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My kids invented an Olympic event called “Sleed” where competitors fall asleep in a sled hooked up to sleep monitors and then are pushed down ski slopes. The person who stays asleep the longest wins. And staying up all night the night before so you’re extra tired is considered cheating.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:03 (two weeks ago) link

Chips made out of ice cream cones

Dips are like slightly melted ice cream

Profit

brimstead, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:38 (two weeks ago) link

bands should play live albums live

recreate the stage banter from famous sets
any infamous fights
mistakes re-made

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:40 (one week ago) link

great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:47 (one week ago) link

"KANSAS presents, one night only...

their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:54 (one week ago) link

Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course

brimstead, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:18 (one week ago) link

oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:19 (one week ago) link

I really want a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my SHIRT" - does this exist?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:24 (three days ago) link

I feel like a "Don't ask me about my SHIRT" t-shirt would be better

silverfish, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:38 (three days ago) link

I'm going to write a book where I dress as a 70s disco habitué and reveal my encounters with rockism in present-day society.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:46 (two days ago) link

Glam Like Me

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 15:04 (yesterday) link

Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"

... ends up publishing "Gay Me".

pplains, Friday, 31 May 2024 16:18 (yesterday) link

Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:51 (yesterday) link

man alive! Hey

Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:54 (yesterday) link

the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:00 (yesterday) link

Hey YMP!

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 23:40 (yesterday) link


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