1. Stand in the yard and look at things.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 April 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
2. Set aside sticks for stirring paint with.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 April 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)
area men
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 April 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)
3. scratch
― deej, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)
thread OTM so far
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
4. keep a tire pressure gauge in their cars
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
5. Describe impressive shits to other men.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
6. wear shorts that smell vaguely of concrete
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
7. stand around barbecues
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
8. wear clothing with paint on it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
9. suck off other men (if they are gays)
― bell_labs, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)
10. act macho around other men (if they are not gays)
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
11. touch each other's arses (if they are not gay but play football/rugby)
5: no
10: "act"?
― Kerm, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
12. wear sandals with socks
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
y'all getting sloppy
― Kerm, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
13. those sweaty insulating sponges they put beer in
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
better
― Kerm, Sunday, 6 April 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)
14. Make a *point* to their wives/girlfriends in an overbearing way
or maybe most guys dont do this and I'm just a schmuck
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)
15. reach up and grab things that are high.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)
16. use a hammer
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)
17. try to fix it.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)
17a. fail.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)
17b. press on undeterred
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)
18. High Five.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 April 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)
^things guys do
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 April 2008 04:46 (seventeen years ago)
18./19. talk about spark plugs
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 April 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)
20. Take pleasure in talking *business*
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)
21. watch channel 9 news watch channel 7 neww
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 April 2008 05:08 (seventeen years ago)
22. Drink domestic beer 23. Despair at their meaningless existence, married with two point three children in the suburbs
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 7 April 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)
24. Open jars
― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
25. Tinker
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)
26. yawn ostentatiously
― n/a, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)
27-107: http://www.errolmorris.com/commercials/miller.html
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:38 (seventeen years ago)
actually 27-106, I guess
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
107. secretly feel ashamed they are not *guys* anymore
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
106. flip through cable channels while never settling on a one for more than a minute
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
-- roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:56
I have done this.
― Bodrick III, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
108. look around, arms crossed, feeling a sense of pride about things
― pj, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)
I JUST DID THIS LIKE YESTERDAY WAH
― pj, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)
109. Deal
― Kerm, Monday, 7 April 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
i love men
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
Developing...
― gabbneb, Monday, 7 April 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
'Nebb!
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)
110. refer to their sons as "son"
― bug, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
111. complain about how they don't get "the email"
― bug, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
112. wonder exactly what it is that they do that makes their neighbors think they're gay
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)
or maybe that's just me
113. stretch like a bear on waking
― remy bean, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)
do bears actually do that?
― gabbneb, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)
166. Check the oil.167. Change flat tires.
― Brad C., Friday, 2 July 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
168. Loiter in the big box store, weighing the merits of electric vs. gas-powered string trimmers.
― Brad C., Friday, 2 July 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)
169. http://rencher.com/images/20091022b.jpg
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://chroniclesofdad.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/bike-coaching-shorts.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4387860118_37687319ba_b.jpg
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
those kind of shorts make me laugh
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
If that guy were about 40 pounds heavier and wore plastic framed glasses, he would be my high school gym teacher.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
Those shorts are COOL
― Salted gnocchimole (admrl), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
All the men I know are guys, tbh
― peacocks, Friday, 2 July 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)
sad life
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 July 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
Lotta the men I know are boys :/ And I dont mean that in the chrono sense.
― Love and Arugula (Trayce), Saturday, 3 July 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
170. Take "shortcuts" that are definitely longer
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 29 January 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
171. move heavy boxes172. reach high places172a. change light bulbs in out of the way locations
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)
172b. make grunting or emphatic sniffing sounds while doing ^^
― sarahel, Sunday, 30 January 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
173. know what screws you need to mount shit in various different kinds of walls
― max, Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)
174. Think about boats
― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)
175. build model airplanes176. carry handkerchiefs
― peacocks, Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:10 (fourteen years ago)
― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Saturday, January 29, 2011 11:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
true! they read books about boats too.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
175. be the only person who would/could ever really love you
― S'morgy (rip van wanko), Sunday, 30 January 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
176. call their girlfriends "babe" when it appears that they're about to get dumped, but at no other time whatsoever.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Sunday, 30 January 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)
178. affect a nostalgic attachment to talcum powder, Bay Rum, and other barbershop smells, even if they've never even been to a proper old-time barbershop.
179. criticize scented candles for not smelling "lifelike" enough.
180. say "no" and claim to have a weak sense of smell whenever a woman asks, "do you smell that?"
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Sunday, 30 January 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
181. Make point of completing already-commenced task, hours after said task shown to be futile
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 30 January 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
love that this thread has remained numbered through three years and half-a-dozen revives btw
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 30 January 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
182. Really enjoy discussing how to get somewhere, and what roads and routes it took, and how the traffic was.
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
feel like this is more 'old people' than men, but ok
― mookieproof, Monday, 31 January 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
Well, I was thinking of my dad there tbf
― Citizen SNPs (Trayce), Monday, 31 January 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
183. Shoehorn an application of WD-40 into the problem solving process.
― kkvgz, Monday, 31 January 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
What's good for this, by the way, is if you have a left-over piece of quarter-round.
― kkvgz, Monday, 31 January 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)
184. Have leftover lengths of quarter-round.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
It's never a bad time to re-do your molding!
― kkvgz, Monday, 31 January 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
185. Use Borax
(I was one of three men at the laundromat earlier, and noticed that we each had a box. Don't think I've ever seen a woman use it for any purpose.)
― naus, Sunday, 13 March 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
186. never ever EVER close cupboards or drawers all the way after opening them
― just1n3, Sunday, 13 March 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
All the people I know who use Borax are women! Ancient cleaning secret and cheap as buttons.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Sunday, 13 March 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
Ha the WD-40 thing came up the other day, my ex posted on his FB "I love wd-40!"
― one time, something happy craz (Trayce), Sunday, 13 March 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
187. Walk around in their underwear
― jj n° fad (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 April 2011 06:27 (fourteen years ago)
188. Address other people as "big guy"
― jj n° fad (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 April 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
187 otm and also awesome
― The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 April 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)
I just bumped into my stepdad in the kitchen--also in his underwear. We proceeded to phone up all the male neighbors on the block, who also came over in their underwear, and we all stood around the kitchen, grumbling and milling about and looking through the fridge, before everyone poured themselves a tall glass of ice water and retired back to bed.
― jj n° fad (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 28 April 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)
living the dream
― The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 April 2011 06:45 (fourteen years ago)
Totes how that works though. All my young life my dad kept a metal stein mug of water by his bed each night. It was just this Thing Dad Did. I only realised as an adult it was because he's such a stupidly heavy drinker, it was most likely his 3am "fuck I'm dehydrated" water supply, heh.
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Thursday, 28 April 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)
imo those are things that guys do
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 28 April 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
189. are totally willing to snort vodka for the possibility of watching other people do the same
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
theres a thread for the last three options: Things guys do.
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
oh thanks for the tip **vomits all over thread**
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
187 because I'm skipping over that embarrassment up there.
187. The mid-conversation head twist to crack their necks like it's nothing.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 February 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)
― naus, Saturday, March 12, 2011 8:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i love borax
― sent from my butt (harbl), Thursday, 13 February 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)
188. Say "BTW, I fixed ___" with excessive pride in having just tightened a couple screws or something.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 February 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)
i do that too :/
― sent from my butt (harbl), Thursday, 13 February 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)
180. Fall asleep watching a cop show
189. fall asleep watching the evening news
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 13 February 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)
190. Mentally plan optimum exit route from home in case of fire, over and over.
― 29 facepalms, Saturday, 15 February 2014 11:51 (eleven years ago)