your terrible ideas

feels like a workable premise for an independent dark comedy film imo

They already have Dick's Last Resort for the first half. They already have Ale House for the second half

when concerts re-open, going to a Black Label Society with a protest sign that says "Stop the Squeal"

*show

An open world RPG where you play a hot shot gambler who goes around the city playing for money. It's pretty much like the side missions in Red Dead Redemption where you play poker etc, except gambling is the main aim of the game. There's probably a story with a love interest and card cheats and crooked casino owners etc,but very little in terms of violent action moments, it's all in how you play your cards

Actually this is not a terrible idea at all and I would play this

Yeah that seems like a p good idea.

Such a clearly good idea I'm surprised no one's done it (that I know of)

with some friends recently and staved off our starving kids by tossing them an unopened package of crackers which someone referred to as a 'sleeve of ritz' and it got compared to 'slivovitz' which led to the concept of some sort of delicacy where plum brandy is injected into sealed tubes of ritz crackers and left to macerate until a boozy gelatinous paste forms.

We pictured an overly earnest 2010 charcuterie provisions restaurant with a tattooed mustachioed person lovingly preparing grey tubes of slivovitz sleeves-of-ritz to hang and age in their brooklyn/portland storefront

The Resultant Pasterie

buying a custom tervis tumbler with text "I'm a government man"

please don't take a look at these hands

#onethread

Start a legal weed store as a front for an illegal weed store

Pay ppl 15 bucks an hour not to post

I’d take the deal so be careful what you wish for

Can this be retroactive to the two years in the mid-oughts when I wasn't posting?

I posted it in the bad ideas thread lads tbf

Also no we cant ive a houseboat to pay for

the post is coming from inside the houseboat

Cool-looking band t-shirts except they commemorate charity shop staples like Acker Bilk, Mario Lanza, Tijuana Brass, ABBA Greatest Hits III, Riverboat Banjo Band, Mantovani, Stars on 45 etc

Would buy

would rock a Starland Vocal Band sleeveless

I would legit rock a black Stars on 45 t shirt like this cover

https://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=501492&from=GPUSUK&utm_source=GooglePLA-GPUSUK&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=GS-EIL&gclid=CjwKCAiAkJKCBhAyEiwAKQBCklgUnRk7UKTEgBld3lOn-3fWj4NQtKmLhmhn_Ak5xJSJTVJ2CAf1exoCUMEQAvD_BwE

And there aren't half enough Boney M Nightflight To Venus Ts out and about

Cool-looking band t-shirts except they commemorate charity shop staples like Acker Bilk, Mario Lanza, Tijuana Brass, ABBA Greatest Hits III, Riverboat Banjo Band, Mantovani, Stars on 45 etc

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Seriously, this stuff would sell. See "amusingly wrong band/pic combination", "author name in metal font" etc.

i would guess the issue would be one of rights

When I was a teenager I made a tshirt of 'whipped cream and other delights'

A porcelain version of the main-and-two-sides styrofoam takeout container. Not sure how you hinge it.

picturing a version that says 'orange chicken' in both sides for reuse by panda express mall teens.

I've seen a standard polystyrene cup done in porceline. espresso cups on Amazon:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/219y1UPr4-L._AC_SY1000_.jpg

they do expanded polystyrene cups as well, the foamy ones

a gluten-free baking alternatives company called It Ain't Necessarily Dough

which makes me think of a regular old bread bakery called (Annoyed Grunt)

a synthetic ass company called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butthole"

a margarine company called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butthole"

Beloved! The Musical

a documentary detailing the history of the "check engine" light. we slowly learn that nobody knows where it came from -- it just began to show up in cars one day. and nobody knows what it means. mechanics fix it by calling a phone number. on the other end, a voice demands a task be carried out or a sacrifice in exchange for turning off the light.

A television dramedy titled "Shy Barabbas". Barabbas is shy and finds the loneliness excruciating. But he just can't work up the courage to make new friends. As a fed up adult, he finally makes an attempt, posting fliers around town. The fliers describe Barabbas' interests and promote a meeting of likeminded individuals. At the meeting, Barabbas is arrested by the Romans and sentenced to death as an insurrectionist. On Passover, Barabbas is overwhelmed by the support from a massive crowd, begging Pontius Pilate to free him. "We want Barabbas!" It's happening. They must have read his flier, and now Barabbas has found his friends. After he is freed and despite the recent frenzied chanting for his release, nobody from the crowd pays him any attention. They aren't so interested in Barabbas -- they really just wanted to murder Christ. Suppose this thing would run on AMC or something.

15 episode season. first episode would release week of christmas and reveal Barabbas as the little drummer boy.

As part of his run portraying as many iconic older white male Americans as possible, Tom Hanks stars as the titular director in forthcoming biopic Lynch.

I fear that I may have made that happen just by putting it out in the world, and I deeply apologize.

I initially thought of Vacceine (a caffeinated vaccine) but I figured why half-ass it and so now I'm proud to introduce Monster Energy Vax.

Breakin' Bad

A mash-up of Breakin' and Breaking Bad. I haven't really worked much of it out yet.

Better Call Soul

Jamie Foxx dies and comes back at Jimmy McGill, a lawyer who learns the secret of jazz to come back to life and defeat his electricity fearing brother. The jazz is fusion obv.

Or something, I never finished Soul or BCS.

I guess Walter White, but instead of meth, breakdancing, is enough of a concept.

Breakin' Bad is a pretty good terrible idea, but it sounds mainly like a launch pad for the inevitable (and necessary) sequel, Breakin' Bad II: Narcotic Boogaloo.

A tribute band named Bygone Errors, which plays only monophonic PC speaker music and sounds from the 1980s, on the original hardware.

A parody cover version of Marc Cohn's 'Walking In Memphis' called 'Corporate Memphis' about the currently popular corporate website style.

that could potentially get at least a few youtube clicks/shares/tweets/blorps

Well it was Corporate Memphis
Flat faceless dudes making business deals
It was just Corporate Memphis
I have at last forgotten how to feel

Breakin' Bad is a pretty good terrible idea, but it sounds mainly like a launch pad for the inevitable (and necessary) sequel, Breakin' Bad II: Narcotic Boogaloo.

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