zotz are og like ice t
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
that goatse.x caramel pick is some serious challops
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
you cannot change your answer!
― (lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ive thought a lot about this and the answer is--
1. reeses peanut butter cups2. peanut m&ms3. snickers bars4. lion bars5. butterfingers
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i love butterfingers
― (lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
tell me more about these mythical lion bars
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
reeses is the answer of my true candy heart, so i guess yer right. still - somebody ought to rep for zotz and razzles is all i am saying. xposts
― I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
JJ and whiney otm
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
worst candy: candy buttons. i don't like candy with paper stuck to it and they taste like food coloring
― (lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Things with coconut. Mounds, Almond Joy and (esp.) http://theimaginaryworld.com/chico.jpg
― WmC, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
― (lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:45 PM (5 minutes ago)
otm!! my whole life i thought it was just my shit luck that my candy buttons were the ones to which the paper would stick. but apparently they're just the more retarded candy ever
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
most*
lion bars are sooooo fucking great
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_Bar
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
theyre euro candy i think, basically hazelnut snickers bars with kit kat stuck in the middle
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
although the Lik A Maid was popular when i was a kid, in retrospect it seems pretty lame
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah lik a maid was retarded
― (lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
seems like a gateway candy to flavored cocaine imho
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
it's lik m aid and i still like that shit when i'm really really really diabetic
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
i feel like there should be separate divisions for chocolate related and not chocolate related
― I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
obv chocolate should probably be in scare quotes there but whatever
― I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
yes i agree--chocolate candies are imo the pinnacle of candies and shd not be judged in the same way that non-chocolate candies are
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
divisions should be acidic/spicy/chocolate/nutty/gum/solid state sugar/cocaine
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
yall are underrating lik m aid, shit was great. eating the stick was the best part, too n/h
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
forks are acidic and sour the same thing in your taxonomy? bcuz then i am totally down with it
― I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm going to give that a tentative yes.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
there should maybe be a licorice and/or "weird tasting" category too.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
my step-great-grandmother used to bring us licorice and/or weird tasting candy from germany. it was pretty gross.
― (lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Sometimes i really like anise flavored candy; mostly the little licorice pellets and seeds at indian restaurant doorways
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
reeses cups - perfection
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm eating smarties right now
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i will stan for zero bars till the day i die
― GROLIOUS NIPPON ;_; (cankles), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link
crunchie and/or violet crumble
― velko, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
serious question how do you pronounce anise is it like a-NIECE or AN-iss because the latter makes me think of anus and giggle ^_^
― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I think it's the latter.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I love licorice and/or anise flavored candy. I also love the following which most people think taste like soap:
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc217/missmitsu/violets.jpg
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
For chocolate type candy I think I have to vote for Creme Eggs. Mini eggs are a close 2nd.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i like anise flavored toothpaste but not candy so much
― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
serious question how do you pronounce anise is it like a-NIECE or AN-iss because the latter makes me think of anus and giggle ^_^― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:07 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:07 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i thought it was the former?
― just sayin, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought so just from reading it but people say an-iss i dunno
― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure it is the former.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
its the former
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/Sour%2520Patch%2520Kids.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
here's a tip 4 all u smarties
― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, sour patch kids are the best non-chocolate, imo
also, ANN-iss http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A04/A0493200.wav
― circles, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i like milk duds.
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
and licorice bullets and jaffas.
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah you seem like a milk dud person
― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i admire how efficiently that works as an automatic veiled insult generator.
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
I've NEVER heard anyone say ANN-iss.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
no i'm pretty sure this is it, tell all your friends they are saying it wrong http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A05/A0573700.wav
― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link
i love cadbury flake and mint aero chocolate bars. english chocolate is my favorite because it tastes kind of muted and doesnt feel like its coating my throat and suffocating me to death like some american or german chocolates.
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.meijer.com/assets/product_images/styles/xlarge/1003855_205238_A_400.jpg
― Lee626, Thursday, 13 September 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
the powder at the bottom of a bag of sour skittles. this should be sold independent of a skittles candy. it makes my entire mouth hurt, but especially the tongue part.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
I really like jelly beans but jelly bellies are insultingly overpriced
― iatee, Friday, 14 September 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
the jelly belly factory tour in fairfield ca is totally worth it tho, you get to see a picture of reagan made out of jelly beans, among other things, and then you get free jelly beans instead of paying like $5 a bag
― iatee, Friday, 14 September 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
i got my sister kelly some of these awesome wine flavored jelly things once but i dont know what they were called. they might be british? they were good
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
i really like wintergreen lifesavers tbh
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link
also has anyone tried these "darksided" skittles lol
yes b/c that's where they moved the lime flavor!
― example (crüt), Monday, 5 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
it really brought out the "dark side" in me when they changed the green skittle to apple flavor
― example (crüt), Monday, 5 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link
ugh, i didnt know that happened. i like skittles but dont eat them very often. this is sad news indeed
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 January 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
FRUIT SLICES
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/3863765448_19abbedde8.jpg
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link
http://sweets.seriouseats.com/images/2011/10/2011017goldenbergsstory.jpg
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link
I will never tire of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Miniatures.
― how's life, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm eating fruit slices right now and it is amazing.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link
Those can definitely scratch a certain itch you didn't realize you had. I wouldn't want to eat them often.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
the red jelly sugar coated valentines hearts are my fave
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I have trouble eating fruit slices in moderation so buying a bag is basically like buying a stomach ache, but until the part where I want to barf, it's a sweet fucking ride, man.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
nice.
― how's life, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link
I love the idea of ecstatic, drug-like consumption of fruit slices
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link
dark chocolate covered graham crackers are the jam right now
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
I need a gif of me with spinning fruit slices where my eyes should be.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
good quality lemon bonbons
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link
bees jerky
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/H8JCdUn.jpgi have been craving fancy chocolates
― rip van wanko, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link
bees jerky?
― please login or register if you are (unregistered), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
rereading thread roxymuzak consistently otm should be a roving candy reporter imo
― local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link
pez obv
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link
I'm going to bring a batch of my peanut brittle to the Big Ears ILX brunch and blow y'alls minds. (maybe)
― WilliamC, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link
― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, January 24, 2015 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thats funny because im not really into candy! but maybe that means that when i do go for candy i am very selective
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link
favourite halloween candy is definitely those molasses kisses, anyone into those?
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
^never heard of these until now, but I'm intrigued by any candy that inspires so many theatrical displays of revulsion -- "they ruined my childhood", "they're a blot on Canada's human rights record" etc. I can't think of any American candy that's so widely hated except maybe Necco wafers
― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Monday, 6 November 2017 00:30 (seven years ago) link
lads
peppermint bark
why does it cost the same as crack
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link
he best candy is werthers originals
― iiiijjjj, Sonntag, 30. Mai 2010 04:34 (nine years ago)
seriously
― iiiijjjj, Sonntag, 30. Mai 2010 07:19 (nine years ago)
There is Werthers Original coated popcorn now -not flavored, C*O*A*T*E*D- and it fixes all the flaws of Werthers, and popcorn.
― oder doch?, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
there was a fun size Oreo chocolate bar going around during Halloween that I thought for a few weeks was the best candy bar ever but I just had one yesterday and now I don't really ever wanna have one again
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link
speaking of Oreos, the thin ones are just sinful, almost too good, they should be banned imo
― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link
Yes to Werthers. I feel like Nips also scratch a similar itch.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
Whoa, just realized I used the same phrase in a post in this thread more than four years ago, and it's not a phrase I use that often:
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, January 22, 2015 3:30 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link
harbl otm.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link