post pro tips:
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)
Disinfect hands on way in and way out.
Take no notice if the doctor on the poster outside looks suspiciously like Harold Shipman.
Be nice to nurses because nurses are awesome.
― Ethnically Ambiguous / 28 - 45 (ShariVari), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:43 (ten years ago)
It's unfortunate that I had to learn from hanging out at the hospital, but that last bit is absolutely OTM. More awesome than many of the doctors, even.
― I Stepped On Your Samwich (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)
Get out ASAP
Avoid overpriced gift shop
Have friends bring you food
Ask for a chaplain, chaplains are cool (well some of them)
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)
Steal boxes of gloves because why not
Steal anything else you can manage
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)
connect to WiFi and kill to get it if need be
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)
Claim you need dilaudid even if you don't
Settle for an ativan
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)
Experiment with different ways of tying gown to create new fashions
btw sorry you are hanging out at the hospital :(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:18 (ten years ago)
Take off your grippy socks, hide them, tell nurse you are a fall risk and need new grippy socks. Repeat.
Ask for bed bath clothes. They are kept in a warmer and feel nice. Get the reg not the CHG.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:19 (ten years ago)