BIG HOOS aka the steendriver's pet fish blog

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I wish this guy would name me already.

fish, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

Sup, Lil Hoos.

Kerm, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

I know right

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

call him wishmael

estela, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

fishmael

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:47 (seventeen years ago)

i got food today

fish, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

its true!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

but what louis, no emo blog entry about how the snail won't get out of your room?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

you can tell them

fish, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

the snail keeps following him around!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Theta the Mystery Snail of Mystery has died.

;_;

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

its ok to be emo abt it!

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

write a poem

max, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

awww

roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

sorry buddy

jergïns, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

Dear Hoos,

Sorry about the snail.

Chin up buddy.

Love,

Erica

ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

thx dudes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 May 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

be happy coz existence is suffering aint it

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:57 (seventeen years ago)

rip.

you could always do what my sister did for her fish and give it a viking funeral.

http://www.theswordreview.com/Published/300_VikingFuneral/300_VikingFuneral_LG.jpg

latebloomer, Sunday, 18 May 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/465/fishtank9xy.gif

am0n, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

i am glad that snail is dead.

:)

fish, Monday, 19 May 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

you are a very bad little fish.

estela, Monday, 19 May 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

I am glad you are still alive. Keep on truckin' and say hi to Hoos for me.

Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

(Fish, not snail. Sry Theta, you sound like a nice mollusk.)

Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

We have replaced Theta the Mystery Snail of Mystery with a new fish.

I have named him.

His name is *plop*.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

do you emphasize the asterisk

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

in 7th grade biology I had to create a self-sustaining ecosystem in an aquarium. a lot of snails died that month.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

i try to lean forward a bit and make eye contact and enunciate the consonants xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

the asterisks mean you have to actually plop

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

is *plop* still allowed

also i thought your fish was called louis jagger, not fish?

deej, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

He is, but this thread was started before he was named.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

I name my fish after internet memes what the hell kind of life is this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

fish just posted 2 days ago!

deej, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

hi guys i kinda miss the snail now :(

fish, Thursday, 22 May 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry to hear this, little fish.

Abbott, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

hey abbott damn u fine girl

fish, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 May 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

l0u1s jagg3r the fish will soon be leaving home to live with the ex at her new place

i look forward to her explain the name

"my ex knew this british guy that plays the vacuum"

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

literally the cutest thread ive ever read here

abe being busy (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

I name my fish after internet memes what the hell kind of life is this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:27 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated post imo

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

in a strangely ironic twist, it is posting about fish which has landed me in my hottest water recently

leigh exodus (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

link?

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

maybe i could name my cat l0u1s jagg3r

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)

if i order one of those engraved name tags is it going to come back to me googleproofed? saying HELLO MY NAME IS l0u1s jagg3r IF FOUND PLEASE CALL xxx-xxxx

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

no you should just give it a gproofed name

abe being busy (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

harbl, on the "culinary disasters" and the "best fish (for eating)" threads, piscine misadventure was had :(

also yes name all your animals after me! gproof optional

leigh exodus (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

im trying to find some site where i can "create my own" pet id tag and screenshot but no luck :(((

abe being busy (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

you know, for many ilxors, naming a pet l0u1s jagg3r would be at the top of their ilx legacy, so it's really a testament to big hoos that this is merely a footnote— arguably even under the radar enough to qualify as big hoos trivia

Hoos Passansteeno (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 March 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

OTM. I had entirely forgotten that Big Hoos had a fish named l0u1s jagg3r until this thread was revived.

goodbye pork pie scarf (The Reverend), Monday, 23 March 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

btw it is also worth noting that Master Saxon is deceased. Only l0u1s jagg3r and *plop* remain, which means that I've somehow ended up with an aquarium full of ILX references.

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

rip master saxon heaven needed a fish who wasn't an ilx meme

goodbye pork pie scarf (The Reverend), Monday, 23 March 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

does *plop* do tricks?

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)

has a phantom fin iirc

WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

[from the ex's twitter] "l0u1s jagg3r" is now called "Mu." Mu as in http://bit.ly/14VxCKabout 2 hours ago from web

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

NO!!!!!!!! What a shit name.

Question - when speaking to your fish (which I'm going to go ahead and assume you have done on occasion) did you pronounce his name correctly the way the original does - "Louie" or did you stick with "Loo iss"? I need to know this.

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

i called him loo iss for months until i realized it was properly pronounced lou e

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

;_;

"l0u1s jagg3r" is now called "Mu." Mu as in http://bit.ly/14Vx (country matters), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

ahahah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

you're better off without that chick, tbh

mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

idk why i still follow her on twitter lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

unfollowed

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

i wish Dom was still here to twitter search her profile based on your post

mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)


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