having to rent storefront property then rents all across the city would go down too
In short, deregulate NYC
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
龜, food libertarian
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link
the more NYC looks like kowloon walled city the better imo
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link
is someone working on a lyft/uber like service for food? we need an app called füd that would allow me to sell half of the sandwich I just made to passersby.
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
from what I can tell approximately 50% of startups are that
― iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link
also it should be called fuiud
lol
― ♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
I wager a 4H fair in Iowa would probably be at least top 20 tho
― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 10:58 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
corn dogs travel just fine amigo
i enjoy corn dogs
― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
chicago's late night mexican spots where you can get a 2.50 taco >>>> new york's
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
new york's late night (anything)
they should have a deal or no deal type show where these trey songz features are in 50 separate cases and i have to go down to 1 to listen to for the rest of my life. the deal they offer me after every round is the chance to shoot myself in the head.
― hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 27, 2009 7:06 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wisdom be leakin out my louche douche truths (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link
classic
― flopson, Sunday, 28 June 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 28 June 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/641725206885761028
― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
@jordansargei genuinely hope we get nuked by north korea
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link
fuck yeah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link
:-p
― J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/696704039342448640
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link
http://gawker.com/bars-are-not-fun-1785214119
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
Why don’t we just have birthday drinks on the tarmac at JFK?
<3
― pplains, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:20 (eight years ago) link
*applause*
― brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
Hanging out with your good buds in the calm of someone’s living room.
bars are for people with no friends and/or no living room imo
sitting alone in your living room, realizing no one else is there or even going to show up, slowly carving a deep groove into the couch with your ass (and eventually, your entire body when you realize there is no reason to sit and not lay down), empty beverage and food containers on one side of the coffee table since you know no one is going to judge you beyond your own inner self-loathing
this is also why bars are full of regulars who have self-loathing
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
i gritted my teeth through the cousinfucking story, my patience is used up sir!!
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
I also fucking hate bars and invite jordan to hang out all the time and he never does
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
I hang out with my friends at Golden Corral.
― pplains, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link
I like bars. Not all bars, but I like bars. You can fill in the blanks about self-loathing.
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link
bars are wonderful, love yourself
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:29 (eight years ago) link
I have only been in a bar with goole once and that was pretty good. Maybe goole is what is often missing from the bar experience.
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link
precisely. restaurants that have bars and clubs inexplicably calling themselves bars notwithstanding, bars are not intended for ppl who are ok with their lives. those who are, sit on the effing couch lol
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link
truth, by j0rdan s.
― nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link
slander not the hiding places of sad bastards
bars are fun places to watch sports imo
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link
watching sports is for sociopaths
(feel like I'm channeling j0rdan on that one)
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link
jordan loves sports more than anyone on this board lol
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link
j0rdan does in fact watch sports
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link
i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link
i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.
― nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link
sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link
I've plenty of booze at home but I like bars! I like overhearing conversations and often get more reading done.
reading in bars is a v underrated pleasure
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:51 (eight years ago) link
I feel like we rate it correctly on ilx which is cool. Not all bars are for reading, obv
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link
yah if I can I usually arrive a half hour early so I can drink a cocktail alone w/my book
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link
sounds like j0rdan hangs out mostly in sports bars, which I agree are pathetic
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link
the key is to find a chill and moderately populated bar w/a friendly but unintrusive clientele
― nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link
j0rdan and I usually meet at a relatively quiet "gastropub" idk
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link