the united states of america

ALASKA - Aluetian Islands are frequently left off and misspelled.
ARKANSAS - Has two indentions: One in the northeast corner and one in the southwest.
DELAWARE - Is this really a state?
FLORIDA - That little part that juts up into Georgia a bit.
GEORGIA - See above
HAWAII - Oahu and three other little circles does not make a map of Hawaii.
IOWA - Has a sizable bulge on the eastern side.
MISSOURI - don't forget the boot heel!

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

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http://www.tremble.com/scribblins/meet021027.html

― Electronic Bugaloo, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/ElectoralCollege1956-Large.png/400px-ElectoralCollege1956-Large.png

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

racist aunt OTM

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

Man, some of those old electoral maps look strange in today's context.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

MINNESOTA - That little tic of a state park that you can only get to via Canada.
NEVADA - Has six sides, not four.
NEW MEXICO - The panhandle down near El Paso.
NEW YORK - Long Island, surprisingly enough. It's like the Tasmania of the Empire State.
SOUTH DAKOTA - Not a perfect rectangle, thanks to the Missouri River.
WEST VIRGINIA - Wheeling is not in Ohio.
WISCONSIN - Does not have an upper peninsula.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

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126

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2023 22:45 (two years ago)

too much work to figure out.

― Jeff, Saturday, 2 September 2023 22:47 (two years ago)

186 (been to all 50 states, driven across the country nine times)

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 2 September 2023 22:50 (two years ago)

\m/

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 September 2023 23:01 (two years ago)

95 which i think is pretty good going for not having lived there since 2006

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 September 2023 11:41 (two years ago)

https://sothebys-md.brightspotcdn.com/25/20/d8bbe4e643b48c826390e8e0caee/020n10174-b67fg.jpg

― budo jeru, Sunday, 3 September 2023 12:19 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/8oAjIiv.png

The whole "visited here / stayed here" thing threw me off too. I "stayed" in a motel room in Ohio once before continuing the drive into Kentucky the next day while I have "visited" Georgia, spending most of a day touring the Coca-Cola and Carter museums in Atlanta. Should Ohio be worth more points? I finally decided no.

Poor Maryland and Delaware the only states where I don't think my feet ever touched the ground. They're very easy to drive through.

I really need to hit the Northwest sometime.

― pplains, Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:46 (two years ago)

budo jeru i love that

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 September 2023 15:38 (two years ago)

Westermann never provided any meaning or subjective interpretation to his various works, stating "It puzzles me, too,"

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 September 2023 15:39 (two years ago)

― budo jeru, Sunday, 3 September 2023 21:46 (two years ago)

129 or 113 depending on how the vist/stay is interpreted.

someday i need to fly into Memphis and drive a loop through ms, ar, ok, ks, and mo in one day and then to Boston to tick off the rest

― joygoat, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 17:46 (two years ago)

That would not be a fun day.

― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 18:57 (two years ago)

xp but why?

― Esteemed character actress (sunny successor), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 13:19 (two years ago)

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/qpNrGKN68n
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 7, 2023

― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 October 2023 13:18 (two years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_RpeTfW4AAl3rq.jpg:small

― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 November 2023 08:29 (two years ago)

that fuckin gnome book

i mistrusted it and i still do

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 19 November 2023 16:35 (two years ago)

Tracer, David Bowie is here to help you. Make yourself at... gnome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQdBxVjZx4

― Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 November 2023 17:05 (two years ago)

I mean, he came from Gnome-mans-land went to the London School of Eco-gnome-ics.

― Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 November 2023 17:08 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

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― rob, Monday, 4 December 2023 18:07 (two years ago)

important to draw the map freehand

― ciderpress, Monday, 4 December 2023 18:52 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/3idKVMe.jpg

― z_tbd, Monday, 4 December 2023 21:09 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/rguqnyN.jpg

― z_tbd, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 17:58 (two years ago)

honestly you don't need to pass through the gateway arch in this maze, but you can and it's definitely recommended

― z_tbd, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 17:59 (two years ago)

...on second thought, and with even more honesty, i spent 30 seconds overlaying a google map of the US onto the maze, and perhaps the gateway arch is located in the entrance/exit to the right, so perhaps you do need to pass through the gateway arch in this maze. it's difficult to tell because lake michigan was destroyed in the giant usa maze disaster of 2023

― z_tbd, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 18:11 (two years ago)

It looks like you might need to cross into Mexico briefly, so you will need to bring ID and be prepared to deal with Customs and Immigration.

― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 19:30 (two years ago)

BUILD THE MAZE

― rob, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 22:52 (two years ago)

nine months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5gTjBQQ.gif

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 September 2024 09:43 (one year ago)

Aw, portrayed that way it seems rather charming.

― Nudist Oudist (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 September 2024 14:18 (one year ago)

haha, i like the little tornados destroying my hometown

― z_tbd, Saturday, 21 September 2024 15:47 (one year ago)

five months pass...

If this doesn't piss you off as an american, I don't know what else will.

https://i.imgur.com/EZr6gXE.png

― pplains, Tuesday, 4 March 2025 03:08 (one year ago)

man what the fuck

― budo jeru, Tuesday, 4 March 2025 03:13 (one year ago)

was this ai generated?

― kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Tuesday, 4 March 2025 03:28 (one year ago)

reminds me of a map I occasionally see pop up on instagram with a nonsensical definition of “the south” and captioned “Americans, is this correct”, which is just pure ragebait

― circles, Tuesday, 4 March 2025 03:43 (one year ago)

which state is most wrong? gotta be that southern tier of KY - WV - VA

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 March 2025 03:51 (one year ago)

Greetings from Virginia, a Great Lakes State

― circles, Tuesday, 4 March 2025 04:36 (one year ago)

eleven months pass...

https://i.postimg.cc/SRGsZC5t/bafkreicqxwdgdrb3a62mubuk5sj4h7v4k55pkmq5d74bd7ehrc3pu5ywva.jpg

i'll take 6

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 04:30 (one month ago)

then 12

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 05:36 (one month ago)

it's absolutely 5

― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 06:00 (one month ago)

nah too few people

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 06:13 (one month ago)

i mean per capita is a completely different thing (and you'd have to unshackle alaska from texas to do it)

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 06:15 (one month ago)

https://vinepair.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/states-that-drink-the-most-beer-in-america-2024-1-768x576.jpg

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 06:53 (one month ago)

very interesting!

it’s 6

― z_tbd, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 07:29 (one month ago)

North Dakota, Iowa, and South Dakota have the highest rates of binge drinking:
https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-states-biggest-binge-drinkers-1994003

― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 07:45 (one month ago)

xp It looks like 1 > 12 > 6

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 07:46 (one month ago)

i'm talking per capita fwiw

― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 07:51 (one month ago)

Oh yeah per capita is a different map for sure... just following through from mookieproof.

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 17 February 2026 08:06 (one month ago)

If per capita, could you just have one guy who drinks a lot?

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 10:05 (one month ago)

pilsners georg

― natural bumppo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

I think 4 might be the correct answer here.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 00:26 (one month ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/d01VMy51/ph.jpg

in chronological order of (featured) states in which i've lived:

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― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 February 2026 05:00 (one month ago)

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