king boy pato

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I'm normally a lurker here, but thought I should use my break out post to tell you all (at least those who care) that mr pato is in the hospital back home. he's okay, just has been burning the candle at both ends, as he is wont to do, and the poor little thing dropped like a stone yesterday afternoon from exhaustion. he will kick my ass for posting this later, but I just wanted to let you know, and ask that you send him good thoughts.

Thanks!

klaus k.

Klaus Krück, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

another one bites the dust

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

is "burning the candle at both ends" like "chinese fingertrap"

max, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my God.

klaus, please please PLEASE tell pato that I send him best wishes and all the love I can give, and please let him know that I for one hope he gets better as soon as he can and hurries on back because this forum will not be the same until he can make his way back.

he will be in my prayers.

omar little, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

he dropped, like, a stone! that's some serious weight loss right there

electricsound, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7090287.stm

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

RIP Esteban. Your candle burned out long before, your legend never will.

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:23 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

I spoke to him about an hour and a half ago: he thinks they'll let him out in a day or so. He was dehydrated and just plain worn out from over-extending himself, and has been sleeping and not doing much else.

Klaus Krück, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

over-extending himself

lol penis enlargement

electricsound, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US UP TO DATE IN THESE TRYING MOMENTS.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6093/astronaut1thankyoukx8.jpg

svend, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

I don't care how well-liked he is around here, but damn are y'all some dicks.

Best of wishes to him and a speedy recovery.

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

we lol becuz we love

jergïns, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

Do you have an address I can send a nice little giftie to?

libcrypt, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

e.buttez
adelaide
australia

electricsound, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

fell better lil duder!

jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

riiight

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

Wau. Um, I don't know which of these are pranks anymore but get well quicksticks guy.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to rev, like buttez wouldn't be zinging left and right if this same thread was for dom or whoever

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

of course he would, but that doesn't make it any less tasteless

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

it = the majority of this thread

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

Does it really matter if it's a hoax? I mean we love Buttez and that's all there's to it. Show a little, yo.

libcrypt, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

I mean we love Buttez

speak for yourself

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

not like i want dude to die if he actually has sent a swedish lurker to inform us that he is in the hospital for exhaustion (riiight)

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

Exhaustion.

http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/143806/celebrities-are-exhausting-the-exhaustion-excuse

01. Mariah Carey
02. Eminem
03. Dave Chapelle
04. Lindsay Lohan
05. Amy Winehouse
06. King Boy Pato

Get Well soon.

svend, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

we clown because we care

jergïns, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

im just puttin two and two together. not that difficult people!!! have any of you ever met him?

max, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

yes

electricsound, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

great thread

gr8080, Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i had a goofy picture ready to cheer you up, king boy pato. anyway, get well soon even if that means that you have to be away from us -- yer health and well-being is more important than this silly board.

omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

God, I hope I don't ruin this thread here.

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

your mod powers will be restored once your back on your feet, frosty! ; )

gershy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

^fake KBP

xpost

electricsound, Thursday, 20 March 2008 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/MEDIA/images/a-m/Gun%20salute.jpg

gershy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

threads like this is why we need an I Wtf Everything board

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:19 (eighteen years ago)

seriously i have seen david cronenberg films that make more sense than this thread

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

<3<3<3 grumpy rev

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/03/08/inland460.jpg

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/03/bflynch103.jpg

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

aw pato <3

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

Better top yourself quick Pato, coz it's now all downhill for you from now on

Electronic Bugaloo, Thursday, 20 March 2008 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NKpY9DAFT4

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

is there a link to his amazon wishlist so i can buy him lots of books

roxymuzak, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Hey king boy honey, i am glad you are back home & feeling better. You had us all worried there for a bit!! Glad to have you back man, much love, hugs & good wishes. xxxx

omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

This boy must heal
as my heart for him feels.

Maaaan, I was going for sappy but it came out kinda crappy.

King Boy Pato, get well soon!

Francis Watlington, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

feel better soon, sug. also, good luck klaus with the breast enlargement.

estela, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

I thought "burning the candle at both ends" was gonna be something naughty. :(

rod stephen, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

i bet you did "rod"

estela, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

<3<3<3 grumpy rev

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, March 20, 2008 12:21 AM (Thursday, March 20, 2008 12:21 AM) Bookmark Link

a fork up your ass

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

That's terrible, sweetheart. You've all my good thoughts....and I'll keep the coffee warm for you.

Miss ya much....(hugs) Hurry back, as 1p3 isn't the same without you!

Stern McDoons, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Can't believe he's been gone a month already.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone?
Girls have picked them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young girls gone?
Taken husbands every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Covered with flowers every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

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Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 27 April 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://denver.craigslist.org/clo/654520466.html

Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 April 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

It was like when Chris Benoit...y'know...

King Boy Pato, Monday, 28 April 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

http://members.tripod.com/~Sundays/harriet.jpg

so is this what it's come to?
am I cold or just a little bit warm?
oh well
give me an easy life and a peaceful death

♥sauce (unregistered), Sunday, 28 September 2008 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

lol tripod. hi old bertie dastard

jeepski (jergins), Sunday, 28 September 2008 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

theres a "king boy pato" now?

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Sunday, 28 September 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

send king boy pato my best wishes

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 28 September 2008 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

my best drunk wishes, no typos either, can u believe how talented i am?

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

it took only 5 minutes to type

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

pato club, ho!

burt_stanton, Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

i think i love king boy pato. is that ok? is it so wrong?

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

velko, Sunday, 28 September 2008 07:07 (seventeen years ago)

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Sunday, 28 September 2008 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know what filled me with love for king boy pato at 2:14 am. i don't feel that way anymore. sorry, man.

lil yawne (harbl), Sunday, 28 September 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

why does it have to end like this

jeepski (jergins), Sunday, 28 September 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

hey have u guys heard the new kayne this it it rite here

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

that was great. thanks.

jeepski (jergins), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

pato would have loved it

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

it makes me remember him <3

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 28 September 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Kanye stole the idea for all the 808s & Heartbreak shit from me. That fag.

Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 20 November 2008 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

kayne west - get well soon

The New Herb Stempel (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 22 November 2008 07:43 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

So I've kept in contact with "King Boy Pato" over the year yada yada. Tonight, his "ex" husband got into his Words W/Friends chats, including between me and him. He's never been divorced, or even separated from him. He swindled [another guy] to give him 50-75k. He would do nothing but talk shit about him to me, and I'd keep asking him well then why do you still talk to him? Guess I know now. Fuuuuuuucked up people out there man.

and yet (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Well that's fucking horrifying

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

I think in the midst of all the recent revelations I kinda forgot how he was carrying on a "relationship" w dom but was actually buying printer ink for someone else.

pplains, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)


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