your terrible ideas

^feelin this

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I think a pretty funny tramp stamp would be a second asshole

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idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.

u drunk

Nope and I still stand by that statement.

"dunk hunt"

20-something. momus hosts a cooking show called "cumin in a girl's mouth"

otherwise known as "Monday" in Japan

Freak out the receptionist at work.

Sorry John, but I like to freak you out

This thread reminds me of a scene from Office Space:

TOM: You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!

MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!

The confident, oblivious way Tom answers Michael Bolton always makes me smile.

Staying on to train my replacement.

tbf is that YOUR terrible idea, or the terrible idea of the management?

you had better tell him about the hardline no homophobes policy.

my terrible idea. i haven't actually suggested it to anyone as they don't even know i'm leaving yet, but i'm considering it. means my two weeks notice would maybe be extended by one week.

Is it the kind of place, where if you concede to doing that, they could be nice and let you collect unemployment?

Blind Items...OF THE FUTURE

this yoga place here in the DC area had the terrible idea to send around a halloween promo email that says HAPPY YOGA'WEEN

at first I was like.. what! they are starting a yoga class with only music from WEEN? sadly, they aren't

lol yoga'ween is utterly ridiculous.

my current terrible idea is crushing on a woman fifteen years older than me.

i'm sure she'd be flattered

yeah, i'd rather get some snuggling tbh.

i always joked that since my last two relationship fell apart when the lady turned thirty, i really wanted to try dating someone on the cusp of 40; this lady is 39. sigh.

be careful.

well, yeah.

I saw a sticker on a car today that looked like a rastafied Motorhead logo and thought it might have said "Märleyhead". If this hasn't been done it would be a pretty terrible idea for a cover band - play the Bob songs Lemmy style and the Lemmy songs Bob style.

redemption song still the show stopper.

i would go out of morbid curiosity

which may or may not be a terrible idea in itself

want to open up a french fry shop in moscow called 'vladimir poutine'

that is not a terrible idea, it's a TERRIFIC idea!

A brokerage or real-estate office where liberals who live in red states and conservatives who live in godless heathen liberal areas can just swap properties -- yea or nay?

conservatives don't surrender ime

darraghmac, just imagine that I came out with a new "translation" of the Tain bo Cuailnge where Cuchullain had a little kid helper always quick with a current-to-the-times wisecrack, and the name of the character was like "Moomoollin'"

now animate that

.....

― brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:29 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^ could still get behind this, tbh

parody thread called "Best of the Internet: Animated YIFs."

then did a google search and oh god why

why why why

I want to make a movie about a british politician who goes vegan and the hilarious fallout that occurs afterwards, it will be called "soy tory"

8. a book about combat rock compared/contrasted with the 1982 worlds fair

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, July 4, 2009 4:38 AM (1 year ago)

kinda wanna jump back into this one

go for it!

TV show about a nerdy Jewish mathematician living in NYC called "Seinwave"

(inspired by cruts post on wolf thread)

quit job, start a noise band

call it dale earnhardt jr jr jr

your noise band could open for conceptual joke noise band #4 of mine named: I Love You But My Panda Is Gay

^^ merch would consist of different colored hankies with one panda mounting the other from behind as the pattern

my terrible hypothetical noise band doesn't play shows, it only practices

we open for the beginning of The Office reruns on TNT

we are legendary

My terrible hypothetical noise band doesn't play shows, or practice, or record. However we (I actually) will record an album in one day, to be titled "aaaaaaarrrgh". I'm pretty sure this is a terrible idea.

p sure john & yoko beat u to this?

but in any case, it's merely an extension of how 90% of people approach college/work assignments

haha!

A cover of The La's 'There She Goes' performed by a deep sea trawlerman, titled 'Thar She Blows!'.

― darling you were wonderful you really were quite good (snoball), Saturday, 12 November 2016 16:49 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

a movie called “So I Married a Whale Hunter,” an updated filmic version of Moby-Dick, with its most famous song being “Thar She Blows” (to the tune of the La’s)

― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 12:51 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I like your cover art idea.

HA!! But, oh god, “broccoli rabe thomas” reminded me of a much, much worse idea I had many years ago. I wouldn’t wanna share it here cause it’s too embarrassing but now I think i gotta. I mean this one is truly fucking abysmal, idk brace yourself.

A support act for Personal and The Pizzas called Broccoli Rob and the Ruffage. At the time I had this terrible idea, Personal and the Pizzas had a promotion going with Maxwell’s in Hoboken which was a free personal pizza with admission to their shows.

You know where this is going, right? Broccoli Rob and his band are styled as pocket protector wearing nerds straight outta Saved by the Bell as a foil to Personal’s slimeball, greaser image. I guess I’d be the total dickhead svengali figure/manager.

It gets worse, the concept was my guys would take the stage unannounced and briefly introduce themselves in a confrontational manner, saying “we heard that you people were… eating pizza!” in an accusational, outraged tone, only for Personal and his band The Pizzas to invade the stage during the Ruffage’s opening number (a sunday school singalong about the virtues of healthy eating, obv) and violently eject the poor dweebs to riotious applause.

I’m very sorry.

so they'd be like the Washington Generals?

i feel like that's the kind of deep lore/immersion i wish more bands would commit to honestly

(googles Washington Generals) yes, EXACTLY

Every band that no longer has an original member is required to rename themselves Englebert Humperdinck

the local church is advertising a concert 'From Hayden to Humperdinck' which made me do a doubletake

Super Mario Brothers but with Bowser from Sha Na Na instead of that dinosaur thing.