1. Remember to shave 2. Go to "arty" event 3. Purchase imported foreign beer in bottle (but nothing mainstream like Heineken, PLEASE) 4. Act a bit post-punk, if you know what I mean 5. Make a bit of eye contact with "cougar" 6. Said "cougar" will initiate contact with you and as long as you don't screw it up (just smile and nod), if you'll be getting some "cougar" "ass"
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 March 2008 07:36 (eighteen years ago)
7. kick it with gr8080
― gershy, Friday, 21 March 2008 07:43 (eighteen years ago)
Pfft, as if.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 21 March 2008 07:52 (eighteen years ago)
must be exhausting
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 March 2008 08:14 (eighteen years ago)
8. Frost dem tips
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 21 March 2008 10:32 (eighteen years ago)
9. Frenzied masturbation
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 11:08 (eighteen years ago)
guys
the gr80/cougs thing is now firmly in sub-custos territory
welcome to 4 months ago
thankig u
― roxymuzak, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:11 (eighteen years ago)
http://controllercode.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/pwned.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)
IS COUGAR HUNTING CREATING CHAOS
JANE THE COUGAR IS HAVING A BAD DAY
BEN MALETZKE THE COUGAR BIOLOGIST COULDNT BE HAPPIER
― The Reverend, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
never knew there was a gr80 cougar "thing"!
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
gr80 is EVERY cougar's thing
― jergïns, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
there should be regional variations on "cougar", like "puma"
― latebloomer, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
puma tang
which could alternately refer to fucking a shoe with orange drink in it
― latebloomer, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
splish splash
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 21 March 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)
smart converse drink
― dell, Friday, 21 March 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/03/14/2004280807.jpg
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 March 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
l-r: roxy, gr80, pato
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 March 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
way to jack my lame 4 month old threads, you fat turd
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 March 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)
it was a good day out
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:54 (eighteen years ago)
10. Use this line: "My friends call me John Mellencamp. Cause "Cougar" is my middle name."
― Hurting 2, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:46 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ will use next time thank u
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 24 March 2008 07:41 (eighteen years ago)