100 things in a hotel breakfast room

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1. croissants
2. marmalade
3. sausages
4. newspapers
5. classical music

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 May 2008 08:53 (seventeen years ago)

6. Cereal dispensers
7. Folgers
8. Sanka
9. Donuts with a thin layer of chocolate frosting and ~ 15 sprinkles

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

10. Non-dairy creamer

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:10 (seventeen years ago)

11. Foreigners

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)

12. sullen teenager in hoodie stuck with family and looking glum/playing game boy

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:15 (seventeen years ago)

1. croissants
2. marmalade
3. sausages
4. newspapers
5. classical music

-- Autumn Almanac, Sunday, May 18, 2008 1:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

quit whining and go find a fucking gold's asshole

strgn, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:18 (seventeen years ago)

why aren't you doing some machine scissor swipes in the early a.m.? your ass would look a hell of a lot better, maybe it'd be fuckable.

strgn, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

12. sullen teenager in hoodie stuck with family and looking glum/playing game boy

-- Autumn Almanac, Sunday, May 18, 2008 4:15 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and isn't this you two years ago. fuck off you boring fucking cunt.

strgn, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

13. one of those fancy toasters with a big wire conveyor belt

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

14. swirly carpet

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:37 (seventeen years ago)

Was just going to post "disorienting carpet"

15. Television tuned to The Today Show or something.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 18 May 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

16. Those little packets of Vegemite that are so little that it takes about six of them to cover on piece of toast
17. Old people
18. Taxi drivers
19. Literally megalitres of Orange Juice
20. NO tea
21. Maybe teabags (Earl Grey only)

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 May 2008 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

22. German tour guides
23. Broadsheet newspapers

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 18 May 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

24. elephant

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 May 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)


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