There's a guy with a dirty beard next to me at the coffee shop loudly voicing obsenities into his cellpwn as he TXTs.

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FUCK OWFFF!!!
SUCH BULLSHIT!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!
SUCH BULLSHIT!!!

Meanwhile, he hasn't made a single voice call.

Passive or dud?

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

Could be out of ritalin, tho.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

How can you fucking tell me that when I fuckin did it fuckin smash his fuckin face why are you fuckin beeping at me fuck.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

Oh my fuckin gawdd!!!!! Fuck offfff!!!! Such fuckin bullshit.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

Unfuckinbelievable. Fuck awffff!!!

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

Liveblogging the Haight, y'all.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

Fuckin smash this thing fuckin bullshit!!!!

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

He keeps peeping around to see if people are looking at him too.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

I wrote a paper once in undergrad about the bay area humor tradition from ambrose bierce to leisuretown.com with the thesis that only the angriest of the angry and most cynical of the cynical can really write satire while living in that part of the country. Maybe your neighbor has discovered his outlet in Twitter.

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

he wants someone to ask him what's up

roxymuzak, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, my phone battery just keeps dying

jaxon, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

what coffee shop are you at?

jaxon, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

Coffee to the people.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

When he got up to wobble out the door, I realized he was somewhat higher than I had previously estimated.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

actually hanging out on haight street is major duds

jaxon, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

Depends on what part

Michael White, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

Upper haight is stupider than lower haight, but they gonna build a Whole Foods @ Stanyan/Haight so I am all A+++ for UH gentrification.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

Hopefully they will start spraying for homeless filthy hippie punks.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

Now the guy next to me at the airport bar is telling everyone about his meeting with the guy who invented virtual reality.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

Different class of patrons, Itellya.

libcrypt, Friday, 25 April 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

Hopefully they will start spaying for homeless filthy hippie punks.

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rollerbeef, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

true dat

jaxon, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)


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