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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver's pet fish blog

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I wish this guy would name me already.

― fish, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

Sup, Lil Hoos.

― Kerm, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

I know right

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

call him wishmael

― estela, Thursday, 10 April 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

fishmael

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

i got food today

― fish, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

its true!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

but what louis, no emo blog entry about how the snail won't get out of your room?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

you can tell them

― fish, Saturday, 12 April 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

the snail keeps following him around!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Theta the Mystery Snail of Mystery has died.

;_;

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

its ok to be emo abt it!

― johnny crunch, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

write a poem

― max, Friday, 16 May 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

awww

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

sorry buddy

― jergïns, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Hoos,

Sorry about the snail.

Chin up buddy.

Love,

Erica

― ENBB, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

thx dudes

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

be happy coz existence is suffering aint it

― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 17 May 2008 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

rip.

you could always do what my sister did for her fish and give it a viking funeral.

http://www.theswordreview.com/Published/300_VikingFuneral/300_VikingFuneral_LG.jpg

― latebloomer, Sunday, 18 May 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/465/fishtank9xy.gif

― am0n, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

i am glad that snail is dead.

:)

― fish, Monday, 19 May 2008 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

you are a very bad little fish.

― estela, Monday, 19 May 2008 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

I am glad you are still alive. Keep on truckin' and say hi to Hoos for me.

― Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

(Fish, not snail. Sry Theta, you sound like a nice mollusk.)

― Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

We have replaced Theta the Mystery Snail of Mystery with a new fish.

I have named him.

His name is *plop*.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

do you emphasize the asterisk

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

in 7th grade biology I had to create a self-sustaining ecosystem in an aquarium. a lot of snails died that month.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

i try to lean forward a bit and make eye contact and enunciate the consonants xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

the asterisks mean you have to actually plop

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

is *plop* still allowed

also i thought your fish was called louis jagger, not fish?

― deej, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

He is, but this thread was started before he was named.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

I name my fish after internet memes what the hell kind of life is this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

fish just posted 2 days ago!

― deej, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

hi guys i kinda miss the snail now :(

― fish, Thursday, 22 May 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry to hear this, little fish.

― Abbott, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

hey abbott damn u fine girl

― fish, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 May 2008 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

l0u1s jagg3r the fish will soon be leaving home to live with the ex at her new place

i look forward to her explain the name

"my ex knew this british guy that plays the vacuum"

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

literally the cutest thread ive ever read here

― abe being busy (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

I name my fish after internet memes what the hell kind of life is this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:27 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated post imo

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

in a strangely ironic twist, it is posting about fish which has landed me in my hottest water recently

― leigh exodus (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

link?

― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

maybe i could name my cat l0u1s jagg3r

― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

if i order one of those engraved name tags is it going to come back to me googleproofed? saying HELLO MY NAME IS l0u1s jagg3r IF FOUND PLEASE CALL xxx-xxxx

― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

no you should just give it a gproofed name

― abe being busy (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

harbl, on the "culinary disasters" and the "best fish (for eating)" threads, piscine misadventure was had :(

also yes name all your animals after me! gproof optional

― leigh exodus (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

im trying to find some site where i can "create my own" pet id tag and screenshot but no luck :(((

― abe being busy (k3vin k.), Monday, 23 March 2009 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

you know, for many ilxors, naming a pet l0u1s jagg3r would be at the top of their ilx legacy, so it's really a testament to big hoos that this is merely a footnote— arguably even under the radar enough to qualify as big hoos trivia

― Hoos Passansteeno (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 March 2009 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

OTM. I had entirely forgotten that Big Hoos had a fish named l0u1s jagg3r until this thread was revived.

― goodbye pork pie scarf (The Reverend), Monday, 23 March 2009 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

btw it is also worth noting that Master Saxon is deceased. Only l0u1s jagg3r and *plop* remain, which means that I've somehow ended up with an aquarium full of ILX references.

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

rip master saxon heaven needed a fish who wasn't an ilx meme

― goodbye pork pie scarf (The Reverend), Monday, 23 March 2009 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

does *plop* do tricks?

― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

has a phantom fin iirc

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

[from the ex's twitter] "l0u1s jagg3r" is now called "Mu." Mu as in http://bit.ly/14VxCKabout 2 hours ago from web

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

NO!!!!!!!! What a shit name.

Question - when speaking to your fish (which I'm going to go ahead and assume you have done on occasion) did you pronounce his name correctly the way the original does - "Louie" or did you stick with "Loo iss"? I need to know this.

― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

i called him loo iss for months until i realized it was properly pronounced lou e

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

;_;

― "l0u1s jagg3r" is now called "Mu." Mu as in http://bit.ly/14Vx (country matters), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

ahahah

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

you're better off without that chick, tbh

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

idk why i still follow her on twitter lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

unfollowed

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

i wish Dom was still here to twitter search her profile based on your post

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)


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