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nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago)

slander not the hiding places of sad bastards

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago)

bars are fun places to watch sports imo

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:33 (eight years ago)

watching sports is for sociopaths

(feel like I'm channeling j0rdan on that one)

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:35 (eight years ago)

jordan loves sports more than anyone on this board lol

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:37 (eight years ago)

j0rdan does in fact watch sports

mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:38 (eight years ago)

i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:43 (eight years ago)

i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.

nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:45 (eight years ago)

sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:48 (eight years ago)

I've plenty of booze at home but I like bars! I like overhearing conversations and often get more reading done.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:48 (eight years ago)

reading in bars is a v underrated pleasure

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:51 (eight years ago)

I feel like we rate it correctly on ilx which is cool. Not all bars are for reading, obv

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:52 (eight years ago)

yah if I can I usually arrive a half hour early so I can drink a cocktail alone w/my book

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:52 (eight years ago)

sounds like j0rdan hangs out mostly in sports bars, which I agree are pathetic

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:53 (eight years ago)

the key is to find a chill and moderately populated bar w/a friendly but unintrusive clientele

nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)

j0rdan and I usually meet at a relatively quiet "gastropub" idk

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:57 (eight years ago)

the thing is, I'd still rather meet friends at bars b/c I can leave when I want whereas if they come over it's rude to throw them out

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 19:58 (eight years ago)

^^^

mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:59 (eight years ago)

lol I was going to post that but held back the impulse

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:00 (eight years ago)

i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.

― π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Friday, August 12, 2016 2:43 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come back!

goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:00 (eight years ago)

everyone

goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago)

also: most of my straight friends have kids so going to a bar is an escape.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago)

I'd totally chill w/goole at a bar

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago)

up here we're double the mosqitos, none of the zika

goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:11 (eight years ago)

not sure why a bar has to be "fun" and not just functional. is your favorite restaurant "fun?" if it is, then is your favorite restaurant applebee's? because it has a "bar" you could hang out at :)

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:32 (eight years ago)

not really serious there, just spitballing

mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:34 (eight years ago)

It's not about "fun", it's about other people being annoying. and the music is too loud.

brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 21:12 (eight years ago)

sorry I know you weren't serious

brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 21:12 (eight years ago)

How come everyone's gone to the bar with goole.

When caek came to town, we didn't take him to a bar. We met him at a tavern.

pplains, Saturday, 13 August 2016 00:24 (eight years ago)

i only see him at former blogger bars

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 00:28 (eight years ago)

j0rdan being almost thirty is a where tf did the time go

flopson, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:28 (eight years ago)

it's no crutis getting married but yeah

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:38 (eight years ago)

crut is getting married?

nomar, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:44 (eight years ago)

hi this board started over 15 years ago and we are all old as fuck, thought we established this

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:57 (eight years ago)

speak for yourself

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:00 (eight years ago)

^^^soon to be the only critic standing up for dylan's 80's records

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:03 (eight years ago)

only one recod

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:33 (eight years ago)

record

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:33 (eight years ago)

thanks for reading guys :-)

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:57 (eight years ago)

sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, August 12, 2016 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is true but the one bar we usually go to is effectively a restaurant

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:57 (eight years ago)

i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.

― nomar, Friday, August 12, 2016 3:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this about sums it up

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 17:03 (eight years ago)

@jordansarge
my frank ocean review. i think it's good and sensible.

i blame peter thiel

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:30 (eight years ago)

heh

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:33 (eight years ago)

thiel & channel orange.xls

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

this content could reasonably be charged with second degree murder https://t.co/IHMJXB1xm2

— jord (@jordansarge) March 15, 2018

starbucks cold brew should be a banned narcotic

— jord (@jordansarge) March 15, 2018

flopson, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:38 (seven years ago)

:)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)

wtf @ shaggy

had (crΓΌt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

where's the lord custos tribute thread

had (crΓΌt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:57 (seven years ago)

starbucks cold brew makes me feel crazier than cocaine

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

how about cocktails?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:38 (seven years ago)


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