iyo what is the best candy

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i admire how efficiently that works as an automatic veiled insult generator.

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

I've NEVER heard anyone say ANN-iss.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

no i'm pretty sure this is it, tell all your friends they are saying it wrong http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A05/A0573700.wav

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I am totally gonna start smokin smarties

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

every post on this thread has me like a family feud contestant — *applauds loudly* "good answer, good answer, good answer!" *applauds loudly*

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://snackerz.com/shop/images/snk241_685_circus_peanuts.jpg

eman, Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

what a stingy portion.

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.nutsonline.com/images/items/g613.jpg

Lamp, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ive thought a lot about this and the answer is--

1. reeses peanut butter cups
2. peanut m&ms
3. snickers bars
4. lion bars
5. butterfingers

this is a really good list i dont have much to add except that ill rep pretty hard for gummy-type candies too - they fulfill a slightly different kind of candy craving theyre just that one step further removed from actual food

Lamp, Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

circus peanuts kinda suck. They're like perennial marshmallow easter eggs.

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/CandyCorn.jpg/300px-CandyCorn.jpg

they're nothing special tastewise, but waxy, colorized high fructose corn syrup has never assumed a more perfect form, imo. snap off the white tips and affix one to each upper front tooth for instant vampire fangs, mold the other two sections into big, mushy cornballs — you know the drill.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/candy-corn-3.jpg

these are SHIT. I hate them.

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

oh shit also:

http://www.sanza.co.uk/apps/shop/pics/Pineapple_Lumps.jpg

okay i like candy

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

"dairy milk snack" is a funny name for candy. so is "pineapple lumps" wtf, why not call them pineapple tumors

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

because they dont require surgery i guess?

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

it reminds me of a convenience store i live near called "dairy family"

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

lol britishers.
most of these must have US analogs; I assume malteasers are whoppers?

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah i don't like whoppers, that crunchy stuff in the middle is not great-tasting

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i go on a candy corn bender every few months

velko, Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

lol britishers.
most of these must have US analogs; I assume malteasers are whoppers?

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, March 26, 2009 3:02 PM

violet crumble doesn't have one and its not britisher. they are v. good

eman, Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

it's not britisher? what is it?

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58285552@N00/3315764936/

why does this exist

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

iyo what is the most sexist candy ^

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

either that or sour patch kids

Point being, I hate all of you. (Lamp), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

either that or gummy dicks

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

that's not a real candy btw

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

ha, I read that as "most sexiest candy" & was ready to rebut you with chocolate-covered cherries or somesuch

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

ha oh i thought you were saying sour patch kids might be the most sexist candy xp

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

chrishansen.jpg

bigstatusbrothers (unregistered), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

ha oh i thought you were saying sour patch kids might be the most sexist candy xp

i was i mean all those kids and not one single girl its like a chinese nurser. but those gummi dicks are on some other level

Point being, I hate all of you. (Lamp), Thursday, 26 March 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Malteasers and whoppers taste nothing alike. Whoppers are distgusting for sure. Pineapple lumps are from New Zealand I think.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

okay, can we get some description for the non-american candy?
i m curious. Some of this stuff is available at better corner delis but is crazy expensive, like three bucks a candy bar and I wanna know where it's worth it.

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

okay maltesers are malty fluffy things that you can crunch but if you hold them on your tongue for a minute they collapse in on themselves. they have the same description as whoppers but taste NOTHING like whoppers.

violet crumble is this crunchy honeycomb stuff that breaks off in shards when you bite it and then goes all sticky in yr mouth.

cherry ripe is cherries squished up and coated in dark chocolate

snack is a block of chocolate with about 6 different types of centers - pineapple, strawberry, caramel, orange come to mind. each square is shaped like the fruity flavor it holds. kids fight over the pineapple then they fight over the strawberry.

bananas are a banana tasting candy that is very hard to describe. its soft, not at all chewy and completely delicious.

sherbies are a hardish but chewy orange flavored taffy with sherbet in the middle. im talking about the fizzy white powder not sorbet.

pineapple lumps are chocolate coated squares of pineapple flavored soft chewy stuff.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

aren't bananas just runts? but instead of all the other "fruits" you guys just have "bananas."

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

No. they arent hard at all

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

violet crumble is pretty much a crunchie, the honey part is maybe a little lighter. both are A+

velko, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

pineapple lumps:

estela, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

violet crumble is pretty much a crunchie

i have to disagree with this but

both are A+

strongly agree with this

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

have u ever wanted candy so bad unnnnghghhghggggggghhhhh

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I ate so much candy in college. like, disgusting amounts. I have a late-night sweet tooth that is so strong that I might end up killing somebody one day if they get between me and sugar.

iatee, Sunday, 14 June 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't have a favorite tho. go through phases.

iatee, Sunday, 14 June 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link


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