Memories of King Boy Pato

I can never find the thread with the jpg of Esteban getting sodomized by John Howard.

Remember that one time he said something funny?

No...

to be fair ask ned raggett was a great thread

great thread

great thread?

oh god this jpg is terrible:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/PfaffVWseller/AwesomeThread.jpg

whoa.

ITS FUNNY COS IT LOOKS LIKE SPUNK

I like KBP

why is there so much hate everywhere

dude liked some good bands

wait where did he go?

adelaide

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

dude liked some good bands

^^^^ tru

MICHAEL STRIPE IS GAY??!??

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

-- gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

proof!

chaki you're one of my favorites too!

terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music

constitutional comma madness

Terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music, being necessary to the security of 1P3, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

do i need to memorize that for my citizenship test?

Oh, not gay AND homo.

Damn son.

gay AND homo

do i need to memorize that for my citizenship test?

that and the trax boxed set

done

Remember when he got feisty with the mods in the nu-cuddlestein era?

feisty or sassy

I think the volume of KBP posts are in phase with the lunar cycle

* Daddy, you made that grace your bitch.
* I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai.
* Shut up, Chip, or I'll go apeshit on your ass!
* I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
* Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk!
* Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
* [as Ricky attempts to pass Girard in a race] Send that weird man back to Indonesia!
* You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

― chaki, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 08:35 (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Good times

<3

pretty good thread
Thanks Again, ARSEHOLES

In closing, go fuck yourselves.

the meltdown here is epic: Can we have some sane people as admins instead of the same jerks?

for the record, Buttez/Pato is one of my favorite posters ever.

― gr8080, Tuesday, March 18, 2008
http://weblogs.redeyechicago.com/showpatrol/images/2008/02/28/34933767_3.jpg

2 close 4 cumfort

2 close 4 cumfart

CUM FART ;_;

come baaaaaaaack

ditto

some high ranking mod please shut down pato's board and make him come back here

hes tempbanned til august 13th

I know. & then he'll be back to the boring old Cape.

i'll never forget how KBP would lead me through posts in ilxordotcom, carefully, quietly and with the utmost respect, always taking time to make sure i was reading each word and interpretting it as it was written. i'll miss his gentle guiding touch as I read ilx over the next fortnight. though in some ways, i'll always read his text on the breeze, even in his absence. always n forever, lol xo

Esteban chaese teh chubby

― nervous.gif (eman), Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:52 PM (3 years ago)

The secret is out, holmes :-(

― Father Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, April 13, 2006 8:56 PM (3 years ago)

this back and forth here is pretty astonishing
http://www.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=86&boardid=143&threadid=37

nothing more than a bit of jocularity, let's be cool

okay, this is the only thread designated by a white bubble instead of a black bubble in thread new answers

its so pato can find his way home

it's frosted

the white thread bullet thing is a 1p3 meta game but no one's allowed to know the rules - you have to figure it out.

it appears to be on other boards as well and i think i've figgered it out thx.

"its frosted" just fckin killed me

that time when KBP was home alone one weekend and checked his mum's bra size then went "mmm hmm hmm hmm", what was amazing.

you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis.

O_O

I meant "that was amazing", not "what was amazing".

also O_O

I was quoting chaki fwiw

sorry for non sequitur

I figured you were quoting someone although sorta enjoyed thinking that those were your words for a second there.

i thought that was a well known quote!

like "dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never get hurt"

Gangsta Andy Partridge!

like "dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never get hurt"

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Thursday, August 6, 2009 11:24 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

No joke, my mom had this penciled on a post-it note on her desk.

On another one she had written, "you are not only into terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music but you are also a complete homo and suck tons of penis."

dance like no one is watching, love like you'll never get hurt"

lol honestly never heard phrase this until the Electric Six used it in the song "Randy's Hot Tonight" ("Dance like no one is watching, Randy/ and love like you've never been hurt/supersize it when you get hungry, Randy/ and eat like it's the last night on earth") and was shocked to later see it on the wall of a Jimmy John's.

you don't work in an office do you