17. Sell white rice dyed brown to exploit gullible newcomers to the health food world (long time health food consumers would probably see right through the scam.) The brand would be called "Rice that is Brown" rather than "So-and-So brown rice" and list the ingredients in super timy print.
― latebloomer, Friday, 11 September 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
eh..tiny print
― latebloomer, Friday, 11 September 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link
haha the next step would be "Rice that is Multiethnic" and it would just be bag of Fruity Pebbles.
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Friday, 11 September 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
would that actually like... save you any money?
― mountain G.O.A.T. (s1ocki), Friday, 11 September 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
slocki you don't get it--IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!
― ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 06:36 (fourteen years ago) link
1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.
7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.
18. an adaptation of Do You Remember Love?/Macross for the musical theater/broadway stage.
― tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe less terrible and more so not gonna happen why bc i am lazy
im dying over rice that is brown
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
19. Putting a book of my poetry out20. Taking up a drug habit on the back of the highly unlikely profits from this anthology of work (any suggestions for the drugs?)
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 September 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 14 September 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
21. Combination mezzuzah and bottle opener, so you're never at a loss with a cold beer in your hand.
― that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(xxpost) not my terrible idea, but someone once suggested to me, in all seriousness, that I become a smack head in order to guarantee that I could continue to claim benefits.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 14 September 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
patoetry plzzz
― jergins, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
art project involving tramp stamps, semen and polaroid camera.
― ian, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
A Terrible Plan!
― velko, Monday, 14 September 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
tramp stamps on actual tramps
― fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link
like, hoboes
i thought it would be great an edgy brooklyn gallery! you know, like, transgressive sexuality & the mainstream appeal of defacing the body. or something.
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
you have to go for that obsessive all-over-composition style in the installation ... also you need typewritten descriptions of the context for each photo
― Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
make the stamp say something edgy like "FEMINISM" or "ART" or something
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
the images will be titled with the content of the stamp.
for example:daisies no. 2chinese character nos. 1-3
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe you can install them onto a traced map of your city, with push pins, and place them in the locations where the people live or were photographed, and it could be a commentary on gentrification or routes travelled.
― Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm trying to combine all the edgy art trends I can think of ...
― Suggest Bander-Meinhof Complex (sarahel), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link
^feelin this
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dunk-hunt-tramp-stamp.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thesicness.com/pics/march09/03072009/tramp_stamp.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I think a pretty funny tramp stamp would be a second asshole
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/tramp_stamp_inspector_mug-p168228570079141682qzje_400.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link
u drunk
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Nope and I still stand by that statement.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"dunk hunt"
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
20-something. momus hosts a cooking show called "cumin in a girl's mouth"
― chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
otherwise known as "Monday" in Japan
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 October 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Freak out the receptionist at work.
Sorry John, but I like to freak you out
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread reminds me of a scene from Office Space:
TOM: You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!
MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!
The confident, oblivious way Tom answers Michael Bolton always makes me smile.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Staying on to train my replacement.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 October 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
tbf is that YOUR terrible idea, or the terrible idea of the management?
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
you had better tell him about the hardline no homophobes policy.
― ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
my terrible idea. i haven't actually suggested it to anyone as they don't even know i'm leaving yet, but i'm considering it. means my two weeks notice would maybe be extended by one week.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Is it the kind of place, where if you concede to doing that, they could be nice and let you collect unemployment?
― sarahel, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Blind Items...OF THE FUTURE
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Sunday, 18 October 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
this yoga place here in the DC area had the terrible idea to send around a halloween promo email that says HAPPY YOGA'WEEN
at first I was like.. what! they are starting a yoga class with only music from WEEN? sadly, they aren't
― what kind of money? obama money! (daria-g), Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
lol yoga'ween is utterly ridiculous.
my current terrible idea is crushing on a woman fifteen years older than me.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sure she'd be flattered
― sarahel, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i'd rather get some snuggling tbh.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i always joked that since my last two relationship fell apart when the lady turned thirty, i really wanted to try dating someone on the cusp of 40; this lady is 39. sigh.
be careful.
― (: (: (: (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
well, yeah.
― ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw a sticker on a car today that looked like a rastafied Motorhead logo and thought it might have said "Märleyhead". If this hasn't been done it would be a pretty terrible idea for a cover band - play the Bob songs Lemmy style and the Lemmy songs Bob style.
― joygoat, Thursday, 29 October 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
bands should play live albums live
recreate the stage banter from famous setsany infamous fightsmistakes re-made
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:40 (one month ago) link
great idea. would it be their own famous live albums, or other people's?
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:47 (one month ago) link
"KANSAS presents, one night only...
their rendition of IGGY POP'S Metallic K.O."
