Glam Like Me
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 15:04 (three months ago) link
Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"
... ends up publishing "Gay Me".
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2024 16:18 (three months ago) link
Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:51 (three months ago) link
man alive! Hey
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:54 (three months ago) link
the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:00 (three months ago) link
Hey YMP!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 23:40 (three months ago) link
biopic should be defined ongoing as a film of someone going to the bathroom. biographical films should be called Wikipedia on Film
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 03:14 (three months ago) link
edible pro audio equipment & medical supplies
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:51 (three months ago) link
a cover of charles lloyd's "TM" but it's about cock and ball torture
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:57 (three months ago) link
A cover version of Billy Joel's 'Allentown' but titled 'Camden Town' and with new lyrics such as:
Well we're waiting here in Camden Townfor the Cool Brittania we never found
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 19 June 2024 18:23 (three months ago) link
for dogs that constantly eat other dogs' shit...
a type of doggy treat that smells and looks like shit, but is actually full of helpful nutrients
Feces Pieces
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 June 2024 15:56 (three months ago) link
A coffee place called "Small Bach Roasters." The logo is a tiny J.S. Bach (perhaps with his tininess emphasized by a coffee mug for scale)
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 June 2024 15:43 (two months ago) link
Remaster of Ken Burns' "The Civil War" except instead of slow pans across bloody battlefields, A.I. is used to animate Matthew Brady's photos.
Just picturing a sepia three-eared Stonewall Jackson, his mouth fluttering open and closed like a tarp tied too loosely to the back of a pick-up truck.
― pplains, Friday, 28 June 2024 15:51 (two months ago) link
hahaha, I like that idea
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 June 2024 15:59 (two months ago) link
putting tea into an espresso machine to make concentrated shots of extremely strong tea
then you could add water to make it just like normal tea again. this would be called the "teamericano"
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 July 2024 14:41 (two months ago) link
There's a dude I follow on instagram who demos all kinds of espresso equipment and sometimes he does weird stuff like putting cocoa in the portafilter or a lemon at the bottom of it. Possible he's tried tea bags.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 July 2024 21:49 (two months ago) link
I've had the sound of this stuck in my head for a week - it's a hip-hop cover of Fast Car in shitty rap-singing (think like 50 Cent singing a hook), but it's completely straight, no changes to the lyrics, done all the way through.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 7 July 2024 23:09 (two months ago) link
I can hear it and I love it
― Holy, Sunday, 14 July 2024 18:34 (two months ago) link
A Muppet parody of The Bear The Bear is Fozzy. Kermit is Carmy and Miss Piggy calls him Carmy in the same voice she would say “Kermie“.Off to join the WGA.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 July 2024 21:01 (two months ago) link
next Euros have England be the only team in it.
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 July 2024 21:04 (two months ago) link
Commando: Home Alone. Arnold reprises his role as John Matrix in this crossover film. This time the burglars have really picked the wrong house.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 18 July 2024 01:06 (two months ago) link
somehow that reminds me of an idea i had to develop a mythology where "altered states" is a sequel to "jungle 2 jungle", where the william hurt character leaves academia and goes into the private sector and becomes tim allen
― budo jeru, Thursday, 18 July 2024 14:51 (two months ago) link
sounds like Lost Highway
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 July 2024 14:51 (two months ago) link
A 2024 record by ? and the Mysterians called "58 Years", where the singer details all the horrible life events that have happened to the female subject of the song in the decades since she left him and he recorded "96 Tears"
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 July 2024 15:21 (two months ago) link
I would prefer if John Matrix were the one trying to get into the house, like maybe he put the wrong address in google maps for where his kidnapped daughter is being held.
― silverfish, Thursday, 18 July 2024 15:52 (two months ago) link
I was amusing myself today imagining a guy who unironically refers to his toes as "The Wolf Pack"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 22 July 2024 03:36 (two months ago) link
Ha!
