rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

http://strefa.rockmetal.art.pl/sylwetki/agalloch.jpg

i give u agalloch

l-r: german electro, steampunk, german electro, *smh*

haha i love these guys, they manage to look in every picture like no single member belongs in the band at all

this is classic imo

http://www.metaleater.com/images/bands/agalloch/a1.jpg

i mean seriously, a fucking pinecone?!?!?!

"why....yes."

http://www.gothtronic.com/Goth/img_/Music1/plaatje/Agalloch.jpg
"we are all uncomfortable"

yoooooooooooooooo
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fxT8zPCwO9Q/SfXlyOFUjpI/AAAAAAAAAFg/HpWJkEf1mL4/s400/dexterdarkthrone.jpg

for use on igoogle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/igoogle.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/5372_554281992318_3700497_32723901_.jpg

http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2006/11/16/479987/MastodonBorat.jpg

Mustis (keyboards; real name: Øyvind Mustaparta) and ICS Vortex (clean vocals, bass; real name: Simen Hestnæs) are no longer members of the Norwegian symphonic black metal band DIMMU BORGIR, according to a posting on Mustis' MySpace page...it should be rather telling that Mustis has set the "mood indicator" on his MySpace page to "betrayed."

genuine lols

indeed

omg

Tall men - is it a prerequisite?

This wants to be a metal thread.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/So181GV4lPI/AAAAAAAAC60/DNozh3oIcEg/s1600-h/travisgameaol.jpg

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the_game_travis_barker-lg-dubcnn.jpg

WTF

i found this GISing "michael akerfeldt"

http://www.yseras-auge.de/_/narrot/xgel9i.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/harrydouglasenslaved.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYBXxfg0F4

lollllllllll

god i love yip yips

i have no idea what's going on with this review, it reads like there's a joke i'm missing (acrostic????) but its blowing my mind regardless tbH

Behemoth
Evangelion (Metal Blade)

Poland's export quotient rolls out far less than its prime death metal exponent Behemoth, founded in 1991 Gda´nsk. Global economic collapse has thus circumvented both the Central European republic and the band's sole original singer/guitarist, Adam "Nergal" Darski. Evangelion, Behemoth's ninth LP, beckons tourism sure as late Polish film director Krzysztof Kieslowski or silver ECM horn Tomasz Stanko. As dense as the belching malevolence of 2005's Demigod yet more sonically homogenous and nowhere near as clutching as full-length predecessor The Apostasy (2007), the trio's latest batter platter nevertheless streamlines its Iron Age metallurgy as effectively as its previous career-high blitzkrieg. If evangelicals pledge Christian faith, Evangelion – translated in the liner notes as "the reward of good tidings, given to the messengers" – delivers anti-Christian fury in scientifically measured doses and scholarly genius. Pitting philosophers (Proust, Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Aleister Crowley, Caligula) against gods (Dionysus, Ra, Jesus), the exactly 42-minute Evangelion touches down first and foremost as a drum exegesis sure as the bombing of Dresden. Zbigniew Prominski (aka Inferno) plays God of Thunder on the massive rhythmic beatdown of "The Seed ov I," while "Transmigrating Beyond Realms ov Amenti" paddles cardiac arrest in the tomahawking percussion intro rushing into Nergal's roaring whirlpool of gladiator riffs and slaughterhouse leads. The Poles save best for last, "Lucifer" a black mass of tar-pit guitar sucking down a demon vocal on Evangelion's only native tongue proclamation, lyrics by Neoromantic poet Tadeusz Micinski. Metalurgiczny.

whats wrong with that

haha just kidding that's completely out to lunch

blut aus nord? butt ass nerd more like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 25, 2009 4:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^BOOMING POST^^^^

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"GIB"

GIBBY HANES
GIBBY HANES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paLlsEnOJyg&feature=player_embedded

that officially made my day'!

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2009/03/furze-sandvika-no-2006.jpg

"Black metal fan Peter"

i've seen that before. is that a peter beste?

no idea, came up with GIS for "black metal fan art" e_e

dying over the comment my friend chris put on glorior belli's myspace pic

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83325116&albumID=1071057&imageID=11312372

also, the fact that they had to approve it

(its the top comment duh)

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/echoedinnocence/frostandsatyr2.jpg

CAN

I

FEN

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/302/fenriz.png

but of course!

from: Roxy
Belphegor more like "Ball fag or....?"

from: Roxy
Agalloch more like I gag a lot

from: Roxy
Zoroaster more like Bore O Ass Turd

from: Roxy
Behemoth more like Beat him off

from: Roxy
Marduk more like more dick

to: Roxy
Suffocation more like Suck On Asians

from: Roxy
Carcass more like cock kiss

to: Roxy
Iron Maiden more like Flamin Gay Men

lol

sorry about all that hoos i was wiided and thought it was really hysterical

i was real proud of "suck on asians"

andy looked over my shoulder and saw me typing "bore o ass turd" and i felt really dumb lol

i shared all of these w/gf today and she lold

this was all started by you saying "butt ass nerd" which i relayed to andy and he was offended by it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpOJew3K79o&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ew0VtHmik