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http://foundmagazine.com/fotw/images/noboysintheroom.jpg **********NOTE********** (Article four of this Constitution was officially repealed in September 2006, officially allowing boys into the room. Do keep up. - admin)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ANYONE WITH POPCORN FRIGHT GETS BANNED ZERO STRIKES

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/reviews/popcorn.jpg

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this mean we're allowing shooting kittens on the ground?!?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

anything goes mate

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 13 January 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

NO POPEL SHOTING THE KITTEN IN THE AIR

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 13 January 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.twinboys.net/2003/art/12-03/12-05-2003-1.jpg

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE LOL!

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

that kid is OUT

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

PWN3D

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

i think it's high time we reviewed these

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha I totally forgot about no popel shoting the kitten in the air.

― Marmot Wolof (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

LEGALISE POPCORN FRIGHT

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I just noticed it was written on Strathmore paper.

― Marmot Wolof (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we *should* reconsider on the popcorn fright tip. it is a new 1p3, after all

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

plz not 2 popel shot me in the air

― teh cap'n kittenbeard is gonna grab yr booty lol (g-kit), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

AFter careful review of these, I stand behind every single rule with the exception only of "no boys in the room".

Sometimes we just need to have boys in the room.

I remain anti-popel shot and hold my stance on popcorn fright.

― nijoli (nijoli), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'd be scarred for life if any of them changed.

― teh cap'n kittenbeard is gonna grab yr booty lol (g-kit), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

i agree with nije

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

b-b-but boys r smelly.

― teh cap'n kittenbeard is gonna grab yr booty lol (g-kit), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

FREEDOME FOUR POPCORN FRIGHT ONLY LIBRAILS HAET POPCORN FRIGHTS

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

1P3 OFFICIAL RULES SECTION 1 ARTICLE 4: "NO BOYS ALLOWED IN ROOM"

OFFICIALLY REPEALED

POPCORN FRIGHT WILL CONTINUE TO BE BANNED

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

holding down a black man again with yo anti popcorn fright law

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 21 September 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

i love when lobbying works!

― nijoli (nijoli), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

there's always next year esteban

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 September 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even like this year's model.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

How about legalizing popcorn fright only in the event of a popel shotted kitten?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

In the event of regular popel shotted kitten or just popel shotted kitten in the air?

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

Is there any other way for popel to shot a kitten?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

I once popel shot a kitten in space. No air in space, good sir!

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

Poor little thing.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 22 September 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

it clearly says no popcorn fright AT ALL.

I think AT ALL means EVEN IN THE EVENT of an uncalled for popel shot.

― nijoli (nijoli), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I think i would be more inclined to legalize popel shoting a kitten IN THE EVENT OF A POPCORN FRIGHT.

However, this exhibit is closed. The laws stand until next year.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

you should cross out the rule we ammended.

― nijoli (nijoli), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I made a note.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Did you notice "at all" seems to have been written on there as an afterthought? Like maybe someone was all "maybe just a little popcorn fright" and the little girl was all "oh no you didn't" and wrote that shit on there afterwards to make things PERFECTLY CLEAR.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

you're right! popcorn fright was most definitely an add-on thought. Ha!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 September 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Time for the yearly review!

(All suggestions in regards to adding new rules or altering existing rules will be ignored. Trolling macht frei.)

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 8 September 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

wheee

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 9 September 2007 07:11 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, we need to engrave "trolling macht frei" somewhere.

― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 9 September 2007 08:42 (eighteen years ago)

This year, I still remain anti-popel shot and hold my stance on popcorn fright.

I do think maybe we made a hasty decision with the "boys" repeal. Perhaps we should have just amended it to read "No boys in the room with the following exceptions..."

― ni jo leeeeeee, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

No boys in the room unless they wear this gnarly tank top?

http://canyouhearmenow.typepad.com/index/images/big_dog_barking_back.jpg

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

You guys, I think I have a serious issue. The popcorn is starting to frighten me.

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Is this allowed to happen? Is popcorn fright allowed?

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER!

I will eternally hold my stance on the PF issue.

I like Estie's tank suggestion.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor
caveat: you can popel shot it across a floor

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

time for review

― today, i'm a numbers machine (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

who do I *not* popel shot?