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 22 July 2024 07:35 (two months ago) link
need to get these puppies outta my boots before they start to hoooowl
― budo jeru, Monday, July 22, 2024 4:26 PM (sixteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Monday, 22 July 2024 21:27 (two months ago) link
haha what thread?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 22 July 2024 21:28 (two months ago) link
rejected JBR screen names
― budo jeru, Monday, 22 July 2024 21:34 (two months ago) link
Godzilla Minus One, a Jazz play along record.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 01:43 (two months ago) link
Read that as Godzilla Mingus One
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 July 2024 03:05 (two months ago) link
Someone else's terrible idea - a keyring for your car keys that's a miniature of your car's number plate. Terrible because if you lose your keys, whoever picks them up could then find your car and steal it.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 9 August 2024 16:52 (one month ago) link
a reality television show where they bring on people who are known for telling outlandish tall tales about things that allegedly happen to them to look badass, and then acquaintances of that person who were there when these events happen, with the latter throwing cold water on the cool stories OP was telling and sharing what actually happened.
"one time I stole a car and was chased by the police"
"no actually, you borrowed your mother's car, with permission, and the cops were chasing another vehicle ahead of you and you pulled over"
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2024 14:50 (one month ago) link
A jazz band featuring AI generated vocals of the former US Vice President, called Al Gore Rhythms
― Sade of the Del Amitri (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 16:04 (one month ago) link
Yo La Tengo cover band that performs inside a protective plastic bubble, called Noli Me Tangere
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 13 August 2024 19:43 (one month ago) link
public toilets with a handle attached to the flush lever so that you never have to touch the dirty flush lever
― budo jeru, Sunday, 18 August 2024 16:07 (one month ago) link
But the handle will be dirty
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 18 August 2024 19:11 (one month ago) link
floor mounted flushes that you can step on
― koogs, Sunday, 18 August 2024 19:23 (one month ago) link
I've seen those in trains. Not a terrible idea, but they often don't work.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 18 August 2024 19:26 (one month ago) link
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, August 18, 2024 2:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lol exactly, see thread title
― budo jeru, Monday, 19 August 2024 10:35 (one month ago) link
There is a bucket of disposable, single use handles for people who are concerned about that*
*the handles are sitting in pickle juice
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 19 August 2024 12:07 (one month ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GU7cPbEXsAA_AOA?format=jpg&name=small
I was thinking, did I once see a pic of Russian public toilets with glass barrier walls, not like the self-cleaning sealed Japanese ones that turn opaque as soon as you shut the door. No, just glass.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 19 August 2024 21:13 (one month ago) link
Golf umbrella javelin. Just like regular javelin, but with a golf umbrella instead of a javelin.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 24 August 2024 17:56 (one month ago) link
Instead of releasing these £200 expanded box sets, they should rerelease classic albums with a bunch of tracks missing and/or faded out early and sell then for like £8. I mean, who's got the time and/or money these days ya know?
― Sade of the Del Amitri (dog latin), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 18:59 (four weeks ago) link
the irregular underwear of music
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 19:04 (four weeks ago) link
or the box sets could be reliced and made to look like they were stolen from Target, missing 7 of the 8 LPs, liner notes have been encrusted with a true-to-life snot stain and "weed" crumbles. this would obviously make them more expensive, though, not less
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 28 August 2024 21:39 (four weeks ago) link
Two chocolate bars that combine the top and bottom halves of a Snickers and a Double Decker. 'Dickers' = the peanuts & caramel top of the Snickers combined with the biscuit-crispy bottom of the Double Decker. So called because that's what you'll say when inevitably bits of it get stuck in/between your teeth/filling. 'Milky Why?' = the nougat half of both bars.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 20:16 (four years ago)
I tried this out this afternoon and it is indeed a terrible idea. The 'Milky Why?' has an interesting flavour, being comprised of two different chocolates and two different nougats. But without the biscuit base of the Double Decker, that nougat almost has the texture of cheap bubblegum. I was left chewing for a while. The 'Dickers' manages to be even worse. I correctly predicted the dental hazard of this combination but the texture and flavour I didn't expect. It was like eating a piece of coarsely crumbling tarmac coated in chocolate, and there was a strong aftertaste of burnt caramel and peanuts.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 22 September 2024 15:50 (five days ago) link
I misread something last night as Da Vinci Donuts, then decided that a great name for a donut chain would be Masterpiece Donuts
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 00:53 (three days ago) link