your terrible ideas

I initially thought of Vacceine (a caffeinated vaccine) but I figured why half-ass it and so now I'm proud to introduce Monster Energy Vax.

Breakin' Bad

A mash-up of Breakin' and Breaking Bad. I haven't really worked much of it out yet.

Better Call Soul

Jamie Foxx dies and comes back at Jimmy McGill, a lawyer who learns the secret of jazz to come back to life and defeat his electricity fearing brother. The jazz is fusion obv.

Or something, I never finished Soul or BCS.

I guess Walter White, but instead of meth, breakdancing, is enough of a concept.

Breakin' Bad is a pretty good terrible idea, but it sounds mainly like a launch pad for the inevitable (and necessary) sequel, Breakin' Bad II: Narcotic Boogaloo.

A tribute band named Bygone Errors, which plays only monophonic PC speaker music and sounds from the 1980s, on the original hardware.

A parody cover version of Marc Cohn's 'Walking In Memphis' called 'Corporate Memphis' about the currently popular corporate website style.

that could potentially get at least a few youtube clicks/shares/tweets/blorps

Well it was Corporate Memphis
Flat faceless dudes making business deals
It was just Corporate Memphis
I have at last forgotten how to feel

Breakin' Bad is a pretty good terrible idea, but it sounds mainly like a launch pad for the inevitable (and necessary) sequel, Breakin' Bad II: Narcotic Boogaloo.

― Condé Nasty (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 14:46 (two hours ago) link

"I am the one who locks"

lol

hoo boy

SAY MY NAME
"boogaloo shrimp"
YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT

a dating app for cinephiles. no names ages or genders displayed (in the free version), just your top 10 movies.

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, January 26, 2021 10:18 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

What hath ILX wrought?

Vinylly

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/dating-app-vinylly-matches-people-according-to-their-taste-in-music-11515428

I want there to be a thing where over the next six months ton of super cheesy airbrushed pixelated bad typography images of DMX and Prince Philip together in heaven start to show up seemingly out of nowhere.

Images of them with halos and a fuzzy glow, drawn in the style of the "jesus, with you always" images, going fishing together or just hanging out and laughing like they both knew it was their destiny to be together forever in the afterlife and that a whole lot of people around the world believed this strongly enough that they made their own images to celebrate it finally happening.

Then six months later to craft some sort of insane conspiracy about this and get the q folks riled up and focusing on it.

Advert for Heinz Mayonnaise now with 50% extra free:
Just a guy squeezing a trail of mayonnaise out the bottle along the pavement as he walks home from the shop saying "I've actually got too much"

Ha ha ha"heinz mayonaise: it's up to you what you do with the other half" and it's just a stocky bloke giving it a lengthy squeeze into a river.

Okay no idea that made me laugh that hard can be that terrible.

Heinz makes mayonnaise?

in this imaginary world where one can have too much mayonnaise

I have some in my fridge

i don't think i've ever bought a jar of mayonnaise.

Squeezy bottles = the future of mayo

The present, even.

The future of mayo is aerosol cans.

Pre-mayonnaised bread slices

The other week in the supermarket I saw squeezy sauerkraut -and- squeezy sauerkraut combined with mustard!

I draw the line at squeezy Marmite.
Heinz mayo tastes weirdly of salad cream iirc? Yet is not actual Salad Cream.

my housemate is allergic to loads of things and reckons the Heinz variety is bad for him while cheap Lidl mayo is fine; he reckons there's more mustard int he Heinz stuff

speaking of mayonnaise. the idea of a "famous pimento cheese sandwich" is terrible. but it also works as a symbol of what The Masters is. an exclusive 'tradition' surrounding an experience that is ultimately a shredded cheddar and mayo mixture on wonderbread.

when you become president you get a free, endless supply of fried bologna

Reaction videos for books. Just some person reading a book and going "woah" or "yuck" or whatever and occasionally stopping to explain how they really liked that paragraph they just read.

Teens read "The Waste Land" for the first time

I was thinking about my reaction videos for books idea and was wondering if it would work better with audiobooks and then I'm thinking well that would basically just be audio commentaries for audio books and then it struck that the most terrible idea would probably be video commentaries for audio books which I guess is something like a music video except it's for an audio book

Would you have, like, more than one teen reading the book at the same time? So the faster reader gets to a certain part a bit sooner than the other?

silverfish i really like where this idea is going

there could also be reaction books for books. and it's just a photocopy of the book with writing all over it. like when somebody underlines a sentence fragment and writes "wow!" in the margin.

all proceeds to the reactor of course

oh nice, like irl comments on books!

very vintage, analog-feel

comments on books me, please

one in every ten vaccines should contain nutrients that make your farts smell like bakery fresh muffins

Pre-mayonnaised bread slices
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante)

welp, i gotta go to bed. there's nothing left to see today

A mash up of the weeknd’s star boy and the untitled goose game

a band that insists they make humorous parodies of popular songs "like weird al", but all of the parodies are straight covers with lyrics clumsily adjusted with "the song" or "the singer", e.g. the first verse of their parody of 'Helpless' would go something like:

There is a song about a town in North Ontario
With dream, comfort, memory to spare
And in the singer's mind, he still needs a place to go
All his changes were there

the singer would be cracking himself up the whole time, acting as if the lyrics were just the goofiest shit ever. maybe they cover an instrumental song in a different key and laugh themselves to death at the end.

as in:

There is a song in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a singer boy
And God, I know I'm one

?

Wait, like he's just singing along and then stares pointedly at the audience as the music drops out for half a second and drops 'THE SINGER' in a real stilted way and then returns to performing the song as straight as he can while doubling over with self-satisfied laughter? It's like you have a spy cam in my house or something, so eerie.

xpost Presumably 'And God...THE SINGER...knows...HE'S..one (uncontrollable guffaws)'

yeah and would be clumsier in rushing to add words so "There is a song about a house in New Orleans" where "thereisasongabouta" would be sung very quickly in the usual span of "there is a"