A film sequel to Little Women, Meg Jo and the others move to the big city! It’s called: Pretty Women
― Snoopy is a cat, who lives in a cage (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 20 August 2023 01:46 (one year ago) link
A youtube video where I play "pieces" by Sum 41 in thw style of Oliver Anthony's GOP pun song
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link
It Takes The Nation of Islam to Hold Us Back
https://i.imgur.com/py2FOgf.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 25 August 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link
MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.
― clemenza, Thursday, 31 August 2023 11:15 (one year ago) link
Rappers who do live shows which are only live recreations of their skits
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:05 (one year ago) link
An Elvis impersonator doing a cover verion of the Pet Shop Boys' 'DJ Culture'.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2023 10:24 (one year ago) link
If they're not being kissed by killer whales, I'm not going.
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
A weed store that sells custom one-of-a-kind blends...
Non-Fungible Tokin'
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 17:11 (eleven months ago) link
Unfound footage horror.
where characters spend 90 minutes lamenting that there is no recovered video of what happened to their loved one and they are no closer to understanding what happened then the film just eventually ending abruptly.
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:35 (eleven months ago) link
Parody cover band called Bob Marley and the Waiters, with songs like "Put It Off" and "Rastaman Procrastination"
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:51 (eleven months ago) link
Exo-doss
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 01:56 (eleven months ago) link
Redemption Slog
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 06:21 (eleven months ago) link
"Waiting in Vain" is RIGHT THERE, people.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:24 (eleven months ago) link
Get Up (later) Stand Up (eventually)
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:26 (eleven months ago) link
Chant Down Babylon Tomorrow
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:17 (eleven months ago) link
4000 Years
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:06 (eleven months ago) link
Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."
E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."
― Breakfast at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:13 (eleven months ago) link
country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:26 (eleven months ago) link
movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:31 (eleven months ago) link
self help book "wank your way to inner peace"
― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 08:32 (eleven months ago) link
Experimental bodybuilding:Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 11:25 (eleven months ago) link
for the booty of the earth
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (eleven months ago) link
AI toilet that wipes your butt for you
but sometimes incorrectly
could it be called Weyeps Blutt
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 23:55 (eleven months ago) link
Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:52 (eleven months ago) link
The Shipping Forecast
A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.
Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.
― emil.y, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:17 (ten months ago) link
a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 November 2023 07:38 (ten months ago) link
lmao
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:42 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp
― don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:49 (ten months ago) link
In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:50 (ten months ago) link
...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 5 November 2023 23:20 (ten months ago) link
Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 November 2023 22:18 (nine months ago) link
A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:08 (nine months ago) link
Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:42 (nine months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE
― brimstead, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:53 (nine months ago) link
lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:21 (nine months ago) link
Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd
https://xkcd.com/2852
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:08 (nine months ago) link
I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by theirdedication to generating max stupidity.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:20 (nine months ago) link
An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 20:54 (seven months ago) link
Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 April 2024 20:51 (five months ago) link
And this guy on drums?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
― meatster of puppets (peace, man), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:45 (five months ago) link
there should be a new Hays Code, only instead of requiring adherency to decency standards, it should have only one rule - that all biopics have to be a minimum of 35% inaccurate, and there has to be sorcery in them at some point.
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 May 2024 16:02 (four months ago) link
A shock collar for music journalists, delivers a painful zap whenever they write "hypnagogic".
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 23:20 (four months ago) link
a new gameshow, champion of sleep, in which contestants try to fall asleep in increasingly difficult locations. a crowded bar, a rock concert, outdoors in the rain, during a dental examination...
― ledge, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:19 (four months ago) link
I'd enter that! Almost passing out on the train now. That's where I'm a viking!
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:22 (four months ago) link
My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:03 (four months ago) link
Chips made out of ice cream conesDips are like slightly melted ice creamProfit
― brimstead, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:38 (four months ago) link
bands should play live albums live
recreate the stage banter from famous setsany infamous fightsmistakes re-made
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:40 (four months ago) link
great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:47 (four months ago) link