iyo what is the best candy

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seems like a gateway candy to flavored cocaine imho

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

it's lik m aid and i still like that shit when i'm really really really diabetic

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel like there should be separate divisions for chocolate related and not chocolate related

I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

obv chocolate should probably be in scare quotes there but whatever

I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

yes i agree--chocolate candies are imo the pinnacle of candies and shd not be judged in the same way that non-chocolate candies are

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

divisions should be acidic/spicy/chocolate/nutty/gum/solid state sugar/cocaine

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yall are underrating lik m aid, shit was great. eating the stick was the best part, too n/h

Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

forks are acidic and sour the same thing in your taxonomy? bcuz then i am totally down with it

I will "Build This City" on your GODDAMN GRAVE (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm going to give that a tentative yes.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link

there should maybe be a licorice and/or "weird tasting" category too.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

my step-great-grandmother used to bring us licorice and/or weird tasting candy from germany. it was pretty gross.

(lbrah) (harbl), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Sometimes i really like anise flavored candy; mostly the little licorice pellets and seeds at indian restaurant doorways

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

reeses cups - perfection

s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm eating smarties right now

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i will stan for zero bars till the day i die

GROLIOUS NIPPON ;_; (cankles), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

crunchie and/or violet crumble

velko, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

serious question how do you pronounce anise is it like a-NIECE or AN-iss because the latter makes me think of anus and giggle ^_^

(lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I think it's the latter.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I love licorice and/or anise flavored candy. I also love the following which most people think taste like soap:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc217/missmitsu/violets.jpg

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

For chocolate type candy I think I have to vote for Creme Eggs. Mini eggs are a close 2nd.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i like anise flavored toothpaste but not candy so much

(lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

serious question how do you pronounce anise is it like a-NIECE or AN-iss because the latter makes me think of anus and giggle ^_^

― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:07 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i thought it was the former?

just sayin, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought so just from reading it but people say an-iss i dunno

(lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure it is the former.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

its the former

s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/Sour%2520Patch%2520Kids.jpg

Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

here's a tip 4 all u smarties

(lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, sour patch kids are the best non-chocolate, imo

also, ANN-iss http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A04/A0493200.wav

circles, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i like milk duds.

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

and licorice bullets and jaffas.

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah you seem like a milk dud person

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i admire how efficiently that works as an automatic veiled insult generator.

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

I've NEVER heard anyone say ANN-iss.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

no i'm pretty sure this is it, tell all your friends they are saying it wrong http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A05/A0573700.wav

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I am totally gonna start smokin smarties

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

every post on this thread has me like a family feud contestant — *applauds loudly* "good answer, good answer, good answer!" *applauds loudly*

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://snackerz.com/shop/images/snk241_685_circus_peanuts.jpg

eman, Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

what a stingy portion.

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.nutsonline.com/images/items/g613.jpg

Lamp, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ive thought a lot about this and the answer is--

1. reeses peanut butter cups
2. peanut m&ms
3. snickers bars
4. lion bars
5. butterfingers

this is a really good list i dont have much to add except that ill rep pretty hard for gummy-type candies too - they fulfill a slightly different kind of candy craving theyre just that one step further removed from actual food

Lamp, Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

circus peanuts kinda suck. They're like perennial marshmallow easter eggs.

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/CandyCorn.jpg/300px-CandyCorn.jpg

they're nothing special tastewise, but waxy, colorized high fructose corn syrup has never assumed a more perfect form, imo. snap off the white tips and affix one to each upper front tooth for instant vampire fangs, mold the other two sections into big, mushy cornballs — you know the drill.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/candy-corn-3.jpg

these are SHIT. I hate them.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

oh shit also:

http://www.sanza.co.uk/apps/shop/pics/Pineapple_Lumps.jpg

okay i like candy

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

"dairy milk snack" is a funny name for candy. so is "pineapple lumps" wtf, why not call them pineapple tumors

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

the red jelly sugar coated valentines hearts are my fave

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I have trouble eating fruit slices in moderation so buying a bag is basically like buying a stomach ache, but until the part where I want to barf, it's a sweet fucking ride, man.

carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

nice.

how's life, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

I love the idea of ecstatic, drug-like consumption of fruit slices

walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

dark chocolate covered graham crackers are the jam right now

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

I need a gif of me with spinning fruit slices where my eyes should be.

carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

good quality lemon bonbons

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

bees jerky

deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Friday, 23 January 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/H8JCdUn.jpg
i have been craving fancy chocolates

rip van wanko, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:21 (nine years ago) link

bees jerky

deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

bees jerky?

please login or register if you are (unregistered), Saturday, 24 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

bees jerky

deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

rereading thread roxymuzak consistently otm should be a roving candy reporter imo

local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

pez obv

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

I'm going to bring a batch of my peanut brittle to the Big Ears ILX brunch and blow y'alls minds.
(maybe)

WilliamC, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

rereading thread roxymuzak consistently otm should be a roving candy reporter imo

― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, January 24, 2015 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thats funny because im not really into candy! but maybe that means that when i do go for candy i am very selective

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 January 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

favourite halloween candy is definitely those molasses kisses, anyone into those?

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link

^never heard of these until now, but I'm intrigued by any candy that inspires so many theatrical displays of revulsion -- "they ruined my childhood", "they're a blot on Canada's human rights record" etc. I can't think of any American candy that's so widely hated except maybe Necco wafers

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Monday, 6 November 2017 00:30 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

lads

peppermint bark

why does it cost the same as crack

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

he best candy is werthers originals

― iiiijjjj, Sonntag, 30. Mai 2010 04:34 (nine years ago)

seriously

― iiiijjjj, Sonntag, 30. Mai 2010 07:19 (nine years ago)

There is Werthers Original coated popcorn now -not flavored, C*O*A*T*E*D- and it fixes all the flaws of Werthers, and popcorn.

oder doch?, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

there was a fun size Oreo chocolate bar going around during Halloween that I thought for a few weeks was the best candy bar ever but I just had one yesterday and now I don't really ever wanna have one again

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:42 (four years ago) link

speaking of Oreos, the thin ones are just sinful, almost too good, they should be banned imo

I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:48 (four years ago) link

Yes to Werthers. I feel like Nips also scratch a similar itch.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link

Whoa, just realized I used the same phrase in a post in this thread more than four years ago, and it's not a phrase I use that often:

Those can definitely scratch a certain itch you didn't realize you had. I wouldn't want to eat them often.

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, January 22, 2015 3:30 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link

harbl otm.

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:09 (four years ago) link


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