your terrible ideas

(xxpost) not my terrible idea, but someone once suggested to me, in all seriousness, that I become a smack head in order to guarantee that I could continue to claim benefits.

patoetry plzzz

art project involving tramp stamps, semen and polaroid camera.

A Terrible Plan!

tramp stamps on actual tramps

like, hoboes

i thought it would be great an edgy brooklyn gallery! you know, like, transgressive sexuality & the mainstream appeal of defacing the body. or something.

you have to go for that obsessive all-over-composition style in the installation ... also you need typewritten descriptions of the context for each photo

make the stamp say something edgy like "FEMINISM" or "ART" or something

the images will be titled with the content of the stamp.

for example:
daisies no. 2
chinese character nos. 1-3

maybe you can install them onto a traced map of your city, with push pins, and place them in the locations where the people live or were photographed, and it could be a commentary on gentrification or routes travelled.

I'm trying to combine all the edgy art trends I can think of ...

^feelin this

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dunk-hunt-tramp-stamp.jpg

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg

http://www.thesicness.com/pics/march09/03072009/tramp_stamp.jpg

I think a pretty funny tramp stamp would be a second asshole

http://rlv.zcache.com/tramp_stamp_inspector_mug-p168228570079141682qzje_400.jpg

idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.

u drunk

Nope and I still stand by that statement.

"dunk hunt"

20-something. momus hosts a cooking show called "cumin in a girl's mouth"

otherwise known as "Monday" in Japan

Freak out the receptionist at work.

Sorry John, but I like to freak you out

This thread reminds me of a scene from Office Space:

TOM: You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!

MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!

The confident, oblivious way Tom answers Michael Bolton always makes me smile.

Staying on to train my replacement.

tbf is that YOUR terrible idea, or the terrible idea of the management?

you had better tell him about the hardline no homophobes policy.

my terrible idea. i haven't actually suggested it to anyone as they don't even know i'm leaving yet, but i'm considering it. means my two weeks notice would maybe be extended by one week.

Is it the kind of place, where if you concede to doing that, they could be nice and let you collect unemployment?

Blind Items...OF THE FUTURE

this yoga place here in the DC area had the terrible idea to send around a halloween promo email that says HAPPY YOGA'WEEN

at first I was like.. what! they are starting a yoga class with only music from WEEN? sadly, they aren't

lol yoga'ween is utterly ridiculous.

my current terrible idea is crushing on a woman fifteen years older than me.

i'm sure she'd be flattered

yeah, i'd rather get some snuggling tbh.

i always joked that since my last two relationship fell apart when the lady turned thirty, i really wanted to try dating someone on the cusp of 40; this lady is 39. sigh.

be careful.

well, yeah.

I saw a sticker on a car today that looked like a rastafied Motorhead logo and thought it might have said "Märleyhead". If this hasn't been done it would be a pretty terrible idea for a cover band - play the Bob songs Lemmy style and the Lemmy songs Bob style.

redemption song still the show stopper.

i would go out of morbid curiosity

which may or may not be a terrible idea in itself

want to open up a french fry shop in moscow called 'vladimir poutine'

that is not a terrible idea, it's a TERRIFIC idea!

A brokerage or real-estate office where liberals who live in red states and conservatives who live in godless heathen liberal areas can just swap properties -- yea or nay?

conservatives don't surrender ime

darraghmac, just imagine that I came out with a new "translation" of the Tain bo Cuailnge where Cuchullain had a little kid helper always quick with a current-to-the-times wisecrack, and the name of the character was like "Moomoollin'"

now animate that

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― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:29 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^ could still get behind this, tbh

parody thread called "Best of the Internet: Animated YIFs."

then did a google search and oh god why

why why why

I want to make a movie about a british politician who goes vegan and the hilarious fallout that occurs afterwards, it will be called "soy tory"

8. a book about combat rock compared/contrasted with the 1982 worlds fair

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, July 4, 2009 4:38 AM (1 year ago)

kinda wanna jump back into this one

go for it!

Going to every Brandi Carlile concert and loudly requesting Belinda Carlisle songs

a kidz bop version of “venus of furs” that starts with “tiny boots of leather”

A Weird Al-style Belle & Sebastian parody song called "Crocs in the Snow", told from the perspective of the parent of a teenager who cannot seem to get them to dress appropriately for the weather.

(I actually think this is a great idea but it qualifies as terrible because the Venn diagram of people who would appreciate is likely primarily me)

Keep a line in there about sledding in your jammmie bottoms, and I'm with you, LS.

Super Mario Brothers but with Bowser from Sha Na Na Bosley Crowther instead of that dinosaur thing.

― cryptosicko, Friday, 14 November 2025 14:11 (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

a coffee shop with like 5 single-use bathrooms all plushly appointed with "nice" scented candles burning called sip & shit

lmao

Smokes for Blokes: a revolutionary idea to disrupt the tobacco market by capitalizing on the "marketing of masculinity" trend and, for the first time, marketing cigarettes to men

perhaps with cowboys or a cartoon animal with a gigantic phallus fur a nose

a Doobie Brothers cover band called the Boobie Druthers

lol

Stakin' It to the Treats

and don't forget classics like Whack Blotter and Gyno Shrove

A podcast featuring a transphobe and a medieval peasant called "Serf and TERF"

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A novelty rap single called Super Mario Party, except you can tell the writers didn't know a great deal about Super Mario or gaming, and were working from a rough brief. So all the lyrics are about how Mario likes to get drunk and party a lot, and how his landlady shouts at him for slamming the front door at 3am. There are lines about he and the Princess like to "fool around" .

For some reason that puts me in mind of This Old House Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2enUa177g

A monograph titled Reckon They's Cats: An Intellectual History of Appalachia

Duddie's Branch in rural Kentucky might be the most dysfunctional society in American history.

-Severe malnutrition
-Unopposed pedophilia
-Near total dependence on welfare
-Total lack of basic hygiene
-Children unable to sing, play simple games, or identify common animals
-Zero… pic.twitter.com/hSEwNFuOFZ

— akhivae (@akhivae) June 13, 2025

bad bunny x kid rock collab

a version of Reich’s “Clapping Music” entitled “Clapping Cheeks Music,” basically the same thing… but, yknow, buttcheeks.

i could book an experimental festival date off that one

a fake LinkedIn Learning clone but instead of stealing your financial details it tells you that all the MBA jargon is bullshit and encourages you to reject and overthrow capitalism.