1. Wear Polo Sport.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 April 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)
2. itch
― deej, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
?
3. develop a pot
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
4. wear cheap polos
5. with collar popped
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
^
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
6. start blogs
7. wear loafers without socks
― bug, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
8. Drink imported beer 9. Despair at their meaningless existence, forever single in a shitty overpriced flat
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 7 April 2008 07:25 (seventeen years ago)
10. play fantasy football
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:41 (seventeen years ago)
11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce
― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 11:48 (seventeen years ago)
12. take up skateboarding again, for kicks
― n/a, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
13. Secretly feel ashamed that they are not *real men*
― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
14. Try to have sex with you
― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)
15. clown_raip
― life_coach, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)
Oh hell.
― life_coach, Monday, 7 April 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
lol!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 April 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
invest in "gaming" headsets, et al
― pj, Monday, 7 April 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)
17. play halo
― bug, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
post on this thread
― max, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
18. spit
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)
last person I saw spit was a little girl
― gabbneb, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)
i spit all the time
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)
well I spit on occasion as well but I am not rly a "guy"-guy as defined by this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
this is kind of a regional distinction
― gabbneb, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
the spitting thing?
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)
if it's southern, it's more southern than tennessee, i think, because people look at me like i'm awful every time i do it
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)
17.5 Chew tobacco.
― felicity, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)
i hate spitting u GUYS should cio
― jhøshea, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
18. wtf@chicks, srsly
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)
Girls who spit=hot. Girls who chew skoal also=hot (in a 'i kinda wanna grab your ass but, seriously, don't ever kiss me' sorta way)
(I'm not one of those random ass grabbers btw)
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)
thanks for clearin that up pal
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 13 April 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
I shouldn't go on the internet after a double dose of nyquil.
― RabiesAngentleman, Sunday, 13 April 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
"develop a pot"????
― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)
11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce― felicity, Monday, April 7, 2008 7:48 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― felicity, Monday, April 7, 2008 7:48 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I had a roommate who named his cat "Michael" wtf.
― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)
"Come here Michael Michael Michael"
― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:40 (sixteen years ago)
michael!!!!! lol
― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:40 (sixteen years ago)
srsly. Naming your cat "Coconut" or "Mr. Muzzlepoots" or whatever doesn't make you gay.
― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:41 (sixteen years ago)
18. spit― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:16 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:16 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
There's these dudes I see just standing and spitting in the same spot over and over and over.
19. bitch
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 April 2009 09:13 (sixteen years ago)
20. bitches
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 6 April 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)
21. Play bass through a guitar amp.
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
22. Play Magic: The Gathering at a bar.
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:23 (sixteen years ago)
22a. Play Magic: The Gathering (at all).
23. Watch AIRWOLF.
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)
U know, a beer gut.
But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 05:45 (sixteen years ago)
24. Not deal with illness very well
― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 06:56 (sixteen years ago)
25. video games at parties
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
26. youtube "funny things" at the end of parties
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)
"man wings" sounds like some horrible I dont wanna know male sanitary napkin range.
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
20. bitches― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/SAG/ST373~Goodnight-Sweet-Prince-Posters.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:37 (sixteen years ago)
w/r/t neckbeards: dudes also be cultivating ridiculously manicured and ornate facial hairs. cf goatees, chinstraps, etc
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 10 April 2009 02:40 (sixteen years ago)
i think harbl was curious if you might be a lost little canky
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)
30. start acting like assholes when you tell them they are nice
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ the worst!!!
― tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
its sooo juvenile! which is why i did not post in "things men do"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)
i saw a sweet neck goatee in the grocery store the other day. like it looked like just a typical mid-20s "nice guy" with a goatee and long hair but then i passed him again and it was like a cascade of wooly growth from under his neck. grosssssssss
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
31. Get scratched by a branch, bleed and not even care about it that much
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
^^^i have done this before
― tehresa, Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, but at any point of time have you been in a group and then someone walks up and says "hey guys...", referring to you and the other people?
If so, you may be a guy!
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
My defense is weak, I know.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
32. compare display name size
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
34. Punch the wall
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
OTM
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
what is this thing that men do, they put their hand down their pants when lounging around?
― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
THEN 34 and possibly 31
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
37. disgruntled shootings
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
thats not so common in my experience
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
i am a really frustrating person
― barfy (harbl), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
!
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)
39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)
I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
she was not a guy iirc
― dirty south? clean it up with Orbitz (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it
loool i just did this
― private static void (electricsound), Sunday, 26 April 2009 01:32 (sixteen years ago)
40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution
from here:http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.
(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)
― one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 27 April 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so what does this mean
― max, Friday, 2 July 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago)
oh i see
a "beer gut"
take it over to html giant
― bamcquern, Friday, 2 July 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago)
40. "Its not THAT messy in here, you're too fussy"
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago)
DO we have a "things chicks do" thread?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
i don't think so
― ENBB, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
And is there chicks vs "girls"?
(cos I dont do "girls" things idk)
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
maybe ladies/chicks
(3 year xp)
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)
there's a things ladies say thread i think?
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)
occasionally send a video clip of a guy appearing to eat his own diarrhea to the group text
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 20:57 (two years ago)
how did this get so far without
30. your mom
― the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:18 (two years ago)
it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:38 (two years ago)
i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:39 (two years ago)
where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out
― the late great, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:41 (two years ago)
41. Tan their balls
― more crankable (sic), Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:49 (two years ago)
i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 December 2022 19:51 (two years ago)
― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink
prescient!!
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:36 (two years ago)