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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/howtospotafakepolo.jpg

not only that, but i found it googling "fake bapes"

???

carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 July 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/mayhem/irving/4.jpg

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha i wish it was ppl cheering

carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 July 2009 05:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://strefa.rockmetal.art.pl/sylwetki/agalloch.jpg

i give u agalloch

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

l-r: german electro, steampunk, german electro, *smh*

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

haha i love these guys, they manage to look in every picture like no single member belongs in the band at all

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

this is classic imo

http://www.metaleater.com/images/bands/agalloch/a1.jpg

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

i mean seriously, a fucking pinecone?!?!?!

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

"why....yes."

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.gothtronic.com/Goth/img_/Music1/plaatje/Agalloch.jpg
"we are all uncomfortable"

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

yoooooooooooooooo
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fxT8zPCwO9Q/SfXlyOFUjpI/AAAAAAAAAFg/HpWJkEf1mL4/s400/dexterdarkthrone.jpg

i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

for use on igoogle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/igoogle.jpg

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/5372_554281992318_3700497_32723901_.jpg

dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 July 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2006/11/16/479987/MastodonBorat.jpg

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

Mustis (keyboards; real name: Øyvind Mustaparta) and ICS Vortex (clean vocals, bass; real name: Simen Hestnæs) are no longer members of the Norwegian symphonic black metal band DIMMU BORGIR, according to a posting on Mustis' MySpace page...it should be rather telling that Mustis has set the "mood indicator" on his MySpace page to "betrayed."

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

genuine lols

ian, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

indeed

crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Monday, 31 August 2009 08:12 (fifteen years ago)

omg

do HOOS ever just steen into space and weep (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Tall men - is it a prerequisite?

This wants to be a metal thread.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/So181GV4lPI/AAAAAAAAC60/DNozh3oIcEg/s1600-h/travisgameaol.jpg

whitney HOOSton (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the_game_travis_barker-lg-dubcnn.jpg

whitney HOOSton (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

WTF

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 September 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

i found this GISing "michael akerfeldt"

http://www.yseras-auge.de/_/narrot/xgel9i.jpg

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Saturday, 5 September 2009 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/harrydouglasenslaved.jpg

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 September 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYBXxfg0F4

am0n, Friday, 18 September 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

lollllllllll

both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 18 September 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

god i love yip yips

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 20 September 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

i have no idea what's going on with this review, it reads like there's a joke i'm missing (acrostic????) but its blowing my mind regardless tbH

Behemoth
Evangelion (Metal Blade)

Poland's export quotient rolls out far less than its prime death metal exponent Behemoth, founded in 1991 Gda´nsk. Global economic collapse has thus circumvented both the Central European republic and the band's sole original singer/guitarist, Adam "Nergal" Darski. Evangelion, Behemoth's ninth LP, beckons tourism sure as late Polish film director Krzysztof Kieslowski or silver ECM horn Tomasz Stanko. As dense as the belching malevolence of 2005's Demigod yet more sonically homogenous and nowhere near as clutching as full-length predecessor The Apostasy (2007), the trio's latest batter platter nevertheless streamlines its Iron Age metallurgy as effectively as its previous career-high blitzkrieg. If evangelicals pledge Christian faith, Evangelion – translated in the liner notes as "the reward of good tidings, given to the messengers" – delivers anti-Christian fury in scientifically measured doses and scholarly genius. Pitting philosophers (Proust, Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Aleister Crowley, Caligula) against gods (Dionysus, Ra, Jesus), the exactly 42-minute Evangelion touches down first and foremost as a drum exegesis sure as the bombing of Dresden. Zbigniew Prominski (aka Inferno) plays God of Thunder on the massive rhythmic beatdown of "The Seed ov I," while "Transmigrating Beyond Realms ov Amenti" paddles cardiac arrest in the tomahawking percussion intro rushing into Nergal's roaring whirlpool of gladiator riffs and slaughterhouse leads. The Poles save best for last, "Lucifer" a black mass of tar-pit guitar sucking down a demon vocal on Evangelion's only native tongue proclamation, lyrics by Neoromantic poet Tadeusz Micinski. Metalurgiczny.

both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 20 September 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

whats wrong with that

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

haha just kidding that's completely out to lunch

Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

blut aus nord? butt ass nerd more like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 25, 2009 4:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^BOOMING POST^^^^

heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-morbidangel-live1.gif
"GIB"

heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 09:42 (fifteen years ago)

GIBBY HANES
GIBBY HANES

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 September 2009 09:46 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paLlsEnOJyg&feature=player_embedded

deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Friday, 25 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

that officially made my day'!

heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2009/03/furze-sandvika-no-2006.jpg

ian, Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

"Black metal fan Peter"

ian, Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

i've seen that before. is that a peter beste?

heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

no idea, came up with GIS for "black metal fan art" e_e

ian, Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

dying over the comment my friend chris put on glorior belli's myspace pic

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83325116&albumID=1071057&imageID=11312372

also, the fact that they had to approve it

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

(its the top comment duh)

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/echoedinnocence/frostandsatyr2.jpg

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 September 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

CAN

I

FEN

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/302/fenriz.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

but of course!

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

from: Roxy
Belphegor more like "Ball fag or....?"

from: Roxy
Agalloch more like I gag a lot

from: Roxy
Zoroaster more like Bore O Ass Turd

from: Roxy
Behemoth more like Beat him off

from: Roxy
Marduk more like more dick

to: Roxy
Suffocation more like Suck On Asians

from: Roxy
Carcass more like cock kiss

to: Roxy
Iron Maiden more like Flamin Gay Men

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 October 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

lol

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

sorry about all that hoos i was wiided and thought it was really hysterical

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 October 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

i was real proud of "suck on asians"

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 October 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

andy looked over my shoulder and saw me typing "bore o ass turd" and i felt really dumb lol

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 October 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

i shared all of these w/gf today and she lold

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago)


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