Kazoo vapes.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 9 April 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
Inanimate object centered horror.
Cut - from perspective of a blade of grass, facing a lawnmower that threatens their existence
Puncture - from the perspective of a tire that is gashed by a nail and must fight to survive
Infected - A computer is affected by a virus which causes it to act in destructive ways
Reprogrammed - a VHS tape is recorded over, changing its memories and personality
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link
Art Exhibit: Standing behind table with electromagnet, erasing one by one VHS copies of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
― pplains, Thursday, 20 April 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
Reprogrammed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_M%C3%BCller-Fokker_Effect
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 20 April 2023 19:20 (one year ago) link
Midwest-themed bar/restaurant where the restrooms are marked Michigan and Wisconsin.
― peace, man, Sunday, 23 April 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link
a line of alternative rock-themed chips to include spicy cheese snack Chedd Hot Chili Peppers
― peace, man, Sunday, 23 April 2023 23:55 (one year ago) link
Neanderthal, I really like your horror movie ideas. Could imagine those as animated shorts.
― peace, man, Sunday, 23 April 2023 23:57 (one year ago) link
Libretto X - a covers band who perform Liberty X hits in an operatic style
― boxedjoy, Monday, 24 April 2023 07:37 (one year ago) link
A line of sex toys designed to look and feel exactly like each type of Little Debbie
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 April 2023 00:51 (one year ago) link
Oh dear lord
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 00:58 (one year ago) link
lmao
― budo jeru, Sunday, 30 April 2023 17:42 (one year ago) link
beware the Star Crunch
― peace, man, Monday, 1 May 2023 01:01 (one year ago) link
Tony, Toni, Tone!
A supergroup featuring bluegrass guitarist Tony Rice, Tony Braxton, and Tone Loc.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link
*Toni Braxton
I wanted to do a supergroup called Lordy, Lordi, Lorde featuring Eurovision winners Lordi and, uh, Lorde, but I don't think I ever came up with an act for the first name.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:55 (one year ago) link
Why not? You should!
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 13:59 (one year ago) link
Concept rendering
http://pixmeme.com/ww/UserImages/1d14cb7a-8660-44e5-b69b-1bc1e756cfa4.png
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:06 (one year ago) link
Iommi and Banks are also vying for that first slot.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:07 (one year ago) link
So there are standing desks and treadmill desks. Terrible idea: the pull-up desk. A pull-up bar is mounted along the front of the desktop, which is high up, so to type on a keyboard on the desk someone would have to do a one handed pull up and then quickly type a few characters before going back down again.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
emil.y at 2:55 24 May 23I wanted to do a supergroup called Lordy, Lordi, Lorde featuring Eurovision winners Lordi and, uh, Lorde, but I don't think I ever came up with an act for the first name.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link
I once had a similar concept with Miley Cyrus, Milli Vanilli, and Miles Davis
― Landfill Collins (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 18:34 (one year ago) link
I was trying to devise some inverse 12-tone composition theory where you can use whatever notes you want but you must play them forever in infinite combinations of temporal subdivisions
― brimstead, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 20:10 (one year ago) link
Dave Mustaine may have been unknowingly using that system for the last decade
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link
wacky updates to 12-tone composition seem like a good use for AI tbh
― budo jeru, Thursday, 25 May 2023 01:26 (one year ago) link
this is quite terrible but: how about if we reverse Julian May’s novel the many colored land and add some reverse jubilee flavor: say a portal appears in 1982 London, it takes a bunch of uncouth punks to the Galactic Millieu in the future where they horrify everyone there with their uncouth manners and body odor and completely ruin the stuffy vibe there; hijinks ensue
― brimstead, Sunday, 4 June 2023 19:29 (one year ago) link
a metal band called Putrid Decibel
― budo jeru, Saturday, 17 June 2023 15:54 (one year ago) link
A discussion platform that is just for people who live in Iowa or displaced Iowans who wish to discuss Iowa-related matters
It will be called Iowattsapp
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 23 June 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link
'Crash Into Me' + 'Tom Sawyer' mashup
― New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link
Hike up your skirt a little moreAnd show your warrior to meHis mind is not for rentTo any skirt or governmentIn a boy's dream
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 03:21 (one year ago) link
one can almost hear it
― New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 03:50 (one year ago) link
Stankin Donuts - a delicious donut shop that makes donuts in house, but despite the deliciousness, the donuts reek to high heaven
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 June 2023 13:38 (one year ago) link
mixing u2’s with or without you” into fingers inc’s “shadows” or vice versa
― brimstead, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 18:42 (one year ago) link
Someone else's terrible idea, the Terry's Chocolate Lemon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVeEW_bB6Q
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 9 July 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link
Can imagine a white chocolate lemon one being nice
― kinder, Sunday, 9 July 2023 19:24 (one year ago) link
a thread for mentioning new exciting threads or threads with interesting activity so I can just bookmark that one thread and won't need to scroll sna
― corrs unplugged, Monday, 10 July 2023 09:17 (one year ago) link
isn't that New Questions?
https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/RecentQuestionsControllerServlet?boardid=63&offset=0
― koogs, Monday, 10 July 2023 11:26 (one year ago) link
or, probably better, Site New Questions
https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewQuestionsControllerServlet
― koogs, Monday, 10 July 2023 11:27 (one year ago) link
it is indeed yeahI admit it's a terrible ideasometimes a random old thread I've not bookmarked is revived with lots of interesting chatter, I've the fear of missing out
― corrs unplugged, Monday, 10 July 2023 11:32 (one year ago) link
If you were the sort of person that Davud Brooks would describe as a "bourgeois bohemian" and someone were to try to monetize your fear of missing out by offering you access to two exciting threads for the price of one, that might be termed BOBO FOMO BOGO.
Then Styx could write a song about it, the refrain of which might begin "domo arigato..."
― Exit, pursued by a beer (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 July 2023 11:40 (one year ago) link
for parties: a long-handled usher's basket full of amber bocks
― New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 July 2023 23:05 (one year ago) link
there should be a #onethread mode, reading only
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 July 2023 23:08 (one year ago) link
an electric noise-canceling screen for taxi cabs between driver and passenger, that's only deactivated when both parties toggle "i feel like chatting"
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 00:41 (one year ago) link
wu-tang branded database software - ODBMS
― koogs, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 12:22 (one year ago) link
ODBMS could also be a laxative
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 13:21 (one year ago) link
I guess they're old if you needed a laxative
― New No-No Bettencourt (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 14:42 (one year ago) link
A classic rock cover band that throws in additional words and beats to the measure of songs so that listeners experience a disruption of the cathartic anthemic choruses. For example
Take me down to the Paradise City/Where the grass is emerald green and the girls are pretty
Whoa, we're fifty percent of the way there/Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer
Any way that you want it/That is the way you need it
― peace, man, Monday, 7 August 2023 12:28 (one year ago) link
I like that idea and I feel like you could really take the disruption/denial to an extreme, like time it to exactly the most climactic moments of the chorus and make the melody kind of trail off for a couple of beats.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 7 August 2023 13:09 (one year ago) link
Ha, I was just thinking about something like this.
We don't need any indoctrination.We don't need any thought control.
― pplains, Monday, 7 August 2023 13:12 (one year ago) link
No indoctrination in the classroom.
I love that idea, it's so very Andy Kaufman
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 August 2023 13:27 (one year ago) link