I've got nothing.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
I can never find the thread with the jpg of Esteban getting sodomized by John Howard.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
Remember that one time he said something funny?
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
No...
― max, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
to be fair ask ned raggett was a great thread
― max, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
great thread
― chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
great thread?
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
oh god this jpg is terrible:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/PfaffVWseller/AwesomeThread.jpg
― chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:59 (eighteen years ago)
whoa.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:00 (eighteen years ago)
ITS FUNNY COS IT LOOKS LIKE SPUNK
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
I like KBP
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
why is there so much hate everywhere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
dude liked some good bands
― electricsound, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
wait where did he go?
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:22 (eighteen years ago)
adelaide
― electricsound, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)
for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^ tru
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:30 (eighteen years ago)
MICHAEL STRIPE IS GAY??!??
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 07:16 (eighteen years ago)
-- gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.
― chaki, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 08:35 (eighteen years ago)
proof!
― chaki, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 08:36 (eighteen years ago)
chaki you're one of my favorites too!
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music
― jergïns, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
constitutional comma madness
― max, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
Terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music, being necessary to the security of 1P3, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
― max, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
do i need to memorize that for my citizenship test?
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, not gay AND homo.
Damn son.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:58 (eighteen years ago)
gay AND homo
― strgn, Thursday, 20 March 2008 11:21 (eighteen years ago)
that and the trax boxed set
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)
done
― sunny successor, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:12 (eighteen years ago)
Remember when he got feisty with the mods in the nu-cuddlestein era?
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 May 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)
feisty or sassy
― electricsound, Thursday, 22 May 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)
I think the volume of KBP posts are in phase with the lunar cycle
― badg, Thursday, 22 May 2008 13:02 (eighteen years ago)
* Daddy, you made that grace your bitch. * I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai. * Shut up, Chip, or I'll go apeshit on your ass! * I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass! * Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk! * Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart! * [as Ricky attempts to pass Girard in a race] Send that weird man back to Indonesia! * You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
― chaki, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 08:35 (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Good times
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
<3
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
pretty good threadThanks Again, ARSEHOLES
― velko, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
In closing, go fuck yourselves.
― h.i.m. (jergins), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
the meltdown here is epic: Can we have some sane people as admins instead of the same jerks?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
― gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008http://weblogs.redeyechicago.com/showpatrol/images/2008/02/28/34933767_3.jpg
― L. Ron Huppert (velko), Friday, 5 June 2009 06:29 (seventeen years ago)
2 close 4 cumfort
― classic poopypants (jergins), Friday, 5 June 2009 07:08 (seventeen years ago)
2 close 4 cumfart
― a hater (The Reverend), Friday, 5 June 2009 07:25 (seventeen years ago)
CUM FART ;_;
― ╓abies, Friday, 5 June 2009 08:54 (seventeen years ago)
come baaaaaaaack
― avuenjo, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)
ditto
some high ranking mod please shut down pato's board and make him come back here
― bamcquern, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)
hes tempbanned til august 13th
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)
I know. & then he'll be back to the boring old Cape.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 2 August 2009 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
i'll never forget how KBP would lead me through posts in ilxordotcom, carefully, quietly and with the utmost respect, always taking time to make sure i was reading each word and interpretting it as it was written. i'll miss his gentle guiding touch as I read ilx over the next fortnight. though in some ways, i'll always read his text on the breeze, even in his absence. always n forever, lol xo
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Monday, 3 August 2009 08:26 (seventeen years ago)
Esteban chaese teh chubby
― nervous.gif (eman), Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:52 PM (3 years ago)
The secret is out, holmes :-(
― Father Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:56 PM (3 years ago)
― velko, Monday, 3 August 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
this back and forth here is pretty astonishinghttp://www.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=86&boardid=143&threadid=37
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)
nothing more than a bit of jocularity, let's be cool
― velko, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 03:28 (seventeen years ago)
okay, this is the only thread designated by a white bubble instead of a black bubble in thread new answers
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:40 (seventeen years ago)
its so pato can find his way home
― bnw, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:43 (seventeen years ago)
it's frosted
― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:44 (seventeen years ago)
the white thread bullet thing is a 1p3 meta game but no one's allowed to know the rules - you have to figure it out.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)
it appears to be on other boards as well and i think i've figgered it out thx.
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
"its frosted" just fckin killed me
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)
that time when KBP was home alone one weekend and checked his mum's bra size then went "mmm hmm hmm hmm", what was amazing.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
― Nappy Robots (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
O_O
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)
I meant "that was amazing", not "what was amazing".
also O_O
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
I was quoting chaki fwiw
― Nappy Robots (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 6 August 2009 14:19 (seventeen years ago)
sorry for non sequitur
I figured you were quoting someone although sorta enjoyed thinking that those were your words for a second there.
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 14:20 (seventeen years ago)
i thought that was a well known quote!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 August 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
like "dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never get hurt"
Gangsta Andy Partridge!
― robertwolf8080, Thursday, 6 August 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:24 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
No joke, my mom had this penciled on a post-it note on her desk.
On another one she had written, "you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis."
― bamcquern, Thursday, 6 August 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)
dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never get hurt"
lol honestly never heard phrase this until the Electric Six used it in the song "Randy's Hot Tonight" ("Dance like no one is watching, Randy/ and love like you've never been hurt/supersize it when you get hungry, Randy/ and eat like it's the last night on earth") and was shocked to later see it on the wall of a Jimmy John's.
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
you don't work in an office do you
― goole, Thursday, 6 August 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)