your terrible ideas

for dogs that constantly eat other dogs' shit...

a type of doggy treat that smells and looks like shit, but is actually full of helpful nutrients

Feces Pieces

A coffee place called "Small Bach Roasters." The logo is a tiny J.S. Bach (perhaps with his tininess emphasized by a coffee mug for scale)

Remaster of Ken Burns' "The Civil War" except instead of slow pans across bloody battlefields, A.I. is used to animate Matthew Brady's photos.

Just picturing a sepia three-eared Stonewall Jackson, his mouth fluttering open and closed like a tarp tied too loosely to the back of a pick-up truck.

hahaha, I like that idea