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:54 (one month ago) link
Neanderthal have you heard The Residents “cover album” of James Brown’s live at the apollo? They recreate all the ad libs and banter and the introduction etc, very strange sounding of course
― brimstead, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:18 (one month ago) link
oh no but see I knew someone had to have done it!
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:19 (one month ago) link
I really want a t-shirt that says "Ask me about my SHIRT" - does this exist?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:24 (one month ago) link
I feel like a "Don't ask me about my SHIRT" t-shirt would be better
― silverfish, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 18:38 (one month ago) link
I'm going to write a book where I dress as a 70s disco habitué and reveal my encounters with rockism in present-day society.
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:46 (one month ago) link
Glam Like Me
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 15:04 (one month ago) link
Right-winger sets out to write "Gay Like Me"
... ends up publishing "Gay Me".
― pplains, Friday, 31 May 2024 16:18 (one month ago) link
Wouldn’t “Gay Like Me” imply a person going undercover as gay to see how gay people are treated, and thus not be a right wing idea?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:51 (one month ago) link
man alive! Hey
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 31 May 2024 18:54 (one month ago) link
the reverse is a book about how someone who was previously intolerant grew to embrace gay culture, called Me Like Gay
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 May 2024 19:00 (one month ago) link
Hey YMP!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 May 2024 23:40 (one month ago) link
biopic should be defined ongoing as a film of someone going to the bathroom. biographical films should be called Wikipedia on Film
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 03:14 (one month ago) link
edible pro audio equipment & medical supplies
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:51 (one month ago) link
a cover of charles lloyd's "TM" but it's about cock and ball torture
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 20:57 (one month ago) link
A cover version of Billy Joel's 'Allentown' but titled 'Camden Town' and with new lyrics such as:
Well we're waiting here in Camden Townfor the Cool Brittania we never found
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 19 June 2024 18:23 (one month ago) link
for dogs that constantly eat other dogs' shit...
a type of doggy treat that smells and looks like shit, but is actually full of helpful nutrients
Feces Pieces
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 June 2024 15:56 (one month ago) link
A coffee place called "Small Bach Roasters." The logo is a tiny J.S. Bach (perhaps with his tininess emphasized by a coffee mug for scale)
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 June 2024 15:43 (three weeks ago) link
Remaster of Ken Burns' "The Civil War" except instead of slow pans across bloody battlefields, A.I. is used to animate Matthew Brady's photos.
Just picturing a sepia three-eared Stonewall Jackson, his mouth fluttering open and closed like a tarp tied too loosely to the back of a pick-up truck.
― pplains, Friday, 28 June 2024 15:51 (three weeks ago) link
hahaha, I like that idea
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 June 2024 15:59 (three weeks ago) link
putting tea into an espresso machine to make concentrated shots of extremely strong tea
then you could add water to make it just like normal tea again. this would be called the "teamericano"
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 July 2024 14:41 (two weeks ago) link
There's a dude I follow on instagram who demos all kinds of espresso equipment and sometimes he does weird stuff like putting cocoa in the portafilter or a lemon at the bottom of it. Possible he's tried tea bags.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 July 2024 21:49 (two weeks ago) link
I've had the sound of this stuck in my head for a week - it's a hip-hop cover of Fast Car in shitty rap-singing (think like 50 Cent singing a hook), but it's completely straight, no changes to the lyrics, done all the way through.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 7 July 2024 23:09 (two weeks ago) link
I can hear it and I love it
― Holy, Sunday, 14 July 2024 18:34 (one week ago) link
A Muppet parody of The Bear The Bear is Fozzy. Kermit is Carmy and Miss Piggy calls him Carmy in the same voice she would say “Kermie“.Off to join the WGA.
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 July 2024 21:01 (one week ago) link
next Euros have England be the only team in it.
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 July 2024 21:04 (one week ago) link
Commando: Home Alone. Arnold reprises his role as John Matrix in this crossover film. This time the burglars have really picked the wrong house.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 18 July 2024 01:06 (three days ago) link
somehow that reminds me of an idea i had to develop a mythology where "altered states" is a sequel to "jungle 2 jungle", where the william hurt character leaves academia and goes into the private sector and becomes tim allen
― budo jeru, Thursday, 18 July 2024 14:51 (three days ago) link
sounds like Lost Highway
― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 July 2024 14:51 (three days ago) link
A 2024 record by ? and the Mysterians called "58 Years", where the singer details all the horrible life events that have happened to the female subject of the song in the decades since she left him and he recorded "96 Tears"
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 July 2024 15:21 (three days ago) link
I would prefer if John Matrix were the one trying to get into the house, like maybe he put the wrong address in google maps for where his kidnapped daughter is being held.
― silverfish, Thursday, 18 July 2024 15:52 (three days ago) link