but sometimes incorrectly
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:04 (eleven months ago) link
could it be called Weyeps Blutt
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 23:55 (eleven months ago) link
Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 27 October 2023 15:52 (eleven months ago) link
The Shipping Forecast
A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.
Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.
― emil.y, Friday, 3 November 2023 04:17 (ten months ago) link
a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers
― corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 November 2023 07:38 (ten months ago) link
lmao
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:42 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp
― don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:49 (ten months ago) link
In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:50 (ten months ago) link
...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 5 November 2023 23:20 (ten months ago) link
Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 30 November 2023 22:18 (ten months ago) link
A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.
― silverfish, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 17:08 (nine months ago) link
Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:42 (nine months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE
― brimstead, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:53 (nine months ago) link
lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 20:21 (nine months ago) link
Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd
https://xkcd.com/2852
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:08 (nine months ago) link
I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by theirdedication to generating max stupidity.
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 21:20 (nine months ago) link
An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 20:54 (seven months ago) link
Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 April 2024 20:51 (five months ago) link
And this guy on drums?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
― meatster of puppets (peace, man), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:45 (five months ago) link
there should be a new Hays Code, only instead of requiring adherency to decency standards, it should have only one rule - that all biopics have to be a minimum of 35% inaccurate, and there has to be sorcery in them at some point.
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 May 2024 16:02 (four months ago) link
A shock collar for music journalists, delivers a painful zap whenever they write "hypnagogic".
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 23:20 (four months ago) link
a new gameshow, champion of sleep, in which contestants try to fall asleep in increasingly difficult locations. a crowded bar, a rock concert, outdoors in the rain, during a dental examination...
― ledge, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:19 (four months ago) link
I'd enter that! Almost passing out on the train now. That's where I'm a viking!
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 19:22 (four months ago) link
My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:03 (four months ago) link
Chips made out of ice cream conesDips are like slightly melted ice creamProfit
― brimstead, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:38 (four months ago) link
bands should play live albums live
recreate the stage banter from famous setsany infamous fightsmistakes re-made
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:40 (four months ago) link
great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:47 (four months ago) link
"KANSAS presents, one night only...
their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:54 (four months ago) link
Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course
― brimstead, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:18 (four months ago) link
oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:19 (four months ago) link
I really want a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my SHIRT" - does this exist?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:24 (four months ago) link
I feel like a "Don't ask me about my SHIRT" t-shirt would be better
― silverfish, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:38 (four months ago) link
I'm going to write a book where I dress as a 70s disco habitué and reveal my encounters with rockism in present-day society.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:46 (four months ago) link
Glam Like Me
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 15:04 (four months ago) link
Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"
... ends up publishing "Gay Me".
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2024 16:18 (four months ago) link
Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:51 (four months ago) link
man alive! Hey
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:54 (four months ago) link
the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:00 (four months ago) link
Hey YMP!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 23:40 (four months ago) link
biopic should be defined ongoing as a film of someone going to the bathroom. biographical films should be called Wikipedia on Film
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 03:14 (three months ago) link
edible pro audio equipment & medical supplies
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:51 (three months ago) link
a cover of charles lloyd's "TM" but it's about cock and ball torture
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:57 (three months ago) link
A cover version of Billy Joel's 'Allentown' but titled 'Camden Town' and with new lyrics such as:
Well we're waiting here in Camden Townfor the Cool Brittania we never found
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 19 June 2024 18:23 (three months ago) link
for dogs that constantly eat other dogs' shit...
a type of doggy treat that smells and looks like shit, but is actually full of helpful nutrients
Feces Pieces
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 June 2024 15:56 (three months ago) link
A coffee place called "Small Bach Roasters." The logo is a tiny J.S. Bach (perhaps with his tininess emphasized by a coffee mug for scale)
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 June 2024 15:43 (three months ago) link
Remaster of Ken Burns' "The Civil War" except instead of slow pans across bloody battlefields, A.I. is used to animate Matthew Brady's photos.
Just picturing a sepia three-eared Stonewall Jackson, his mouth fluttering open and closed like a tarp tied too loosely to the back of a pick-up truck.
― pplains, Friday, 28 June 2024 15:51 (three months ago) link
hahaha, I like that idea
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 June 2024 15:59 (three months ago) link
putting tea into an espresso machine to make concentrated shots of extremely strong tea
then you could add water to make it just like normal tea again. this would be called the "teamericano"
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 July 2024 14:41 (two months ago) link
There's a dude I follow on instagram who demos all kinds of espresso equipment and sometimes he does weird stuff like putting cocoa in the portafilter or a lemon at the bottom of it. Possible he's tried tea bags.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 July 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link
I've had the sound of this stuck in my head for a week - it's a hip-hop cover of Fast Car in shitty rap-singing (think like 50 Cent singing a hook), but it's completely straight, no changes to the lyrics, done all the way through.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 7 July 2024 23:09 (two months ago) link