― Hair Gongro (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 15 November 2008 05:11 (seventeen years ago)

the kitten in the air

― The Reverend, Saturday, 15 November 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

Skipping 17 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

maybe the problem is with your finger & not with 1p3?

(just asking, not accusing)

― the heart is a lonely hunter (age 3) (unregistered), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

up until about a month ago I thought this place was maybe a little too twee and fluffy for the likes of me. then my heart thawed out.

― the heart is a lonely hunter (age 3) (unregistered), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

tempbanned harbl

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

― bamcquern, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

sorry bryce, youre in a no guff zone

my ban finger is itchy

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

we harbly knew her

― velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

lol no guff zone. wotta phrase!

Hey ROXY. I feel like I had something to share with you but now I forget. I will make something up instead.

Made up thing:

Do you like

Ben Hecht
George S. Kaufman
Charles MacArthur
Noel Coward?

Anyway, harbl secretly hates me so I'm just pretending to care.

Gosh, velko so often mvp around here!

― bamcquern, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

It's funny there's so much finger talk today. My finger is black with grease.

― bamcquern, Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

my bf invented "no guff zone" tbh

hecht - yes!
kaufman - yes, of course!!!!
macarthur - not that familiar iirc
coward - used to be a bigger fan than i am now but yes i do like him. i love "blithe spirit"

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 2 August 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.inlandvansberdoo.com/ivbhomepage/Memorobilia/Club%20Rules01.jpg

― sailor goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

http://i31.tinypic.com/vmss92.jpg

― sailor goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

pretty dope rules imo

― crutie can't fail (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2394/2998467053_30228b38b2.jpg?v=0

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

^ from the basement of the house where gbx used to live btw

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

haha thats great

― crutie can't fail (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 August 2009 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Ayo considering the great importance of SNAXX to 1p3 culture, I propose we repeal Article III of the 1P3 Official Rules. It seems kinda silly that I've been taking my Better Cheddars out of the room all this time.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 1 November 2009 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

you can eat in your room -- just not in mine.

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 November 2009 06:40 (sixteen years ago)

aight...word

― The Reverend, Sunday, 1 November 2009 06:43 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

just want to let everyone know that 1P3's Official Rules will not change in nxt gen!!

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

and, just to expand the list

http://www.parablog.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/rules.jpg

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

not to get all RULES ADMINISTRATOR itt but since it's almost summer and the 1p3 pool will be opened at the beginning of may

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/244399_f520.jpg

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

ruff play is a hallmark of 1p3!

― call all destroyer, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

ruff play around the pool might result in unintended injury, or even a three-day ban :-O

― nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

tuff but fair

― call all destroyer, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

don't worry y'all we're working on a bill of rights too

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

so far we've decided u have none

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

Use the restroom... not the pool!

seems fair.

― stars on ?boardid=45 (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 26 April 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.flemploymentlawblog.com/uploads/image/No%20soliciting.jpg

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

(unless u are sandra tanko)

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

no, even if u r sandra tanko

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

actually she was allowed to solicit

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

welcome to the nxt gen tho

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

oh youre a mod now? i see

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

i think ull find that sandra tanko will not b posting anymore

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

o yeah?

― Sandra Tanko, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― plax (ico), Thursday, 29 April 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

i popel shot into thin air
-- g-kit (gregkitte...)

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

first photo url needs to update to
http://foundmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/noboysintheroom.jpg

thanks

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

otm

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 August 2012 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/rules_of_room.jpg

― plastic tub of ac adapters (los blue jeans), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/rules_of_room_why.jpg

― plastic tub of ac adapters (los blue jeans), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

i like that the rules come with handy explanations

aside from the bean bag rule, this is pretty much my house rules

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

do not sit on ben b bag

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

i mean really

that shouldnt even have to be a rule

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/62.jpg

― sent from my butt (harbl), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:08 (twelve years ago)

1 day i popel shoted on his yard

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:04 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

url update:

http://foundmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/noboysintheroom.jpg

― los blue jeans, Monday, 9 May 2016 23:35 (nine years ago)

i popel shot the sheriff

― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 9 May 2016 23:46 (nine years ago)

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

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