everyone
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link
also: most of my straight friends have kids so going to a bar is an escape.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link
I'd totally chill w/goole at a bar
up here we're double the mosqitos, none of the zika
― goole, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link
not sure why a bar has to be "fun" and not just functional. is your favorite restaurant "fun?" if it is, then is your favorite restaurant applebee's? because it has a "bar" you could hang out at :)
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link
not really serious there, just spitballing
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
It's not about "fun", it's about other people being annoying. and the music is too loud.
― brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
sorry I know you weren't serious
How come everyone's gone to the bar with goole.
When caek came to town, we didn't take him to a bar. We met him at a tavern.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 August 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link
i only see him at former blogger bars
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link
j0rdan being almost thirty is a where tf did the time go
― flopson, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link
it's no crutis getting married but yeah
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:38 (eight years ago) link
crut is getting married?
― nomar, Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link
hi this board started over 15 years ago and we are all old as fuck, thought we established this
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 13 August 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link
speak for yourself
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:00 (eight years ago) link
^^^soon to be the only critic standing up for dylan's 80's records
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:03 (eight years ago) link
only one recod
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 03:33 (eight years ago) link
record
thanks for reading guys :-)
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link
sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, August 12, 2016 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this is true but the one bar we usually go to is effectively a restaurant
i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.
― nomar, Friday, August 12, 2016 3:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this about sums it up
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
@jordansargemy frank ocean review. i think it's good and sensible.
i blame peter thiel
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link
heh
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link
thiel & channel orange.xls
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link
this content could reasonably be charged with second degree murder https://t.co/IHMJXB1xm2— jord (@jordansarge) March 15, 2018
starbucks cold brew should be a banned narcotic— jord (@jordansarge) March 15, 2018
― flopson, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
:)
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link
wtf @ shaggy
― had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link
where's the lord custos tribute thread
― had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link
starbucks cold brew makes me feel crazier than cocaine
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link
how about cocktails?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:38 (six years ago) link
the most disgusting thing i’ve ever smelled on the subway was a freshly opened container of yogurt. this was 5 minutes ago.— jord (@jordansarge) February 21, 2018
You've lived here for several years, come now
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
yogurt smells worse than BO to me
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
~floridians~
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
"watch a 29-year-old man smell yogurt for the first time in his life (video)"
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link
https://melmagazine.com/the-men-who-eat-like-boys-c72c39da18bf j0rd how adjacent are you to this article
― 龜, Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
not really at all. i love vegetables. last night i had white beans and kale for dinner. i just have specific aversions.... mostly to things that are soft and/or slimy and sweet (fruits like peaches, strawberries, bananas etc, also lots of desserts, mushrooms aren't sweet but texturally i can't). but idk, i love oysters even tho they're slimy... i was just convincing my roommate last night to eat fish roe. but i like things that are salty (name anything) and i also like things that are watery (celery, apples, tomatoes, watermelon etc) so i get why i really respond positively to the taste of brine. it all mostly sense to me in my head as i've thought a lot about why i'm repulsed by certain things. i always loved citrus bcuz of florida i think. anyway i consider myself as much of an omnivorous eater as mostly anyone.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
Your liking celery is the most terrifying thing I've ever learned about you.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link
wait you think BO smells bad?
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link
this yogurt slander is frankly unbelievable
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:53 (six years ago) link
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, March 15, 2018 7:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark
well no :-) but the BO of i.e. a homeless person, yes
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 March 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link
what about a homeless man who smells of celery
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 01:17 (six years ago) link
lol good revive
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 March 2018 01:41 (six years ago) link
that makes sense ty j0rd
― 龜, Friday, 16 March 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link
Re: strawberries and things of that nature, is it the taste or the texture? Like a strawberry/banana smoothie, is that tolerable or even worse? I assume mangoes are out too.
― omar little, Friday, 16 March 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link
no i mostly like the taste of the fruits. i enjoy a berry smoothie, tho if it’s with banana i just ask for it with some orange juice instead. and blueberries i will eat sometimes because they’re not as fleshy as strawberries. i haven’t yet really tried to make myself eat jams/jellies. mangoes pile up on the side of the street in miami but yeah i’ve not ever really eaten those.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 March 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link
I don't understand the mango at all, but I've Hass avocados are the bomb -- the only ones I can eat in one serving.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:52 (six years ago) link
first time i ate an avocado i spat it out, the texture grossed me out so bad i like them now, but i still have texture hangups, like water chestnuts - they creep me out
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link
water chestnuts otm. also weird springy baby corn. kimchi still gives me trouble sometimes, it has to be really good in order for me to enjoy it.
― map, Friday, 16 March 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link
there is a character in Bleak House loosely based on j0rdan. Lawrence Boythorn, Jarndyce’s boyhood friend, upon arriving late to Jarndyce’s house because someone gave him bad directions (they’re old now): “We have been misdirected, Jarndyce, by a most abandoned ruffian, who told us to take the turning to the right instead of to the left. He is the most intolerable scoundrel on the face of the earth. His father must have been a most consummate villain, ever to have had such a son. I would have that fellow shot without the least remorse!”
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link
ok i would say some of that
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link