Things an older man can give you

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
BROKEN PROMISES	5
AIDS & DEATH	4
STOP OLDER MEN FROM HAVING SEX WITH SCHOOL GIRLS!	4
BROKEN HEARTS	2
WARTS & SYPHILIS	1
PREGNANCY	0
HERPES & GONORRHEA	0
ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN	0
BROKEN FAMILIES	0

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

Can't you have either AIDS or Death? Are they sold separately?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

that is the first time i have ever said "what the FUCK" irl because of something on the internet

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

Got news for you honey any man gon' give you that shit if you got yo head inside you ass.

Cf. also subtext of Catholicism.

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

On first glance I thought that list included "broken pelvises".

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

this guy i went to school with always used to refer to himself as a pelvis cracker

― electricsound, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ I laughed and cried all at once

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

Hurting - where did you get that picture? Do you know if it's from a developing country by any chance?

― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, I got it from another forum. (hangs head sheepishly)

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

"things another forum can give you"

― felicity, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

I think it's awesome that men can be virile well into their 90's.

― Shot on 8mm Video, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Botswana?

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

I was thinking Thailand

― Shot on 8mm Video, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

Quit pestering the bots, autumn almanac.

xpost

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

Har.

AA might be onto something w/ Botswana. I think it must be from a public health campaign somewhere in sub-saharan Africa where child marriage/relations is common.

― ENBB, Thursday, 15 May 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

excately

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 15 May 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

I've had chlamydia a couple of times, but thanks to Azithromycin I am now totally unclapped. Thank you for your concern.

By the way, I would recommend all sexually active people to get checked for chlamydia at some point. It is very easily cured (one glass of vanilla-flavoured potion and you're clear) but, if untreated, can lead to sterility. Symptoms can be zero, so you need to go to know. In both the US and UK the clinic is free. And it doesn't hurt all that much to have a spatula stuck up your urethera. (Spot the little white lie.)
-- Momus, Monday, April 1, 2002 4:00 PM (6 years ago)

― gershy, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Saturday, 17 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

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