your terrible ideas

only worth it if paired with a trolly experiment at a metal show where dude walks by and waits for people to brag that they saw that band on their first tour or own their first demo and then expose them as posers on camera.

the show could be called

Poser Exposer

fake band shirts exists

Getting the guy at work who looks like a young Genesis P. Orridge to put on a camoflage jacket and front a Throbbing Gristle tribute band.

a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.

all

a butt that you wear over your butt to protect your butt

a film about the inventor, titled Onion Butt

a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.

― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 20:20 (yesterday) link

It can be called “Five People Don’t Like Huel”

A Twitter account or blog or something, slowly telling the story of an alternate universe in which the WWF's "Rock 'n' Wrestling Connection" was instead the "Jazz 'n' Wrestling Connection". This is based entirely around the idea that Keith Jarrett vs. Chick Corea would be a great Intercontinental Title feud.

Picturing a much different version of Herbie Hancock's 'Rockit' video rn

Have always entertained the idea of the "Rockit" video remade with live actors –– except for a mannequin playing Herbie's part.

Now I want to hear this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8yfCThSzE

played by this band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQSXoQcblqc

i have a strange affection for the kind of jobs that a kid would be interested in. railroad engineer. tugboat captain (i believe "master of towing" is the title) and will actively look into how i would go about getting those jobs, and then never pursue them. i could be using that time to look for realistic ways to advance in my current field of work but don't

this is a real terrible idea, but it hasn't happened yet

eventually, the "expanded universes" of star wars / marvel et al will become so expanded that it will be viable for everyone on earth to "live" there through VR or the matrix or whatever. the star wars real world will be filled with NPCs to talk to and beautiful locations, as well "living storylines" of empire/rebellion factions. literally everyone on earth will be somewhere in the star wars world, several generations departed from earth.

congrats, you've just pitched Ready Player One

ha, or the facebook metaverse thing

(i haven't seen/read either one, but i am trained to look at headlines and the rectangular images above them, slowly absorbing the edges of the ideas so that they can become terrible in my mind)

Like Westworld, but it's Naboo.

And - plot twist! - it turns out that the droids are robots

Terrible ideas UK edition: skip HS2 and go straight to HS3: Maglev.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyaKWY9HOc

Len cover band called Lem, with lyrics based on the Polish science fiction writer

It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.

a vaccine that also turns someone into a hibernating cube for a year and then after ay ear it wears off and they can move about and do things again.

a separate land for those that hibrenate, and they don't know why they're all together

It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.

― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, August 20, 2021 12:06 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.

I Cum Blood Boulevard

My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.

This is a disgrace. Suddenly, Crepitating Bowel Erosion Crescent doesn't seem so bad.

Hammer Smashed Face Lane

Slit Yer Guts Street

I can't give you Reign in Blood, but I can offer

https://i.imgur.com/UBCy8EI.png

There is a corner of Compton and Cambria in my town which sounds like a terrible early 2000s mashup release

Favor House Atlantic, Bitch

Relicking, but for cars

She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.

Interestingly, this is similar to the bad idea I had this morning, which is remaking Breaking Bad entirely from Skyler's perspective. Now I know some of you may be thinking 'oh, that could actually be a good idea if it were executed properly' but hear me out: I'm talking here about remaking the entire series very improperly and showing, episode-by-episode, what Skyler was up to while her husband was off being a maniac. So like the bottle episode in the meth lab will just be like Skyler grocery shopping or reading a book or whatever.

a bicycle with a samurai sword

Interestingly, this is similar to the bad idea I had this morning, which is remaking Breaking Bad entirely from Skyler's perspective. Now I know some of you may be thinking 'oh, that could actually be a good idea if it were executed properly' but hear me out: I'm talking here about remaking the entire series very improperly and showing, episode-by-episode, what Skyler was up to while her husband was off being a maniac. So like the bottle episode in the meth lab will just be like Skyler grocery shopping or reading a book or whatever.

That episode where she gives birth while Walt is MIA would be an emotional tour de force, total Emmy bait

I want to design one of those baby "activity centers" like this one:

https://images.app.goo.gl/zTpZoaAw4h36cGMM9

but instead make it like a DJ booth with little spinning records and buttons that make airhorn sounds.

def not a terrible idea! the quality of musical toys for little kids varies tremendously but the ones that are good are {chef's kiss}

Mozart Cube was incredible.

The Wolfgang You Love to Hate

a lot of these already exist

https://www.thetot.com/product/plantoys-dj-mixer-board/
https://www.amazon.com/Infantino-Spin-Slide-DJ-Panda/dp/B07CZJ7WMV/
https://www.adodsons.com/products/dj-mix-spin-studio-by-hape
https://www.target.com/p/baby-einstein-4-in-1-mix-38-roll-activity-walker-play-center/-/A-79499734
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/DDJ400--pioneer-dj-ddj-400-2-deck-rekordbox-dj-controller

yeah but i want something they can spin around in... plus the airhorn button

airhorn is key

https://www.amazon.co.uk/LeapFrog-Learn-Groove-Activity-Station/dp/B0002C6N16

> Relicking, but for cars

like ratrods?

http://cdn.animalhi.com/3008x2000/20121027/cars%20pontiac%20rusted%20rat%20rod%203008x2000%20wallpaper_www.animalhi.com_84.jpg

(not embedded because HUGE)

I know that you can buy decals of bullet holes and key scratches to temporarily make a nice car look like a beater, so as (presumably) to avoid being a tempting target for vandals. Or to make yourself look like a badass.

She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.

Tres mujeres as "Easy Top"
https://www.facebook.com/easytoppp

https://i.imgur.com/N0Y6oSO.jpg

I had that idea but it was called XX Top

There go my dreams of a Canadian tribute band called Zed Zed Top

All-female Weird Al tribute called Weird Aly Yankochick